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lihlih
05/21/19 5:47:13 PM
#1:


So... I recently became single, and I was thinking maybe I can use this newfangled Tinder thing to get some quick lays. I haven't been single in about 5 years, so I have no idea how this Tinder thing works, I just swipe right on girls I think are hot and left on the uggos and hope for the best?

Also, should I be honest in my profile? Should I tell them that I just got out of a long and serious relationship, and I'm just looking for little flings? Not sure if that's a turn off or w/e.
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catatonia
05/21/19 5:54:51 PM
#2:


Get pictures with your pets.
Dont talk about your past.
Be a chad.
Ghost them.
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/21/19 5:55:48 PM
#3:


The average man is unfuckable.

The average woman gets blasted with Chad dick.
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lihlih
05/21/19 6:07:00 PM
#4:


Who's Chad, and what's ghosting them?

Also, I've had 2 instances in the past where 2 girls were fighting over me, so I'm prolly a little better than the average dude.
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SunWuKung420
05/21/19 6:24:10 PM
#5:


Aren't you the trucker who left his immigration marriage to be with the lady who had your child?
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lihlih
05/21/19 6:38:10 PM
#6:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Aren't you the trucker who left his immigration marriage to be with the lady who had your child?


Immigration marriage? The fuck? My ex-wife was half white, lol.
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SunWuKung420
05/21/19 6:39:52 PM
#7:


lihlih posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Aren't you the trucker who left his immigration marriage to be with the lady who had your child?


Immigration marriage? The fuck? My ex-wife was half white, lol.


I got that wrong but the rest is right?
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wwinterj25
05/21/19 6:40:32 PM
#8:


lihlih posted...
Also, I've had 2 instances in the past where 2 girls were fighting over me, so I'm prolly a little better than the average dude.


So you're probably better off with grinder.
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lihlih
05/21/19 6:51:21 PM
#9:


SunWuKung420 posted...
lihlih posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Aren't you the trucker who left his immigration marriage to be with the lady who had your child?


Immigration marriage? The fuck? My ex-wife was half white, lol.


I got that wrong but the rest is right?


Yes, but why does that even matter? Truckers are actually viewed highly over here because we make so much money.

wwinterj25 posted...
lihlih posted...
Also, I've had 2 instances in the past where 2 girls were fighting over me, so I'm prolly a little better than the average dude.


So you're probably better off with grinder.


Isn't that for homosexual people? I'm straight, bruh.
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Nade Duck
05/21/19 6:53:10 PM
#10:


lihlih posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
lihlih posted...
Also, I've had 2 instances in the past where 2 girls were fighting over me, so I'm prolly a little better than the average dude.


So you're probably better off with grinder.


Isn't that for homosexual people? I'm straight, bruh.

if you say so
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lihlih
05/21/19 6:55:00 PM
#11:


What does 2 girls fighting over you have anything to do with homosexuality?
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lihlih
05/21/19 7:04:32 PM
#12:


Oh God, I just got matched with a really hot girl, no idea what to say. She's my first match....

I was thinking of saying something like this:

Congratulations, you broke my tinder cherry!

Would that be a decent opener? It's kind of funny and it could be a decent way for her to talk to me about the ways of tinder and stuff, no?

Her profile seems pretty good too, this is what it says:

"Dumped, and been dumped, experienced it all!! Just want someone who doesn't think too much, casual in their mind and just wants a good night out and a giggle!"

At the end, she put her snapchat handle, but don't want to share peoples' private shit like that.

God, this is so nerve wracking, I have no idea how you people do it!
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lihlih
05/21/19 7:08:30 PM
#13:


Maybe this is better?:

Wow, I can't believe my first ever match on Tinder is with someone as hot as you. How are you doing? ;)

Something like that, maybe?

Edit: Fuck it, I'm pulling the trigger and sending the message I have in this post. Hopefully it'll work out...
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lihlih
05/21/19 7:24:11 PM
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Btw, what's a super like? What's the difference between that and a like? Also, wtf does boost do? I don't think I used that, but it says the match happened because of boost?
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Nade Duck
05/21/19 7:44:17 PM
#15:


yeah you should definitely check out grinder
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SunWuKung420
05/21/19 7:46:06 PM
#16:


You should give women a break from you.
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Swordy_McStab
05/21/19 7:47:39 PM
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Those lines sound like youre probably gonna make that special someone very uncomfortable.
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lihlih
05/21/19 7:49:42 PM
#18:


Swordy_McStab posted...
Those lines sound like youre probably gonna make that special someone very uncomfortable.


I think this is what happened, because I don't see her on my liked list anymore...

