Current Events > do you think cleopatra was actually beautiful or she was actually ugly?

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Lunaaaa
06/04/19 8:44:20 AM
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i mean all the description has been from written description obviously, either from egypt itself or the romans. she was a queen, do you think a scholar would write the queen as "ugly hag with saggy boobs" on tablets and papyrus and other stuff? they would be executed probably.

as for roman scholars i don't know, they could also be exaggerating her beauty too.
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Stagmar
06/04/19 8:54:08 AM
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Which one?
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solosnake
06/04/19 8:55:36 AM
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She was probably the hottest most baddest bitch on planet earth at the time
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Middle hope
06/04/19 8:56:30 AM
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She was a basic ass THOT
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eston
06/04/19 8:57:18 AM
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UnholyMudcrab
06/04/19 8:57:57 AM
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Lunaaaa
06/04/19 9:01:21 AM
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Stagmar posted...
Which one?

This one:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleopatra
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Turbam
06/04/19 9:05:45 AM
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I've been working on a time machine so I can go back in time and eat her butt
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AlisLandale
06/04/19 9:08:46 AM
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Elizabeth Taylor is pretty hot
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FuneralFroth
06/04/19 9:09:50 AM
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You think back then someone who WASNT beautiful would be allowed to rule?
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solosnake
06/04/19 9:10:11 AM
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Think about it she had the equivalent of Trump and Putin all over her.

So i guess she was basically melania trump
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elysdeon
06/04/19 9:33:48 AM
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From historical evidence apparently she was really smart and charismatic, but not super attractive. She impressed Caesar by managing to sneak into the palace in egypt he was besieged in rolled up in a carpet
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Romulox28
06/04/19 9:34:28 AM
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cleopatra coming atcha
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vocedelmorte
06/04/19 9:47:21 AM
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She was more famous for her inteligence and as a ruler, but apparently Romans was jealous of her been a good ruler AND a woman. So they portrayed her as a basic thot who thrive on seducing men
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TheDrivingForce
06/04/19 9:53:51 AM
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She probably was ugly, but had to perceive her as beautiful otherwise they would of been thrown in jail, and, or executed.
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Goats
06/04/19 9:55:52 AM
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She was probably a porker. Nobles really liked that about their women in olden times because it showed their father/husband had an excess of resources.

She also did a lot of drugs so that might have had an effect as well
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obeseexplosive
06/04/19 9:56:50 AM
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Turbam posted...
I've been working on a time machine so I can go back in time and eat her butt

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Goats
06/04/19 10:00:36 AM
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If you go back to her time they wouldn't understand you. I'm sure "I want some fuck" is pretty universal but I doubt she'd be down to do it with some crazy northern barbarian that can't even talk her language and smells funny.
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TheDrivingForce
06/04/19 10:02:53 AM
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Goats posted...
If you go back to her time they wouldn't understand you. I'm sure "I want some fuck" is pretty universal but I doubt she'd be down to do it with some crazy northern barbarian that can't even talk her language and smells funny.

More than likely thrown in jail for suspicion of being a spy, then be executed. There goes that fantasy.
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EbonTitanium
06/04/19 10:13:36 AM
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We'll never know unless we find her remains.

That coin is questionable.
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WafflehouseJK
06/04/19 10:16:34 AM
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Standards of beauty change over time. By their standards, I'm sure she was gorgeous. By today's standards? Probably not.
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Lunaaaa
06/04/19 2:33:45 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Standards of beauty change over time. By their standards, I'm sure she was gorgeous. By today's standards? Probably not.

Good point.

elysdeon posted...
From historical evidence apparently she was really smart and charismatic, but not super attractive. She impressed Caesar by managing to sneak into the palace in egypt he was besieged in rolled up in a carpet

But i find smart and charismatic attractive :<
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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/04/19 2:35:41 PM
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she looked like andre 3000
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Zikten
06/04/19 2:39:26 PM
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people weren't as pretty back then. even if she was considered hot, she would be average by today's standards.
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greatmonkeybaby
06/04/19 2:42:05 PM
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https://www.realmofhistory.com/2016/11/07/timelapse-animation-reconstruction-cleopatra/
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greatmonkeybaby
06/04/19 2:42:44 PM
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greatmonkeybaby posted...
https://www.realmofhistory.com/2016/11/07/timelapse-animation-reconstruction-cleopatra/


^ lmk
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AlephZero
06/04/19 2:43:03 PM
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queen cleo would be a basic instathot if she lived today
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HypnoCoosh
06/04/19 2:45:59 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
she looked like andre 3000


Body like Beyonce face like Andre.... Ehhhhh
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KogaSteelfang
06/04/19 2:56:08 PM
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I don't remember where I heard it, but I thought she was ugly and made up for it with grand gestures of affection and being slutty. Like having herself delivered inside a rolled up carpet, when they unrolled it she was in there ready.

Idk though, she does still have the reputation of being a beauty today.
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Lunaaaa
06/04/19 2:58:07 PM
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greatmonkeybaby posted...
https://www.realmofhistory.com/2016/11/07/timelapse-animation-reconstruction-cleopatra/

The thumbnail definitely she doesn't look bad. A bit vanilla ish, which tbh i prefer.

The video makes her looks too man-ish? The jaw and cheek looks alot more masculine
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