Current Events > Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby.

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PatrickMahomes
05/22/19 9:53:05 PM
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The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in. - Results (6 votes)
Your dog.
66.67% (4 votes)
4
Someone else's baby.
33.33% (2 votes)
2
For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you.

For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke.

For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both.

What do you choose?
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Tryhaptaward
05/22/19 9:53:28 PM
#2:


I'm bored.
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yillin
05/22/19 9:53:50 PM
#3:


Dog is part of my family. Baby isn't. Sorry baby, saving my dog.
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Goats
05/22/19 9:54:17 PM
#4:


I save you, muffinz pikachu
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toadfan64
05/22/19 9:56:25 PM
#5:


Dog is part of my family, baby isn't. Dog will always be my choice in these topics.
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trappedunderice
05/22/19 10:06:45 PM
#6:


Obviously the baby.
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MuayThai85
05/22/19 10:07:45 PM
#7:


As said before, anyone who chooses the dog is literally insane and deserves to be locked up.
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SauI_Goodman
05/22/19 10:08:52 PM
#8:


My dog has no chance of being the next hitler.
The baby does.
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divot1338
05/22/19 10:09:22 PM
#9:


A baby would naturally be crawling down near the floor and would survive longer in a smoke filled room. Gotta save the dog.
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BipBapBam
05/22/19 10:09:38 PM
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Dog. That baby could grow up to be a douchebag for all I know.
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Grindcorp9000
05/22/19 10:10:43 PM
#11:


Dog everytime.
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hockeybub89
05/22/19 10:13:44 PM
#12:


My dog or a random baby with soon to be dead parents?
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nemu
05/22/19 10:13:46 PM
#13:


I'd certainly already have my pet in my arms, and fuck putting it down to die to save someone else besides my own child or spouse.
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Wetterdew
05/22/19 10:17:48 PM
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The baby obviously. But you can't begrudge anybody for not saving a second life when they just escaped a dangerous situation.
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thronedfire2
05/22/19 10:22:15 PM
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obviously the baby
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Mist_Turnips
05/22/19 10:54:00 PM
#17:


Bye baby
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Juhanor
05/22/19 10:58:00 PM
#18:


Don't need an arm burdened by my nonexistent kid, I'd save my dog anyways.
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im not 13
05/22/19 10:59:05 PM
#19:


BuT tHe BaBy MiGhT gRoW tO bE tHe NeXt HiTlEr
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Current_Events
05/22/19 10:59:12 PM
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i won't bother to save anything.
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burritosatan
05/22/19 10:59:49 PM
#21:


Neither I dont mess with gods plan
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SSJCAT
05/22/19 11:01:25 PM
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Havik
05/22/19 11:04:41 PM
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Easily the dog.
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Im_A_Dog
05/22/19 11:06:46 PM
#24:


Dogs are cool. Babies are lame.
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yutterh
05/22/19 11:13:02 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
My dog or a random baby with soon to be dead parents?

yillin posted...
Dog is part of my family. Baby isn't. Sorry baby, saving my dog.

toadfan64 posted...
Dog is part of my family, baby isn't. Dog will always be my choice in these topics.

Grindcorp9000 posted...
Dog everytime.

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WhatHappened
05/22/19 11:16:21 PM
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yutterh posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
My dog or a random baby with soon to be dead parents?

yillin posted...
Dog is part of my family. Baby isn't. Sorry baby, saving my dog.

toadfan64 posted...
Dog is part of my family, baby isn't. Dog will always be my choice in these topics.

Grindcorp9000 posted...
Dog everytime.

Im_A_Dog posted...
Dogs are cool. Babies are lame.

Havik posted...
Easily the dog.

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Dragonblade01
05/22/19 11:20:03 PM
#27:


Save the fire. It never wanted this hate.
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dj1200
05/22/19 11:29:30 PM
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the baby would grow up with no parents. probably the dog.
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TreyFlowers
05/22/19 11:31:05 PM
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yutterh posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
My dog or a random baby with soon to be dead parents?

yillin posted...
Dog is part of my family. Baby isn't. Sorry baby, saving my dog.

toadfan64 posted...
Dog is part of my family, baby isn't. Dog will always be my choice in these topics.

Grindcorp9000 posted...
Dog everytime.

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Flockaveli
05/22/19 11:36:25 PM
#30:


The baby was an accident.
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Feline_Heart
05/22/19 11:38:26 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
As said before, anyone who chooses the dog is literally insane and deserves to be locked up.

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thronedfire2
05/22/19 11:39:01 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Topics like this always show just how mentally ill a large portion of the users on this message board are.


hopefully most of them are just trolling
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VictourieFlake
05/22/19 11:40:27 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Topics like this always show just how mentally ill a large portion of the users on this message board are.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/22/19 11:40:40 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Topics like this always show just how mentally ill a large portion of the users on this message board are.

I know right ?, who the hell picks a random baby over their dog who actually loves them.
Someone needs to call the paddy wagon on these people for not saving their family member.


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rodu_jr
05/22/19 11:42:05 PM
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What baby?
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Grindcorp9000
05/22/19 11:44:14 PM
#38:


thronedfire2 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Topics like this always show just how mentally ill a large portion of the users on this message board are.


hopefully most of them are just trolling


Nope. Very serious.
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Unsugarized_Foo
05/22/19 11:46:00 PM
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My dog would already have escaped with the baby in his mouth.

