Current Events > Customer: I'll take one of those green White Owls.

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Aristoph
05/24/19 12:09:39 AM
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Me: Which one?
Customer: The green one.
Me: *points at shelf of White Owls with 3 different green-colored packs*
Me: Which one?
Customer: That one. The green one.
Me: There's 3 different green ones. Which one do you want?
Customer: Oh...umm....... *proceeds to squint and stare at the shelf for a solid 10 seconds*
Me: We have emerald, green sweets, and white grape. They're all green. Which would you like?
Customer: Umm...just give me the regular sweets then.
Me: oJM69nA

EDIT: For those that don't know, the regular sweets are a red pack and are different from the "green sweets" variety. He bought the red pack in the end.
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burritosatan
05/24/19 12:10:59 AM
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So you're a liberal arts major
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Aristoph
05/24/19 12:11:32 AM
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burritosatan posted...
So you're a liberal arts major


Is this a meme I'm not aware of?
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mattnd2007
05/24/19 12:12:25 AM
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What are we talking about here?
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treewojima
05/24/19 12:14:15 AM
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poor dude just wants to get high, leave him alone
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Aristoph
05/24/19 12:14:40 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
What are we talking about here?


White Owl cigarillos.
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CookieMarvin
05/24/19 12:15:15 AM
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tropical twists the goat
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BuckVanHammer
05/24/19 12:16:05 AM
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back when i actually consumed these i could never tell a difference between the flavors...
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Aristoph
05/24/19 12:17:17 AM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
back when i actually consumed these i could never tell a difference between the flavors...


Yeah, they're basically pointless. The only person who actually tastes the flavors is the one who's licking it to close it.
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Cornmuffins
05/24/19 12:20:12 AM
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Hey now, maybe he was legit going to smoke them. It's rare but it can happen.
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DirkDiggles
05/24/19 12:23:04 AM
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We all know he isn't going to smoke the insides.
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Blue_Dream87
05/24/19 12:23:58 AM
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Tbh I went in to but someone Swishers and had no fucking clue what to pick
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Aristoph
05/24/19 12:25:29 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Hey now, maybe he was legit going to smoke them. It's rare but it can happen.


I don't care what he was going to use them for. If there's multiple green packages you can't just say "give me the green one." Especially when asked to clarify 3 fucking times.

He should get his shit together before he goes out in public.
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MabusIncarnate
05/24/19 12:26:06 AM
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This is how he takes the marijuana
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CapnMuffin
05/24/19 12:28:08 AM
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Well gee. Why can't you parse out what regular means? Step up your game!
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Aristoph
05/24/19 12:29:20 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Well gee. Why can't you parse out what regular means? Step up your game!


I did. I gave him the regular sweets in the end, which are a red pack. Try to keep up.
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CapnMuffin
05/24/19 12:32:30 AM
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Ah sorry, I see that edit now. Still, I'm always getting a chuckle from the customer trope of using vague language.
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