Fuck man, I don't know how to do any of this. I haven't been single in like 5 years, and I've never tried the online thing. Even the girls I dated said that I'm very awkward on text.

I guess there's no place in the Tindersluts for an old dog like me...
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lihlih
05/21/19 8:10:59 PM
#19:


Wait, I thought Tinder was free?

It says I have 3 likes, but it wants me to pay to see them. Like what the fuck is this?
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green dragon
05/21/19 8:11:01 PM
#20:


lihlih posted...
Congratulations, you broke my tinder cherry!

lihlih posted...
Wow, I can't believe my first ever match on Tinder is with someone as hot as you. How are you doing? ;)

Tc has zero game lmao

Post pics, tc
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lihlih
05/21/19 8:12:57 PM
#21:


green dragon posted...
lihlih posted...
Congratulations, you broke my tinder cherry!

lihlih posted...
Wow, I can't believe my first ever match on Tinder is with someone as hot as you. How are you doing? ;)

Tc has zero game lmao

Post pics, tc


Bruh, I know I have zero game, especially on text. Help me, meng.

Also, you want pics of me or the match I had?
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SkynyrdRocker
05/21/19 8:15:24 PM
#22:


Holy shit, someone with less game than me
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green dragon
05/21/19 8:44:45 PM
#23:


lihlih posted...
green dragon posted...
lihlih posted...
Congratulations, you broke my tinder cherry!

lihlih posted...
Wow, I can't believe my first ever match on Tinder is with someone as hot as you. How are you doing? ;)

Tc has zero game lmao

Post pics, tc


Bruh, I know I have zero game, especially on text. Help me, meng.

Also, you want pics of me or the match I had?

The girl. I know what you look like, I think
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lihlih
05/21/19 8:57:50 PM
#24:


@green_dragon

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GanonsSpirit
05/21/19 9:12:52 PM
#25:


lihlih posted...
Wait, I thought Tinder was free?

It says I have 3 likes, but it wants me to pay to see them. Like what the fuck is this?

3 people like you, but you haven't liked them. So you can only see them if you like them back or pay for tinder premium. Basically, if they're people you'd swipe right on, you'll see them eventually, and if not, no point paying to see who they are.
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green dragon
05/21/19 9:42:29 PM
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damn, not bad
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lihlih
05/21/19 10:40:20 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
lihlih posted...
Wait, I thought Tinder was free?

It says I have 3 likes, but it wants me to pay to see them. Like what the fuck is this?

3 people like you, but you haven't liked them. So you can only see them if you like them back or pay for tinder premium. Basically, if they're people you'd swipe right on, you'll see them eventually, and if not, no point paying to see who they are.


But how do I know if I'll swipe right on them or not if I can't see them?
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GanonsSpirit
05/21/19 10:44:43 PM
#28:


lihlih posted...
But how do I know if I'll swipe right on them or not if I can't see them?

Because they'll turn up in the queue eventually. When you swipe right, it'll tell you there's a match.
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lihlih
05/21/19 10:47:36 PM
#29:


GanonsSpirit posted...
lihlih posted...
But how do I know if I'll swipe right on them or not if I can't see them?

Because they'll turn up in the queue eventually. When you swipe right, it'll tell you there's a match.


Oh... that kind of sucks. What if they're just average that I'd swipe left on, but if I knew they were interested, I'd swipe right of them?
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darcandkharg31
05/21/19 11:26:08 PM
#30:


Just swipe right on everything and ghost the ones you don't want.
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SunWuKung420
05/21/19 11:53:45 PM
#31:


lihlih posted...
Truckers are actually viewed highly over here because we make so much money.


Then why are you using tinder?
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lihlih
05/22/19 12:48:00 AM
#32:


SunWuKung420 posted...
lihlih posted...
Truckers are actually viewed highly over here because we make so much money.


Then why are you using tinder?


Because I don't know where to go to meet girls. I know I can go to the bar in my work boots, which apparently is a guaranteed lay, but I don't drink.
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Deja Blue 03
05/22/19 2:11:58 PM
#33:


I just swipe right on everyone and don't even look at the pictures. Then when you get a match you can decide to unmatch or not.

Saves a lot of time. Takes about 15 seconds until you reach your limit.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/22/19 2:19:41 PM
#34:


Deja Blue 03 posted...
I just swipe right on everyone and don't even look at the pictures. Then when you get a match you can decide to unmatch or not.

Saves a lot of time. Takes about 15 seconds until you reach your limit.

