Current Events > What's the best way to remove a blood curse?

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PleaseClap 05/25/19 10:04:35 PM #1:	I don't have time to get into the details, but I'm reasonably sure that a witch has placed a curse upon me. They seem to have hexed me so that every chair I sit in is uncomfortable. How do I purge myself of this evil. Said witch is very grouchy (and very short), so I don't know if I can talk my way out of this one --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922373594] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>I don't have time to get into the details, but I'm reasonably sure that a witch has placed a curse upon me. They seem to have hexed me so that every chair I sit in is uncomfortable. How do I purge myself of this evil. Said witch is very grouchy (and very short), so I don't know if I can talk my way out of this one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0xDEFECADE 05/25/19 10:05:18 PM #3:	leeches born and raised in a tank of blessed holy water --- 1101 1110 1111 1110 1100 1010 1101 1110 <cite>0xDEFECADE posted [p:922373622] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>leeches born and raised in a tank of blessed holy water</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 05/25/19 10:06:20 PM #4:	by passing along the curse to someone else you have to pay for blood with blood --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:922373662] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>by passing along the curse to someone else you have to pay for blood with blood</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/25/19 10:10:29 PM #5:	dolomedes posted... drain all blood replace w fresh blood Does it all have to from the same source or 0xDEFECADE posted... leeches born and raised in a tank of blessed holy water I have some 7up boxington posted... by passing along the curse to someone else you have to pay for blood with blood do I need to find another witch to carry out the ritual? --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922373809] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote>drain all blood replace w fresh blood</quote> Does it all have to from the same source or <cite>0xDEFECADE posted...</cite> <quote>leeches born and raised in a tank of blessed holy water</quote> I have some 7up <cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>by passing along the curse to someone else you have to pay for blood with blood</quote> do I need to find another witch to carry out the ritual?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 05/25/19 10:22:40 PM #7:	You have to bang her --- "Yeah that's messed up" - MrK3V <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:922374256] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>You have to bang her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/25/19 10:22:54 PM #8:	ProfessorKukui posted... A garlic enema will purge those demons oh yeah, like that wasn't the first thing that I tried --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922374265] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfessorKukui posted...</cite> <quote>A garlic enema will purge those demons</quote> oh yeah, like that wasn't the first thing that I tried</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 05/25/19 10:28:37 PM #9:	PleaseClap posted... 0xDEFECADE posted... leeches born and raised in a tank of blessed holy water I have some 7up 7up is a suitable replacement for holy water in almost any situation. Sprite works slightly better than 7up for a small number of curses. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:922374488] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote><cite>0xDEFECADE posted...</cite> <quote>leeches born and raised in a tank of blessed holy water</quote> I have some 7up</quote> 7up is a suitable replacement for holy water in almost any situation. Sprite works slightly better than 7up for a small number of curses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 05/25/19 10:35:45 PM #10:	--- I'd like to sell my soul the same way Eminem did to the same person p.s. bring jesus christ back so I can crucify him personally ~ hail Satan <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:922374736] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/26/19 12:36:46 AM #11:	greatmonkeybaby posted... are you a witch? I think only a witch can help me --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922378974] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>greatmonkeybaby posted...</cite> are you a witch? I think only a witch can help me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PleaseClap 05/26/19 12:41:40 AM #13:	GregShmedley posted... PleaseClap posted... do I need to find another witch to carry out the ritual? No. You gotta convince the current witch to bake you a pie. Cut your hand and squeeze your blood into said pie. Then give it to someone as a gift. They definitely can't cook --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922379083] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>GregShmedley posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>do I need to find another witch to carry out the ritual?</quote> No. You gotta convince the current witch to bake you a pie. Cut your hand and squeeze your blood into said pie. Then give it to someone as a gift.</quote> They definitely can't cook</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 05/26/19 12:44:25 AM #14:	Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs? --- I'd like to sell my soul the same way Eminem did to the same person p.s. bring jesus christ back so I can crucify him personally ~ hail Satan <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:922379151] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/26/19 12:44:26 AM #15:	First you need a pie, any pie will do as long as it's warm. Second take a large knife and stab that middle of your hand, and the twist making a large hole in your hand. Third, make a single cut in the center of the pie. Fourth, pour your blood into the pie. Fifth, treat and bandage your hand. Last, somebody has to eat the pie, and then the curse will pass onto them and you're safe. Edit: Damnit someone beat me to it. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922379152] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>First you need a pie, any pie will do as long as it's warm. Second take a large knife and stab that middle of your hand, and the twist making a large hole in your hand. Third, make a single cut in the center of the pie. Fourth, pour your blood into the pie. Fifth, treat and bandage your hand. Last, somebody has to eat the pie, and then the curse will pass onto them and you're safe. Edit: Damnit someone beat me to it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/26/19 12:46:10 AM #16:	greatmonkeybaby posted... Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs? They are super petty and jealous --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922379191] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>greatmonkeybaby posted...