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Bugmeat 06/11/19 10:35:01 PM #1: |
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WhiskeyDisk 06/11/19 10:36:13 PM #2: |
Don't tell me how to live my life on my own property you fascist!
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ultra magnus13 06/11/19 11:31:36 PM #3: |
John Deere? I remember the manual for our old Deere had no running over babies, featuring a severed leg, pictograms for both forward and reverse.
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Mead 06/11/19 11:39:38 PM #4: |
No liberal keychain is gonna tell me how to live my life
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VeeVees 06/11/19 11:41:01 PM #5: |
Your honor, it was self defense. The baby was coming at me.
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Blaqthourne 06/11/19 11:45:24 PM #6: |
^ But did you announce that before running it over?
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Bugmeat 06/11/19 11:46:41 PM #7: |
ultra magnus13 posted...
John Deere? Kubota. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhiskeyDisk 06/11/19 11:49:47 PM #8: |
Blaqthourne posted...
^ But did you announce that before running it over? Castle Doctrine. I issued a clear verbal order to vacate my property. The baby declined. The choice was theirs. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hop103 06/11/19 11:55:40 PM #9: |
Humanity needs more common sense.
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Yellow 06/12/19 12:04:58 AM #10: |
It's funny that they put these here because there's no reason not to, in the 0.01% case that some idiot judge finds the lawnmower manufacturer guilty of not warning someone to not run over their baby.
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WhiskeyDisk 06/12/19 12:09:29 AM #11: |
Yellow posted...
It's funny that they put these here because there's no reason not to, in the 0.01% case that some idiot judge finds the lawnmower manufacturer guilty of not warning someone to not run over their baby. Any time you see a ridiculously obvious warning label (like "this bag is not a toy" or "do not eat") it's just cheaper to put the idiot warning on the thing than it is to settle frivolous lawsuits. This is the world we live in. --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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