Poll of the Day > How do you buy shoes if you have no shoes?

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slacker03150
06/02/19 7:57:19 PM
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They won't let you into the store that sells the shoes.
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Red_Frog
06/02/19 7:59:46 PM
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There's an app for that.
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JOExHIGASHI
06/02/19 8:09:13 PM
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do they throw out people without shoes?

i guess you can have a pair donated to your or found in the trash
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TheWorstPoster
06/02/19 8:27:51 PM
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How does one who has no clothing get clothes? They get arrested for indecent exposure and put on a sexual predators list.
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TheWitchMorgana
06/02/19 8:28:52 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
How does one who has no clothing get clothes? They get arrested for indecent exposure and put on a sexual predators list.

speaking from experience?
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Broken_Zeus
06/02/19 9:15:30 PM
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You wear sandals. Checkmate, atheists!
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slacker03150
06/02/19 9:38:05 PM
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I am fortunate enough to have an extra pair of shoes, but my main pair got ripped in half in today, so I had to go back home to get shoes so I could enter the store and buy shoes.
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Mead
06/02/19 10:13:08 PM
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Paint my feet to look like shoes
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DeltaBladeX
06/02/19 11:15:05 PM
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Go to other stores with shoes, I guess.
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green dragon
06/02/19 11:19:00 PM
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Buy them from Walmart
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Greenfox111
06/02/19 11:19:27 PM
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buy em online
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LinkPizza
06/03/19 1:51:13 AM
#12:


green dragon posted...
Buy them from Walmart

I was going to say this. They let anybody in...
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Bugmeat
06/03/19 2:30:34 AM
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As long as you don't look like trash you can just give them some sob story about how some homeless guy pulled a knife on you and demanded your shoes so you gave them to him. Or make yourself look like a good guy and tell them you saw a man who needed your shoes more than you did so you gave them to him. Now you need to buy a new pair. Most stores will almost certainly allow you in to buy a new pair.


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captpackrat
06/03/19 2:13:35 PM
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What does a person do if they have no feet? They can't wear shoes, so they can never go anywhere!
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zebatov
06/03/19 2:45:33 PM
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Catch 22.
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