</cite> <quote>Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs?</quote> They are super petty and jealous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/26/19 12:46:46 AM #17:	Just book a dialysis appointment and get your blood cleaned --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:922379207] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Just book a dialysis appointment and get your blood cleaned</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 05/26/19 12:47:48 AM #18:	Passing the curse onto another innocent person instead of removing it entirely or "returning to sender" is savage AF --- I'd like to sell my soul the same way Eminem did to the same person p.s. bring jesus christ back so I can crucify him personally ~ hail Satan <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:922379233] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Passing the curse onto another innocent person instead of removing it entirely or "returning to sender" is savage AF</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/26/19 12:50:22 AM #20:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-lAwkFdiE4" data-time=" --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922379306] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-lAwkFdiE4" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 05/26/19 12:51:18 AM #21:	PleaseClap posted... greatmonkeybaby posted... Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs? They are super petty and jealous Is this a ugly witch chick jealous of attractive lady rival thing going on? --- I'd like to sell my soul the same way Eminem did to the same person p.s. bring jesus christ back so I can crucify him personally ~ hail Satan <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:922379333] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote><cite>greatmonkeybaby posted...</cite> <quote>Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs?</quote> They are super petty and jealous</quote> Is this a ugly witch chick jealous of attractive lady rival thing going on?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/26/19 12:59:28 AM #22:	greatmonkeybaby posted... PleaseClap posted... greatmonkeybaby posted... Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs? They are super petty and jealous Is this a ugly witch chick jealous of attractive lady rival thing going on? Yeah I'm almost entirely sure that's what it is --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922379536] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>greatmonkeybaby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote><cite>greatmonkeybaby posted...</cite> <quote>Why would they specifically curse you to be uncomfortable in chairs?</quote> They are super petty and jealous</quote> Is this a ugly witch chick jealous of attractive lady rival thing going on?</quote> Yeah I'm almost entirely sure that's what it is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 05/26/19 12:59:31 AM #23:	The Craft's Nancy ^ Not a ugly witch but petty & jealous for sure Lesson of that movie: "return to sender" --- I'd like to sell my soul the same way Eminem did to the same person p.s. bring jesus christ back so I can crucify him personally ~ hail Satan <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:922379538] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote> The Craft's Nancy ^ Not a ugly witch but petty & jealous for sure Lesson of that movie: "return to sender"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 05/26/19 6:14:06 AM #25:	The Pill --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:922384899] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>The Pill</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 05/26/19 6:24:21 AM #26:	The morning sun will vanquish the horrible night. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:922385038] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>The morning sun will vanquish the horrible night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0xDEFECADE 05/26/19 6:25:37 AM #27:	my advice is you should not have gotten political please --- 1101 1110 1111 1110 1100 1010 1101 1110 <cite>0xDEFECADE posted [p:922385058] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>my advice is you should not have gotten political please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/26/19 6:29:49 AM #28:	Shotgunnova posted... The morning sun will vanquish the horrible night. I'm inclined to be sceptical --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:922385099] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>The morning sun will vanquish the horrible night.</quote> I'm inclined to be sceptical</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 05/26/19 10:08:48 AM #29:	Is a blood curse worse than a semen curse? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>Machete posted [p:922388814] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Is a blood curse worse than a semen curse?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 05/26/19 10:10:59 AM #30:	Do the Cripwalk at least five times a day. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:922388867] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Do the Cripwalk at least five times a day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevihaimerej 05/26/19 10:37:41 AM #31:	Easiest way is to just summon yourself a Goetic demon to lift the curse, steal some familiars, use them as a basis for a custom servitor, consult your augoeides in the construction of a curse to return in kind, and maybe finish off with a protection sigil via yer servitor --- https://imgtc.com/Y8ojZ3x <cite>sevihaimerej posted [p:922389568] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Easiest way is to just summon yourself a Goetic demon to lift the curse, steal some familiars, use them as a basis for a custom servitor, consult your augoeides in the construction of a curse to return in kind, and maybe finish off with a protection sigil via yer servitor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 05/26/19 10:38:54 AM #32:	Have a priest bless the water in your body. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:922389605] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Have a priest bless the water in your body.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 05/26/19 10:39:13 AM #33:	The Advice Board is that way --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:922389609] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>The Advice Board is that way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/26/19 12:34:00 PM #34:	EverDownward posted... The Advice Board is that way This is a current event --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922393027] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote>The Advice Board is that way</quote> This is a current event</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 05/26/19 12:40:42 PM #35:	What you need is a Leprechaun to defeat the witch. Jesus is also an option, he's worth like 6 Leprechauns but also a lot harder to catch. