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Schwarber
05/25/19 2:50:57 PM
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Peed in my empty pint before going to sleep and left it next to the real pint, which I forgot I did.

Take a swig this morning and it's pee lol i'm so whacky
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brestugo
05/25/19 3:26:02 PM
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Some people will tell you pee is salty. Some will say it's kind of sweet. Other people will say they don't know the taste. One thing for certain - no one will tell you how they know what it tastes like.
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Schwarber
05/25/19 3:31:40 PM
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DrizztLink
05/25/19 3:32:17 PM
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brestugo posted...
Some will say it's kind of sweet.

That's a sign of diabetes.
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The Popo
05/25/19 3:32:28 PM
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Do you normally just piss in bottles next to your bed instead of going to a toilet?
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Schwarber
05/25/19 3:34:00 PM
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The Popo posted...
Do you normally just piss in bottles next to your bed instead of going to a toilet?


Nah but I was fucked up last night
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Zikten
05/25/19 3:47:51 PM
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Schwarber posted...
left it next to the real pint,

Seems like a bad idea
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tremain07
05/25/19 3:48:51 PM
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Ew ew ew!
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brestugo
05/25/19 3:51:26 PM
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Do you have the sudden desire to listen to R. Kelly?
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Kaiganeer
05/25/19 3:52:03 PM
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it's piss
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inloveanddeath0
05/25/19 3:52:57 PM
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Conception616
05/25/19 3:54:46 PM
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Why are you waking up and drinking warm beer in the first place?
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__aCEr__
05/25/19 3:55:43 PM
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Nice job, Kevin Costner.

Is a Waterworld reference too old?
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Schwarber
05/25/19 3:58:43 PM
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Conception616 posted...
Why are you waking up and drinking warm beer in the first place?


It was liquor and because I have issues
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skermac
05/25/19 3:59:04 PM
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survival experts say drink your own pee if there in no water available, I personally haven't been in a situation like that and haven't tasted my own pee, but something else tasted kinda sweet and salty when I kissed my wife after she did something to me
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Schwarber
05/25/19 4:00:20 PM
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Your wife gave you an enema? That's my fetish
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Conception616
05/25/19 4:02:21 PM
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Schwarber posted...
Conception616 posted...
Why are you waking up and drinking warm beer in the first place?


It was liquor and because I have issues


Im legit sorry to hear that, I can relate. I hope everything works out
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treewojima
05/25/19 4:07:24 PM
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oh hey, another fellow drunk
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DarkRoast
05/25/19 4:11:03 PM
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Urine is sterile unless you have a UTI. It's not a big deal.
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Schwarber
05/25/19 4:14:21 PM
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Im not worried or anything its just embarrassing
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