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VipaGTS
06/10/19 1:18:56 AM
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Sugary cereals
Pancakes made with flour and slathered in a sugary syrup
High cholesterol eggs
deep fried potatoes and fried bacon
Straight bread
Fuckin DONUTS

...Like...how did this become breakfast for us?
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DirkDiggles
06/10/19 1:20:13 AM
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Biscuits and sausage gravy.

nomnomnom nom nomnom
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ArchiePeck
06/10/19 1:20:14 AM
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Eh eggs aren't really that bad.
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dj1200
06/10/19 1:24:31 AM
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who knows. its not like you're forced to eat that.
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SauI_Goodman
06/10/19 1:25:34 AM
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corn flakes and low fat milk for this guy. minimal sugar.
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Kami_no_Kami
06/10/19 1:26:42 AM
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You forgot orange juice.
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VipaGTS
06/10/19 1:46:54 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
You forgot orange juice.

SUGARY Orange Juice
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St0rmFury
06/10/19 1:47:50 AM
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I remember stuffing my face with Frosties as a kid.

So good.
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Malcrasternus
06/10/19 1:49:16 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Kami_no_Kami posted...
You forgot orange juice.

SUGARY Orange Juice


Did orange juice kill your crops or something?

Shut the fuck up already.
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El Mexicano Texano
06/10/19 1:49:46 AM
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How in the world did you forget coffee? That's one of the worse things you can drink.
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VipaGTS
06/10/19 1:50:04 AM
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Malcrasternus posted...
VipaGTS posted...
Kami_no_Kami posted...
You forgot orange juice.

SUGARY Orange Juice


Did orange juice kill your crops or something?

Shut the fuck up already.

hey, fuck you
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Smashingpmkns
06/10/19 1:54:12 AM
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Shitty marketing. "Part of a balanced breakfast" or whatever was created by the bacon industry iirc. So it all went downhill from there lol
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DirkDiggles
06/10/19 1:55:27 AM
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A couple of PHAT stuffed breakfast burritos sounds good too.
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Malcrasternus
06/10/19 1:57:37 AM
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VipaGTS posted...

hey, fuck you


Right here buddy. Half the stuff you listed off isn't even in a standard American breakfast either, so:

Malcrasternus posted...

Shut the fuck up already.


That or find out who pissed in your sugary cornflakes.
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Unsugarized_Foo
06/10/19 2:01:58 AM
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Cause Kellogg's wanted you to quit touching yourself

Seriously
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Kastrada
06/10/19 2:02:56 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Sugary cereals
Pancakes made with flour and slathered in a sugary syrup
High cholesterol eggs
deep fried potatoes and fried bacon
Straight bread
Fuckin DONUTS

...Like...how did this become breakfast for us?


I mean are you wanting to go back to the original concept of cereal? It being used as an anti-masturbation meal?
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VipaGTS
06/10/19 2:04:40 AM
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Kastrada posted...
I mean are you wanting to go back to the original concept of cereal? It being used as an anti-masturbation meal?

i thought the original cereal was popcorn.
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Annihilated
06/10/19 2:05:08 AM
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The fuck are "high cholesterol eggs?" Are they laid by high cholesterol chickens?
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Unsugarized_Foo
06/10/19 2:06:00 AM
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Annihilated posted...
The fuck are "high cholesterol eggs?" Are they laid by high cholesterol chickens?


THChickens
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powerman1426
06/10/19 2:09:35 AM
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2 eggs, 2 bacon, hashbrowns, cheese. Rolled up in a tortilla with your choice of hot sauce. Delicious, easy, cheap. Win
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Kastrada
06/10/19 2:09:44 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Kastrada posted...
I mean are you wanting to go back to the original concept of cereal? It being used as an anti-masturbation meal?

i thought the original cereal was popcorn.


So you want us to cook popcorn, put it in a bowl, and pour milk in there. That's your solution to America's current "unhealthy" breakfast options?

Jesus Christ Vipey.....that's sick.
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Malcrasternus
06/10/19 2:12:15 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Kastrada posted...
I mean are you wanting to go back to the original concept of cereal? It being used as an anti-masturbation meal?

i thought the original cereal was popcorn.


Nope, anti-jerking it aid.

Ironically, the nutrients found in the cereal actually helped goo production, leading to even better burping the worm sessions.

Source:
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Malcrasternus
06/10/19 2:13:11 AM
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Kastrada posted...
VipaGTS posted...
Kastrada posted...
I mean are you wanting to go back to the original concept of cereal? It being used as an anti-masturbation meal?

i thought the original cereal was popcorn.


So you want us to cook popcorn, put it in a bowl, and pour milk in there. That's your solution to America's current "unhealthy" breakfast options?