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:922393243] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>What you need is a Leprechaun to defeat the witch. Jesus is also an option, he's worth like 6 Leprechauns but also a lot harder to catch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/26/19 1:10:25 PM #36:	Machete posted... Is a blood curse worse than a semen curse? It has its trade offs and advantages evilpresident posted... What you need is a Leprechaun to defeat the witch. Jesus is also an option, he's worth like 6 Leprechauns but also a lot harder to catch. Ah, the local leprechaun isnt talking to me after the whole rainbow thing Verdekal posted... Have a priest bless the water in your body. I dont think Im allowed in churches any more --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922394182] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>Machete posted...</cite> <quote>Is a blood curse worse than a semen curse?</quote> It has its trade offs and advantages <cite>evilpresident posted...</cite> <quote>What you need is a Leprechaun to defeat the witch. Jesus is also an option, he's worth like 6 Leprechauns but also a lot harder to catch.</quote> Ah, the local leprechaun isnt talking to me after the whole rainbow thing <cite>Verdekal posted...</cite> <quote>Have a priest bless the water in your body.</quote> I dont think Im allowed in churches any more</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 05/26/19 1:12:26 PM #37:	you guys, blood curses and witches aren't real sheesh <cite>treewojima posted [p:922394243] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>you guys, blood curses and witches aren't real sheesh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tsuyoi3 05/26/19 1:17:13 PM #38:	Scream at her until she cries. Especially in the middle of the night. Not anything specific mind you. Just scream. If that doesn't work quickly pour boiling milk on her face. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. <cite>Tsuyoi3 posted [p:922394395] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Scream at her until she cries. Especially in the middle of the night. Not anything specific mind you. Just scream. If that doesn't work quickly pour boiling milk on her face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/26/19 1:20:27 PM #39:	treewojima posted... you guys, blood curses and witches aren't real sheesh Would you like a slice of this pie? --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922394510] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>you guys, blood curses and witches aren't real sheesh</quote> Would you like a slice of this pie?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 05/26/19 1:22:19 PM #40:	sure, it's just pie <cite>treewojima posted [p:922394562] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>sure, it's just pie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/26/19 1:31:33 PM #41:	Just a nice cherry pie... --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922394886] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Just a nice cherry pie...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 05/26/19 1:42:27 PM #42:	treewojima posted... you guys, blood curses and witches aren't real sheesh Even if that were true, semen curses are real --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>Machete posted [p:922395248] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>you guys, blood curses and witches aren't real sheesh</quote> Even if that were true, semen curses are real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/27/19 9:15:17 PM #43:	the curse still stands --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922451367] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>the curse still stands</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 05/27/19 9:16:18 PM #44:	PleaseClap posted... the curse still stands Is it the Lamia? --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922451403] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>the curse still stands</quote> Is it the Lamia?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 05/27/19 9:17:30 PM #45:	PleaseClap posted... the curse still stands You havent had time to try the leeches yet. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:922451459] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>the curse still stands</quote> You havent had time to try the leeches yet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/27/19 9:20:20 PM #46:	darkphoenix181 posted... You have to bang her I almost threw up Stagmar posted... PleaseClap posted... the curse still stands You havent had time to try the leeches yet. I got some leeches from a guy on the train, but they were SUPER racist and I'm still trying to find replacements --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922451559] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>You have to bang her</quote> I almost threw up <cite>Stagmar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>the curse still stands</quote> You havent had time to try the leeches yet.</quote> I got some leeches from a guy on the train, but they were SUPER racist and I'm still trying to find replacements</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/27/19 9:29:01 PM #47:	Just don't sit on any chairs. Use couches and sofas and benches instead --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:922451935] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>Just don't sit on any chairs. Use couches and sofas and benches instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 05/27/19 9:37:28 PM #48:	I'm not gonna put a sofa in front of my pc --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:922452230] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote>I'm not gonna put a sofa in front of my pc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 05/27/19 9:55:31 PM #49:	PleaseClap posted... Just a nice cherry pie... Thats was cheeky Cracks me up everytime --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:922452919] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>Just a nice cherry pie...</quote> Thats was cheeky Cracks me up everytime</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sevihaimerej 05/28/19 10:38:12 AM #50:	PleaseClap posted... I'm not gonna put a sofa in front of my pc Well grab an athame, some salt, a cracked bowl full of nightshade berries, a hazel wand, menstrual blood from a virgin of at least 30 years age, and a few sacrificial animals and get your ass out to the mountains and fix it. Gotta do the legwork yourself man --- https://imgtc.com/Y8ojZ3x <cite>sevihaimerej posted [p:922469633] in What's the... [t:77740331]...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not gonna put a sofa in front of my pc</quote> Well grab an athame, some salt, a cracked bowl full of nightshade berries, a hazel wand, menstrual blood from a virgin of at least 30 years age, and a few sacrificial animals and get your ass out to the mountains and fix it. Gotta do the legwork yourself man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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