Current Events > Texas Teacher runs BAREFOOT to warn people of a TORNADO!! Is she a MILF??

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Full Throttle
06/01/19 8:27:38 PM
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Is Megan a MILF? - Results (15 votes)
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Texas 4th Grade Teacher, Megan Parson ran BAREFOOT and in her KIMONO as she sprinted down the street tow arn parents of an approaching Tornado!!

She teaches at Hays Elementary and could be seen running like a superhero as the mother of one was STILL wearing a fake MUSTACHE she wore at a school party.

The woman who took the photo said said "Let me tell ya something about a woman who takes all precautions necessary to not only keep her kids safe but their parents too"

Megan said she was feeling crazy running to inform parents to take shelter but she knew she had to do something and so she took off her shoes (because they were new and cute) and gunned it to the people's houses and yelling people to take cover

Megan said it was raining like crazy with a literal tornado in her view but she wasn't going to stop until she made it to their houses even though they thought she was a PSYCHO!!

The small town had a tornado and severe weather warning with winds at 70mph as the twister wrecked havoc at a Leon Tuttle Athletic Complex causing minor damages but fortunately no one died

Is Megan a MILF?

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darkprince45
06/01/19 8:29:35 PM
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She a cutie for sure
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LethalAffinity
06/01/19 8:29:44 PM
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kuwab0
06/01/19 8:33:58 PM
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Gafemage
06/01/19 8:35:42 PM
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Duckbear been killing it with the topic titles lately.
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06/01/19 8:39:02 PM
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mustachedmystic
06/01/19 8:41:44 PM
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She kinda reminds me of Kyra Sedgwick
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obeseexplosive
06/01/19 8:42:39 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
She's got Lara Croft triangle boobs.

Tow arn
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SuperShake666
06/01/19 8:45:08 PM
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I'd like to put a kid in her.
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King Rial
06/01/19 8:46:19 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
I love your topics so fucking much.

Same. Same.
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gnomefromnome
06/01/19 8:47:47 PM
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I could.... teach her a few things
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Gafemage
06/01/19 8:50:14 PM
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King Rial posted...
LethalAffinity posted...
I love your topics so fucking much.

Same. Same.

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toyota
06/02/19 8:18:48 AM
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close ups of feet?
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HunkDude
06/02/19 8:20:57 AM
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damn i want to take a shower together with her
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AwesomeOSauce
06/02/19 8:21:56 AM
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Looks like Lisa Ann younger smaller sister
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trappedunderice
06/02/19 8:40:29 AM
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Oh man I wish someone would crop that image of her out and make her moving in a Sonic level going through a ring loop.
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Colorahdo
06/02/19 8:43:26 AM
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If your running form is good it's actually not uncomfortable at all to run barefoot. Some coaches use barefoot running to teach proper form
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bover_87
06/02/19 9:01:59 AM
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News Outlet: Texas teacher runs barefoot to warn people of a tornado
duckbear: but is she HOT?!

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Trigg3rH4ppy
06/02/19 9:23:27 AM
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Colorahdo posted...
If your running form is good it's actually not uncomfortable at all to run barefoot. Some coaches use barefoot running to teach proper form

Until you step on a rock
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Vicious_Dios
06/02/19 9:35:25 AM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Full Throttle posted...
The small town had a tornado and severe weather warning with winds at 70mph

Oh come on. Rockwall is far from a "small town". It's a full-on suburb of 50,000


Maybe, but it's definitely the smallest county in Texas.
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CableZL
06/02/19 9:35:46 AM
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NeonOctopus
06/02/19 9:36:46 AM
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Number090684
06/02/19 9:58:54 AM
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Is she daft or something? Pretty sure most of the neighborhood knew of the tornado via looking outside, local weather alerts on via cellphone, the local news, and local radio. Also what was she going to do after she warned them if the tornado coming through was so imminent that she felt the absolute need to run around barefoot? Lastly who has someone take a happy selfie of themselves with the possibility of a tornado coming through your neighborhood? This story seems staged to make her appear heroic.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
06/02/19 10:08:50 AM
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TheDrivingForce
06/02/19 10:14:18 AM
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Faster than someone's camera phone. Can leap over a child in a single bound.
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Shablagoo
06/02/19 10:19:45 AM
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Number090684 posted...
Is she daft or something? Pretty sure most of the neighborhood knew of the tornado via looking outside, local weather alerts via cellphone emergency texts, the local news, and local radio. Also what was she going to do after she warned them if the tornado coming through was so imminent that she felt the absolute need to run around barefoot? Lastly who has someone take a happy selfie of themselves with the possibility of a tornado coming through your neighborhood? This story seems staged to make her appear heroic.

Yeah this makes no sense to me. Maybe it was just a panic move on her part? I have no idea how this would help anyone or why she would think the parents of her students didnt know about the tornado.

On the other hand we go camping in this little wooden cabin with no electricity and one year when there was a tornado a park ranger sped all the way out to the cabin to be like, Hey, Tornado coming! and then skedaddled immediately. Idk why he thought it would help but it was pretty comical at least, lol.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/02/19 11:22:20 AM
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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tripleh213
06/02/19 11:48:09 AM
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Some only run on bare feet
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06/02/19 11:56:51 AM
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Hanky_Bannister
06/02/19 11:58:11 AM
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The caption pic made me a little LOL
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Cornmuffins
06/02/19 11:59:34 AM
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Seems pointless
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Machete
06/02/19 12:10:12 PM
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Is the tornado HOT?
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Master_Bass
06/02/19 12:13:54 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Seems pointless

Yeah, people can clearly see the tornado and all she's doing is putting herself in danger.
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