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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 10:49:21 AM
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She is super hot and great eye candy to look at.
Everytime you are around her you feel like volt of electricity in the air.

But you realized something. Everytime you see your friend, he has lost a little more weight and grown a little pale.
You press him about what is going on.
He just tells you he has so much fun banging his girl.

After this, she approaches you. She giggles and tells you to stay out of their business or you may become the next meal.

You are confused, so one night you spy it up and find her outside in the dark with bat wings.

You deduce, she is a succubus.

What do you do?
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CyricZ
05/28/19 10:49:54 AM
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I give her tree fiddy.
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 11:39:44 AM
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CyricZ posted...
I give her tree fiddy.


Dollars?
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Shablagoo
05/28/19 11:40:57 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
CyricZ posted...
I give her tree fiddy.


Dollars?

3 minutes and 50 seconds...maybe even 4.
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Ruvan22
05/28/19 11:44:17 AM
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CyricZ posted...
I give her tree fiddy.


So she's a succubus lochness monster?
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sktgamer_13dude
05/28/19 11:44:44 AM
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Solar_Crimson
05/28/19 11:45:41 AM
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Offer myself to her. Partly to save my friend, and partly because I kind of have a thing for succubi.
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gunplagirl
05/28/19 11:46:32 AM
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Ask if she can turn me into a succubus, I've read enough doujin to know it's a thing
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ocelot51
05/28/19 11:47:03 AM
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Let's say this succubus offers you a deal: If you can last a certain amount of time with her without completion, she'll release your friend from his doom. 10 minutes. Remember that this is a demon basically from the elemental plane of fucking, and she's trying to win.

Would you?
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gunplagirl
05/28/19 11:49:51 AM
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ocelot51 posted...
Let's say this succubus offers you a deal: If you can last a certain amount of time with her without completion, she'll release your friend from his doom. 10 minutes. Remember that this is a demon basically from the elemental plane of fucking, and she's trying to win.

Would you?

The trick is that she'll do any male who accepts and the g-spot in their bum will guarantee they lose. Probably with her tail or whatever.

Again, I've read enough doujin to know that's a thing.
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darkphoenix181
05/28/19 11:51:19 AM
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Is your friend's life worth a little pleasure?

Well actually you and your friend's life.
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TheMikh
05/28/19 11:52:39 AM
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ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
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Questionmarktarius
05/28/19 11:53:20 AM
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Wait my turn.
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