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catatonia
05/22/19 2:24:06 PM
#35:


Make your profile picture upside down. So when a girl flips her phone and then swipes left, shes actually swiping right.
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lihlih
05/22/19 2:36:11 PM
#36:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
Deja Blue 03 posted...
I just swipe right on everyone and don't even look at the pictures. Then when you get a match you can decide to unmatch or not.

Saves a lot of time. Takes about 15 seconds until you reach your limit.

This


What do you guys do after the match though? I've had one girl just unmatch me right after I sent her the first message.
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GanonsSpirit
05/22/19 6:25:21 PM
#37:


Send dick pics. Not regular dick pics though, dick pics with your dick dressed up in fancy doll clothes.
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lihlih
05/22/19 6:32:24 PM
#38:


GanonsSpirit posted...
Send dick pics. Not regular dick pics though, dick pics with your dick dressed up in fancy doll clothes.


Yeah, no to all that.
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wwinterj25
05/22/19 6:53:50 PM
#39:


lihlih posted...
Isn't that for homosexual people? I'm straight, bruh.


Eh. Mods took offence for some reason but it's still a legit suggestion.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/22/19 8:25:43 PM
#40:


lihlih posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Deja Blue 03 posted...
I just swipe right on everyone and don't even look at the pictures. Then when you get a match you can decide to unmatch or not.

Saves a lot of time. Takes about 15 seconds until you reach your limit.

This


What do you guys do after the match though? I've had one girl just unmatch me right after I sent her the first message.

Unmatch if I'm not interested
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_AdjI_
05/22/19 8:30:58 PM
#41:


lihlih posted...
Also, should I be honest in my profile?


Given that "honest" would be "I left my wife after I knocked up the girl I was cheating on her with, who has since left me," "honest" isn't likely to get you too far. It's the more moral option, to warn prospective partners what they're getting in to, but it's unlikely to get you laid.
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Revelation34
05/23/19 12:47:17 AM
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_AdjI_ posted...
lihlih posted...
Also, should I be honest in my profile?


Given that "honest" would be "I left my wife after I knocked up the girl I was cheating on her with, who has since left me," "honest" isn't likely to get you too far. It's the more moral option, to warn prospective partners what they're getting in to, but it's unlikely to get you laid.


He said he left her though.
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wwinterj25
05/23/19 12:52:41 PM
#43:


Some mod has a issue in this topic. I'm surprised not more posts are deleted for no reason other than "mah feelings" and I've a air idea what mod it is. Still apparently making posts for others to respond to is bad. I suppose this will be deleted too.

I'm always in the mindset of been honest on dating profiles but that doesn't seem to be always the best idea. I'd be interested in the results whatever the case.
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ClarkDuke
05/24/19 9:06:00 PM
#44:


truckers are exactly a catch, ok?

lihlih posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
lihlih posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Aren't you the trucker who left his immigration marriage to be with the lady who had your child?


Immigration marriage? The fuck? My ex-wife was half white, lol.


I got that wrong but the rest is right?


Yes, but why does that even matter? Truckers are actually viewed highly over here because we make so much money.

wow, sunny is being brutal, ok?
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SunWuKung420
05/24/19 9:47:53 PM
#45:


ClarkDuke posted...
wow, sunny is being brutal, ok?


I'm sure TC is going to love it when teenage boys start treating his daughter the same way he treats women.
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Nade Duck
05/24/19 10:16:19 PM
#46:


SunWuKung420 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
wow, sunny is being brutal, ok?


I'm sure TC is going to love it when teenage boys start treating his daughter the same way he treats women.

gonna guess he won't care much tbh
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LinkPizza
05/24/19 10:17:49 PM
#47:


Nade Duck posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
wow, sunny is being brutal, ok?


I'm sure TC is going to love it when teenage boys start treating his daughter the same way he treats women.

gonna guess he won't care much tbh

He might. Lots of people have different standards for men and women lots of time. So, while he might not have cared if he had a son who does what he does, he might get mad if another guy treats he daughter the way he treats women...
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Nade Duck
05/24/19 10:19:32 PM
#48:


Revelation34 posted...
_AdjI_ posted...
lihlih posted...
Also, should I be honest in my profile?


Given that "honest" would be "I left my wife after I knocked up the girl I was cheating on her with, who has since left me," "honest" isn't likely to get you too far. It's the more moral option, to warn prospective partners what they're getting in to, but it's unlikely to get you laid.


He said he left her though.

lmao yeah that makes him sound better.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/26/19 7:25:46 AM
#49:


Nade Duck posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
wow, sunny is being brutal, ok?


I'm sure TC is going to love it when teenage boys start treating his daughter the same way he treats women.

gonna guess he won't care much tbh

Yeah I doubt he'll have much to do with his daughter based on how he acts
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