He's a pitbull
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Sativa_Rose
05/22/19 11:46:34 PM
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Both because I am in good shape.
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trappedunderice
05/22/19 11:46:35 PM
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It kind of reminds me when I click on an imgur link and half of that shit is people posting pictures of their dogs or cats calling them doggos or floofs. Even sometimes putting speech captions as if the animal is talking to them or something else. It's very fucking weird.
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SailorGoon
05/22/19 11:47:33 PM
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05/22/19 11:47:46 PM
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Grindcorp9000
05/22/19 11:48:46 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
ng1p5el


Lol. Pretty much. Throw the baby through a window to provide air flow. Perhaps they land in a bush. Then you are a hero.
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ZeroKelvin
05/22/19 11:49:06 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
As said before, anyone who chooses the dog is literally insane and deserves to be locked up.

What a stupid take. My dog is far more valuable to me than some random brat. Id try to save them both if possible but if not, tough luck kiddo.
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MuayThai85
05/22/19 11:50:25 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
It kind of reminds me when I click on an imgur link and half of that shit is people posting pictures of their dogs or cats calling them doggos or floofs. Even sometimes putting speech captions as if the animal is talking to them or something else. It's very fucking weird.


Even worse are people who call them their "fur babies" or even go as far as calling them their "children". Pure cringe. If you die in your apartment, your cat will definitely start eating you within 3 days and a good chance the dog will eventually as well.

I love dogs, until I moved to China last year I always had a dog since I was born. My black lab who died from cancer in 2014 was literally my best friend. I would still pick a human baby over any of my dogs.
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Grindcorp9000
05/22/19 11:51:48 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
It kind of reminds me when I click on an imgur link and half of that shit is people posting pictures of their dogs or cats calling them doggos or floofs. Even sometimes putting speech captions as if the animal is talking to them or something else. It's very fucking weird.


Even worse are people who call them their "fur babies" or even go as far as calling them their "children". Pure cringe. If you die in your apartment, your cat will definitely start eating you within 3 days and a good chance the dog will eventually as well.

I love dogs, until I moved to China last year I always had a dog since I was born. My black lab who died from cancer in 2014 was literally my best friend. I would still pick a human baby over any of my dogs.


Cool. How virtuous of you.
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MuayThai85
05/22/19 11:53:21 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
It kind of reminds me when I click on an imgur link and half of that shit is people posting pictures of their dogs or cats calling them doggos or floofs. Even sometimes putting speech captions as if the animal is talking to them or something else. It's very fucking weird.


Even worse are people who call them their "fur babies" or even go as far as calling them their "children". Pure cringe. If you die in your apartment, your cat will definitely start eating you within 3 days and a good chance the dog will eventually as well.

I love dogs, until I moved to China last year I always had a dog since I was born. My black lab who died from cancer in 2014 was literally my best friend. I would still pick a human baby over any of my dogs.


Cool. How virtuous of you.


Not virtuous at all. I just have a moral compass that isn't fucked up beyond all repair.
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Grindcorp9000
05/23/19 12:02:13 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Grindcorp9000 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
It kind of reminds me when I click on an imgur link and half of that shit is people posting pictures of their dogs or cats calling them doggos or floofs. Even sometimes putting speech captions as if the animal is talking to them or something else. It's very fucking weird.


Even worse are people who call them their "fur babies" or even go as far as calling them their "children". Pure cringe. If you die in your apartment, your cat will definitely start eating you within 3 days and a good chance the dog will eventually as well.

I love dogs, until I moved to China last year I always had a dog since I was born. My black lab who died from cancer in 2014 was literally my best friend. I would still pick a human baby over any of my dogs.


Cool. How virtuous of you.


Not virtuous at all. I just have a moral compass that isn't fucked up beyond all repair.


You know damn well the other baby wouldn't matter if it was between your child or them. The other baby only matters until it doesn't. We can see that virtue signaling all the way from the U.S.
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MuayThai85
05/23/19 12:05:39 AM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Grindcorp9000 posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
It kind of reminds me when I click on an imgur link and half of that shit is people posting pictures of their dogs or cats calling them doggos or floofs. Even sometimes putting speech captions as if the animal is talking to them or something else. It's very fucking weird.


Even worse are people who call them their "fur babies" or even go as far as calling them their "children". Pure cringe. If you die in your apartment, your cat will definitely start eating you within 3 days and a good chance the dog will eventually as well.

I love dogs, until I moved to China last year I always had a dog since I was born. My black lab who died from cancer in 2014 was literally my best friend. I would still pick a human baby over any of my dogs.


Cool. How virtuous of you.


Not virtuous at all. I just have a moral compass that isn't fucked up beyond all repair.


You know damn well the other baby wouldn't matter if it was between your child or them. The other baby only matters until it doesn't. We can see that virtue signaling all the way from the U.S.


The difference is a dog literally isn't a baby. Of course someone will choose to save their own HUMAN CHILD, but we aren't discussing that. We are discussing choosing a fucking dog over a person...
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