Current Events > What do you think getting fucked by J.J. Abrams is like?

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Kitt
05/21/19 9:09:12 AM
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Sphyx
05/21/19 9:10:55 AM
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iunno, something something lens flares?
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Jagr_68
05/21/19 9:14:48 AM
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Like the time I shoved a Boba Fett action figure up my butt.....nostalgic.
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joe40001
05/22/19 4:47:50 PM
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He tells you he's going to blow your mind like he blew up the Hosnian system but just like the Hosnian system 20 seconds later he's exploded and totally moved on.
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CountCristoph
05/22/19 4:48:13 PM
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he looks like he has a micropenis
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Were_Wyrm
05/22/19 4:51:19 PM
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I'll let you know December 20th.
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HiddenLurker
05/22/19 4:52:38 PM
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Unless he has a corkscrew cock like a certain bird...I'd say normal.
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SixStringHero
05/22/19 4:53:21 PM
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Jar Jar Abrams already fucked Star Wars fans, so millions already know what it feels like...
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treewojima
05/22/19 4:54:15 PM
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he likes to shout "DIRECTED BY J.J. ABRAMS" when he finishes
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mech dragon
05/22/19 5:29:37 PM
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um he's not hot or attractive.
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