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Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/28/19 4:54:39 AM
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The girl I like is one.
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bossjony
05/28/19 5:10:32 AM
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Sex change i wouldn't but u could if u really wanted to
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Serious Cat
05/28/19 5:13:06 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
The girl I like is one.

Same, and don't know. We even hang out together a lot :/
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cavalierking
05/28/19 5:14:02 AM
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i used to have a lesbian friend who i swear would've gone straight for me

would've been hot, but she was kinda hurt, so... v.v
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Gobstoppers12
05/28/19 5:14:39 AM
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Step One: Be a woman.
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ffmasterjose
05/28/19 5:19:19 AM
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Whatever Ben Affleck did in Chasing Amy
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Ryo_the_Inferno
05/28/19 7:36:36 AM
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What kind of game are you playing where they put up a human heart as the prize? How can you be sure it's a lesbian's?
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furb
05/28/19 7:41:05 AM
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Time to listen to Weezer
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Pus_N_Pecans
05/28/19 8:11:26 AM
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Uh...this is when you decide to chase after someone else.
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DrizztLink
05/28/19 8:12:18 AM
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metallica846 posted...
Lesbian my ass

lez be in your ass
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Funkydog
05/28/19 8:35:57 AM
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For me, also being female helped immensely.
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WaterLink
05/28/19 8:39:54 AM
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"Hey, I noticed you like girls. I like girls as well. We have so much in common! Wanna go out with me?"
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/29/19 4:06:04 PM
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WaterLink posted...
"Hey, I noticed you like girls. I like girls as well. We have so much in common! Wanna go out with me?"

Maybe that would work.
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looked
05/29/19 4:16:13 PM
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ffmasterjose posted...
Whatever Ben Affleck did in Chasing Amy


She wasn't a lesbian, she just pretended that she had never been with a man to make him feel like he was special.
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SiO4
05/29/19 4:31:21 PM
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You could hit it big in the semi-annual lesbian heart ritual and lottery that occurs each June 21st and December 21st at the Mayan temple nearest you.
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CountDog
05/29/19 4:37:41 PM
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Time, and if that doesn't work you move on.

Trust me, I know. And you better be pushing to be all up in her business or nothing is going to be taken seriously.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/29/19 4:39:43 PM
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How do lesbians get male friends that respect their lifestyle?
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