Current Events > Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/23/19 12:08:07 AM
#52:


if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.
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Ving_Rhames
05/23/19 12:08:43 AM
#53:


Dog obviously
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Feline_Heart
05/23/19 12:08:53 AM
#54:


RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

A human life is almost always more important than an animals life
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/23/19 12:10:04 AM
#55:


Feline_Heart posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

A human life is almost always more important than an animals life

Not when it is their pet, family over strangers.
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Grindcorp9000
05/23/19 12:10:48 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

A human life is almost always more important than an animals life


Says who?
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Feline_Heart
05/23/19 12:11:32 AM
#57:


Grindcorp9000 posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

A human life is almost always more important than an animals life


Says who?

Me. And I am the law.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/23/19 12:12:58 AM
#58:


Feline_Heart posted...
Grindcorp9000 posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

A human life is almost always more important than an animals life


Says who?

Me. And I am the law.

We are above the law.
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MuayThai85
05/23/19 12:15:38 AM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
Feline_Heart posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

A human life is almost always more important than an animals life


Says who?


Anyone without a fucked up moral compass.
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ZeroKelvin
05/23/19 12:17:16 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

A human life is almost always more important than an animals life

Wrong. A life is a life whether it is human or animal, and its perfectly fine to value the life of your close animal friends over a random humans.
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DirkDiggles
05/23/19 12:18:44 AM
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The dog. Here is my reasoning.... The building that is on fire is in Alabama. The mother wanted an abortion. She couldn't because abortion is illegal in Alabama. The fire is Final Destination type of shit claiming the baby that was supposed to be aborted. If I fucked up and saved the baby, the reaperman would be coming for my ass too. I don't want to die yet.
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SpudForce
05/23/19 12:20:56 AM
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My dog is part of the family, that random baby isn't.
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toadfan64
05/23/19 12:22:04 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
It kind of reminds me when I click on an imgur link and half of that shit is people posting pictures of their dogs or cats calling them doggos or floofs. Even sometimes putting speech captions as if the animal is talking to them or something else. It's very fucking weird.


Even worse are people who call them their "fur babies" or even go as far as calling them their "children". Pure cringe. If you die in your apartment, your cat will definitely start eating you within 3 days and a good chance the dog will eventually as well.

I love dogs, until I moved to China last year I always had a dog since I was born. My black lab who died from cancer in 2014 was literally my best friend. I would still pick a human baby over any of my dogs.

Most people with pets will end up calling them their children, I don't see the problem. It's way less creepy and weird than the sickos who post naked pics of their actual babies on Facebook.
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LightningAce11
05/23/19 12:24:28 AM
#64:


Why is it so hard to understand people are treating their pets as living, breathing beings with their own personality and needs, rather than some cheap toy you pick up at the mall?
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Dragonblade01
05/23/19 12:24:52 AM
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On a serious note, this is a very interesting question that reveals how we differ "human" from "person." Because for a lot of people, their pet is more of a person to them than a human stranger.
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Current_Events
05/23/19 12:30:28 AM
#66:


GregShmedley posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Topics like this always show just how mentally ill a large portion of the users on this message board are.


hopefully most of them are just trolling


You'd hope. But the internet has this weird thing of always putting animal life over a human's life. Especially when it comes to their "omg doggo."

I love my dog but I'd pick the baby every time. As much as I'd feel guilty over allowing my dog to die, it wouldn't compare to allowing a baby to die. Especially considering my dog has six years left at the most and the baby has a fucking lifetime ahead of it.

Hell, if my family member had the choice between me and a random baby, I'd want them to choose the random baby.

pets like dogs are buddies
the random baby would probably just become another CEman complaining about his life
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gunplagirl
05/23/19 12:32:25 AM
#67:


If the parents of the kid are passed out from the smoke, I'm just leaving everyone behind.

If I'm forced to make a choice, I try and help a parent out. Just one. And when they wake up, I will tell them "you live with it."
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Current_Events
05/23/19 12:34:28 AM
#68:


RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
if it was a choice between your child and your dog then most people would save their child, their dog vs a stranger is the problem as who the fuck cares about some random person vs your family member.

also this
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xMythic
05/23/19 12:34:58 AM
#69:


I would save the random baby, without a second thought. I love by dogs, but come on it's not even a question.

Only on the internet do you come across these people who would save an animal over a human.
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Dark_SilverX
05/23/19 12:35:55 AM
#70:


Dog
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qwertyuio1
05/23/19 12:38:38 AM
#71:


burritosatan posted...
Neither I dont mess with gods plan


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Bestoffuture
05/23/19 12:49:52 AM
#73:


I don't give a shit about some rando's kid.
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TheDarkCircle
05/23/19 12:55:34 AM
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honestly only a sick person would choose the baby. the dog was there for you to love you and shared in your life with you and you leave it for a baby that doesn't even know you exist simply because its the shame species as you? that's disgusting
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Ivany2008
05/23/19 12:55:49 AM
#75:


isn't the answer.... yourself?
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OffTempo
05/23/19 12:57:26 AM
#76:


This topic again?

