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Awakened_Link
06/09/19 12:30:55 AM
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Choose from these fine gents: - Results (16 votes)
Captain America (Chris Evans)
43.75% (7 votes)
7
Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.)
6.25% (1 vote)
1
Thor (Chris Hemsworth)
25% (4 votes)
4
Falcon (Anthony Mackie)
0% (0 votes)
0
Spider-Man (Tom Holland)
0% (0 votes)
0
Star-Lord (Chris Pratt)
6.25% (1 vote)
1
Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman)
0% (0 votes)
0
Ant-Man (Paul Rudd)
6.25% (1 vote)
1
Dr. Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch)
6.25% (1 vote)
1
Other
6.25% (1 vote)
1
Lots of hotties to choose from - the MCU is packed with them. I tried to pick the 'traditionally' handsome dudes, for the most part; I know some people out there find Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner attractive, but I just don't see it tbh. Would've added Sebastian Stan if I could, though.

Definitely going with CHRIS PRATT. He's been my celeb crush since Parks & Rec. So hot. I'd pay big money just to be near him, probably. Evans, Hemsworth and Holland are close behind.

I'm so curious who CE will choose.
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DrizztLink
06/09/19 12:31:24 AM
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SauI_Goodman
06/09/19 12:35:36 AM
#3:


wtf is hulk
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au_gold
06/09/19 12:39:50 AM
#4:


Chris Evans is a perfect specimen of a man.
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dr_marble
06/09/19 12:40:17 AM
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TC I was going to joke about you having daddy issues just for voting for Pratt, but I can't if you've liked him since Parks and Rec.
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monkeysRfunny
06/09/19 12:43:46 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
America's

Ass

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Torrific
06/09/19 12:45:07 AM
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Reddit has a fetish for Luis.
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PatrickMahomes
06/09/19 12:47:21 AM
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Strange
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mooreandrew58
06/09/19 1:03:38 AM
#9:


Evans easily. Amazing how much hair effects looks. Didnt think he looked that great in not another teen movie or fantasic four.
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ImmatureContent
06/09/19 1:10:29 AM
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Probably a toss up between Cap and Thor for me, but I went with Thor. Not that any of the choices are bad.
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mooreandrew58
06/09/19 1:14:36 AM
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ImmatureContent posted...
Probably a toss up between Cap and Thor for me, but I went with Thor. Not that any of the choices are bad.


Honestly surprised Tony is as low as he is. I mean he's got a mix of that rich playboy and bad boy look going.
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Skye Reynolds
06/09/19 1:16:24 AM
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Thor was before he cut his hair short.
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mooreandrew58
06/09/19 1:25:37 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Thor was before he cut his hair short.


I liked thr short hair. Cap with a beard was awful though
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Awakened_Link
06/09/19 2:19:38 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Cap with a beard was awful though


This is objectively wrong.
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RiderofHogs
06/09/19 2:22:44 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faa-0utbx_I" data-time="

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BipBapBam
06/09/19 2:23:02 AM
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Thor

I mean, I'm not gay, but I would
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Bloodychess
06/09/19 2:23:27 AM
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au_gold posted...
Chris Evans is a perfect specimen of a man.

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MorbidFaithless
06/09/19 2:34:27 AM
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Bloodychess posted...
au_gold posted...
Chris Evans is a perfect specimen of a man.

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r25
06/09/19 2:55:19 AM
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Cap is my bf, but Thor is truly a man.
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Hambo the Hog
06/09/19 2:56:45 AM
#20:


Pratt, followed by Hemsworth. Pratt has indeed been a snack since his Parks and Rec days. Thor did nothing for me, but after the haircut, mutha fuckin yum.
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Parappa09
06/09/19 5:11:12 AM
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how am i the first person to vote for tom holland
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SoundNetwork
06/09/19 5:21:01 AM
#22:


cap with beard and thor with hair cut is god tier
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nevershine
06/09/19 5:22:14 AM
#23:


Thor
No contest
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BalanceLost
06/09/19 5:23:37 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
how am i the first person to vote for tom holland

Two votes now.

I wanna wreck his bussy so bad tbh.
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RiderofHogs
06/09/19 5:26:10 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
how am i the first person to vote for tom holland

He looks like he is 15 you sicko.
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dotsdfe
06/09/19 5:46:27 AM
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It's a tough call between the Chrises. I voted Evans, but Hemsworth and Pratt are still really hot. Not really sure who takes first there.

Honorable mention to Paul Rudd, too.
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Parappa09
06/09/19 5:56:38 AM
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RiderofHogs posted...
He looks like he is 15 you sicko.

no he doesn't

but also

lb5vZ93
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fuzzylittlbunny
06/09/19 6:19:18 AM
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Thor looks good with either hairstyle.

But then again, it's America's ass...
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RiderofHogs
06/09/19 1:24:41 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
He looks like he is 15 you sicko.

no he doesn't

but also

lb5vZ93

Yes he does.
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Tyranthraxus
06/09/19 1:38:50 PM
#31:


Uhh can I vote Hawkeye?
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SkittyOnWailord
06/09/19 1:40:43 PM
#32:


Hulk obviously.

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Tyranthraxus
06/09/19 1:43:52 PM
#33:


Is Hulk trying to goatse?
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Awakened_Link
06/09/19 7:00:53 PM
#34:


@dr_marble posted...
TC I was going to joke about you having daddy issues just for voting for Pratt, but I can't if you've liked him since Parks and Rec.


Lol why does liking Chris Pratt mean you have daddy issues??
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dr_marble
06/09/19 7:04:06 PM
#35:


Awakened_Link posted...
@dr_marble posted...
TC I was going to joke about you having daddy issues just for voting for Pratt, but I can't if you've liked him since Parks and Rec.


Lol why does liking Chris Pratt mean you have daddy issues??

Oh I'm just saying his whole appeal is dad-esque (post parks n rec)
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DrizztLink
06/09/19 7:18:54 PM
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dr_marble
06/09/19 7:21:25 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
But Parks and Rec is him at his daddest.

Real talk? I'm not sure how I'd describe that vibe tbh but I feel like it's more... goofy young adult? I dunno
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FF_Redux
06/09/19 7:34:03 PM
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Awakened_Link
06/11/19 1:09:32 AM
#39:


Bump
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Wetterdew
06/11/19 1:27:20 AM
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Thor is the sexiest.

Tom Holland and Chris Evans are not far behind, though Evans's face isn't quiiiiiite as nice as the other two (but his body is amazing if the movie footage is accurate).

I remember Chadwick Boseman being hot too, but I don't remember him as well.

The rest are all attractive enough but definitely not as hot as these guys.
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