Poll of the Day > PSA: Do not run over babies with your lawnmower.

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Bugmeat
06/11/19 10:35:01 PM
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Seriously.

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WhiskeyDisk
06/11/19 10:36:13 PM
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Don't tell me how to live my life on my own property you fascist!
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ultra magnus13
06/11/19 11:31:36 PM
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John Deere? I remember the manual for our old Deere had no running over babies, featuring a severed leg, pictograms for both forward and reverse.
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Mead
06/11/19 11:39:38 PM
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No liberal keychain is gonna tell me how to live my life
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VeeVees
06/11/19 11:41:01 PM
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Your honor, it was self defense. The baby was coming at me.
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Blaqthourne
06/11/19 11:45:24 PM
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^ But did you announce that before running it over?
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Bugmeat
06/11/19 11:46:41 PM
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ultra magnus13 posted...
John Deere?

Kubota.


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WhiskeyDisk
06/11/19 11:49:47 PM
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Blaqthourne posted...
^ But did you announce that before running it over?


Castle Doctrine. I issued a clear verbal order to vacate my property.

The baby declined. The choice was theirs.
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Hop103
06/11/19 11:55:40 PM
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Humanity needs more common sense.
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Yellow
06/12/19 12:04:58 AM
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It's funny that they put these here because there's no reason not to, in the 0.01% case that some idiot judge finds the lawnmower manufacturer guilty of not warning someone to not run over their baby.

I hold Petsmart in contempt of not telling me to not run over my pet dog with a lawnmower.
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WhiskeyDisk
06/12/19 12:09:29 AM
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Yellow posted...
It's funny that they put these here because there's no reason not to, in the 0.01% case that some idiot judge finds the lawnmower manufacturer guilty of not warning someone to not run over their baby.

I hold Petsmart in contempt of not telling me to not run over my pet dog with a lawnmower.


Any time you see a ridiculously obvious warning label (like "this bag is not a toy" or "do not eat") it's just cheaper to put the idiot warning on the thing than it is to settle frivolous lawsuits.

This is the world we live in.
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