Still gonna be my dog. Hey at least the whole family gets to pass on together.
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MC_BatCommander
05/23/19 1:03:25 AM
#77:


idk why people make this thread so often

dog wins every time
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Coca-Cola
05/23/19 1:15:34 AM
#78:


People picking the dog are so damn selfish it's insane
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Ilishe
05/23/19 1:20:51 AM
#79:


thronedfire2 posted...
obviously the baby


It would pain me but he would understand.
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pfh1001
05/23/19 1:32:19 AM
#80:


Why does this lame topic keep coming back?
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qwertyuio1
05/23/19 1:49:59 AM
#81:


Jokes on you my dog saved the baby & I saved my dog
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_Deuce_
05/23/19 1:52:55 AM
#82:


I would just make it work. Dog and both babies.
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yunalenne10
05/23/19 2:04:12 AM
#83:


What if it's your baby and a random dog?
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IloveJesus
05/23/19 2:05:24 AM
#84:


MuayThai85 posted...
As said before, anyone who chooses the baby clearly doesn't own a dog.

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Lathissamus
05/23/19 2:05:59 AM
#85:


Baby because human life > dog life
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Engineer_Gamer
05/23/19 2:10:27 AM
#86:


i'm not white so i'd save the baby
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QJD1381
05/23/19 2:11:24 AM
#87:


Trick question. I'm a cat person, so I wouldn't have a dog to save in the first place.

Congrats, random baby, you get to grow up in an orphanage.
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OffTempo
05/23/19 2:11:46 AM
#88:


Engineer_Gamer posted...
i'm not white so i'd save the baby

I'm black and I'd save my dog. Race has nothing to do with this topic.
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xsouljah
05/23/19 2:13:32 AM
#89:


Why are there so many people in one apartment?

I've only got an inclination that I need to save my dog, not random folks found in my apartment
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Great_Khan
05/23/19 2:16:07 AM
#90:


Given the parents are there and passed out too, can I save the mother of the baby so I can manipulate her grief for sexual gratification instead?
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Fundabz
05/23/19 2:19:43 AM
#91:


Great_Khan posted...
Given the parents are there and passed out too, can I save the mother of the baby so I can manipulate her grief for sexual gratification instead?

O__O

yes
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CraziestCal
05/23/19 2:40:23 AM
#92:


I am pro-choice, so I pick dog.
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shnangyboos
05/23/19 2:46:48 AM
#93:


OffTempo posted...
Engineer_Gamer posted...
i'm not white so i'd save the baby

I'm black and I'd save my dog. Race has nothing to do with this topic.


It does if your whole world is wrapped up in it.
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R_Jackal
05/23/19 2:55:59 AM
#94:


If I'm going to realistically look at this, if my apartment is on fire, I'm grabbing my dog.

Why? Not because I'm heartless, but because my dog is damn near always at my side, if the parents and toddler are passed out I'd likely have no way to locate them. I'd grab my dog and try to run out of the building and hope the others got out okay.

I'm not going to wander through fire while I'm likely panicking to go look for someone else. I'd get out and try to get help there immediately.

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IloveJesus
05/23/19 3:12:16 AM
#95:


OffTempo posted...
Engineer_Gamer posted...
i'm not white so i'd save the baby

I'm black and I'd save my dog. Race has nothing to do with this topic.

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Ving_Rhames
05/23/19 3:29:33 AM
#96:


Great_Khan posted...
Given the parents are there and passed out too, can I save the mother of the baby so I can manipulate her grief for sexual gratification instead?


Jesus Christ
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TreyFlowers
05/23/19 3:34:17 AM
#97:


The thing is I don't actually care about "somebody else's baby" in the slightest.

If it's a family member or friends baby, then yeah of course. If it's my random neighbours I've never met before? My cat (if I had a dog, it'd be the dog).

I don't care about people I've never met.
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trappedunderice
05/23/19 3:44:58 AM
#98:


You people are out of your minds, it's fucking sad.
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gguirao
05/23/19 4:13:51 AM
#99:


Baby.
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daGamexx
05/23/19 4:14:42 AM
#100:


Zurkon posted...
My dog, without hesitation

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TwoDoorPunkCab
05/23/19 4:23:23 AM
#101:


my dog is part of my family. there is no way i'm abandoning a part of my family to die in order to save someone else's
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