Jesus Christ Vipey.....that's sick.


Milk before the popcorn man. Everyone knows this.
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TheAnthraxBunny
06/10/19 2:13:39 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
How in the world did you forget coffee? That's one of the worse things you can drink.

It depends on how you make it. Black coffee is great for you.
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ffmasterjose
06/10/19 2:17:08 AM
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What's this about cereal being an anti jerk it tool?
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JBaLLEN66
06/10/19 2:17:34 AM
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Idk anybody that eats this every day for breakfast. Americans are fat because they cannot stop graze eating all day.
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VipaGTS
06/10/19 2:19:27 AM
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Kastrada posted...
VipaGTS posted...
Kastrada posted...
I mean are you wanting to go back to the original concept of cereal? It being used as an anti-masturbation meal?

i thought the original cereal was popcorn.


So you want us to cook popcorn, put it in a bowl, and pour milk in there. That's your solution to America's current "unhealthy" breakfast options?

Jesus Christ Vipey.....that's sick.

GEORGE WASHINGTON DID IT!
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SmidgeIsntBack
06/10/19 2:19:40 AM
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ffmasterjose posted...
What's this about cereal being an anti jerk it tool?


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
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Questionmarktarius
06/10/19 2:20:44 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
Fuckin DONUTS

That's not what the hole in the middle is for.
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St0rmFury
06/10/19 2:21:30 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
How in the world did you forget coffee? That's one of the worse things you can drink.

Wait what
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SMAP-
06/10/19 2:25:33 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
How in the world did you forget coffee? That's one of the worse things you can drink.

Wait what

Im assuming theyre talking about sugary coffee drinks? Because moderate black coffee consumption has been linked with many benefits
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VipaGTS
06/10/19 2:30:30 AM
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Yea coffee is fine. its fairly healthy and in some cases can be good for you...its when people add like 5 creams and 60 sugars that it gets fucked up.
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Crazyman93
06/10/19 2:31:39 AM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Annihilated posted...
The fuck are "high cholesterol eggs?" Are they laid by high cholesterol chickens?


THChickens

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Kastrada
06/10/19 2:35:49 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
GEORGE WASHINGTON DID IT!


He owned slaves too. Are you really advocating race-based slavery to be implemented once more in America?
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Malcrasternus
06/10/19 2:47:01 AM
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Kastrada posted...
VipaGTS posted...
GEORGE WASHINGTON DID IT!


He owned slaves too. Are you really advocating race-based slavery to be implemented once more in America?


Breakfast was really intense back then.
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Zack_Attackv1
06/10/19 2:49:39 AM
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Because the American way is the right way.

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andel
06/10/19 2:50:13 AM
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grits and bacon biscuits for me please
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VipaGTS
06/10/19 2:53:03 AM
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Kastrada posted...
VipaGTS posted...
GEORGE WASHINGTON DID IT!


He owned slaves too. Are you really advocating race-based slavery to be implemented once more in America?

:/
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Malcrasternus
06/10/19 2:59:02 AM
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All I got from this topic is that breakfast is racist.

Tagging TC and the rest of the posters here accordingly.
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Kastrada
06/10/19 3:03:08 AM
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Malcrasternus posted...
All I got from this topic is that breakfast is racist.

Tagging TC and the rest of the posters here accordingly.


Anti-masturbation racists! Don't forget that first part!
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VipaGTS
06/10/19 3:05:49 AM
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Kastrada posted...
Malcrasternus posted...
All I got from this topic is that breakfast is racist.

Tagging TC and the rest of the posters here accordingly.


Anti-masturbation racists! Don't forget that first part!

ok so low key this anti-masturbation mess is stressing me and i can't fuck with it...give every person cereal. i retract that part of my post.
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blablablax17
06/10/19 3:23:28 AM
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Have you guys seen an English breakfast?
How is that not worse?
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knutjob
06/10/19 4:23:52 AM
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blablablax17 posted...
Have you guys seen an English breakfast?
How is that not worse?


Because it's a set meal that people eat several times a year, not a general approach to morning nutrition.
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SuperShake666
06/10/19 4:26:36 AM
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The farming industry, IIRC.
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fuzzylittlbunny
06/10/19 4:38:13 AM
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Eh, breakfast here in Hawaii is simple. Generally just consists of one or two breakfast meats (bacon, vienna sausage, link sausage, portuguese sausage, Spam, etc.), eggs, and rice. Maybe that's why we're the healthiest state in the country :D

...My guess is that we must be super far ahead of the curve in every category that determines "healthiest" other than obesity, because so many locals are like 50 pounds overweight :<
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