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Bass2
05/21/19 1:29:13 AM
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mattnd2007
05/21/19 1:30:04 AM
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Holy shit
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Blue_Inigo
05/21/19 1:31:25 AM
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Ok but did they EAT them?
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BlackHorse6969
05/21/19 1:33:13 AM
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there are places in china where they boil eggs with little boy urine and eat them. this is no different
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Dark_SilverX
05/21/19 1:33:31 AM
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Those teachers were grubbing.
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Bad_Mojo
05/21/19 1:34:21 AM
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AdmiralStiff
05/21/19 1:40:33 AM
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Meanwhile, at the vatican church

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Hanky_Bannister
05/21/19 1:44:33 AM
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AdmiralStiff posted...
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GPzQWBA

XD
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Dark_SilverX
05/21/19 1:44:51 AM
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AdmiralStiff posted...
Meanwhile, at the vatican church

GPzQWBA

That's how they were eating them.
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UnfairRepresent
05/21/19 2:53:15 AM
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AdmiralStiff posted...
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Oh lord
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TheDarkCircle
05/21/19 2:56:25 AM
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those kids... what a bunch of nuts
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umax555
05/21/19 3:07:27 AM
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Felonly for assault? Please, that's just kids doing stupid pranks. No one got hurt or was at risk of getting hurt.

Also, lmao at the picture of the pancake.
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Kaiganeer
05/21/19 3:08:59 AM
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that's nuts
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Reis
05/21/19 3:11:17 AM
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yikes!
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obeseexplosive
05/21/19 3:21:52 AM
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Shit. Back in the mid 90s some kids stole a pigs head stored in formaldehyde from the science room and put it in a teachers drink.

He lived and kept on teaching but he was fucked in the head afterwards. For all the shit me and my class did he was the one teacher off limits and protected from our shit even though we were a later generation
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CM_Ponch
05/21/19 3:23:26 AM
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AdmiralStiff posted...
Meanwhile

Oh my
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Bass2
05/21/19 8:27:37 AM
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umax555 posted...
Felonly for assault? Please, that's just kids doing stupid pranks. No one got hurt or was at risk of getting hurt.

Also, lmao at the picture of the pancake.


If you have the semen of a middle schooler in your mouth, its no longer a prank.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/21/19 8:33:19 AM
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Sounds like a sticky situation!
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Solar_Crimson
05/21/19 10:21:14 AM
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umax555 posted...
Felonly for assault? Please, that's just kids doing stupid pranks. No one got hurt or was at risk of getting hurt.

It's definitely felonious assault. This shouldn't be dismissed as "kids being kids".
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Jagr_68
05/21/19 10:25:26 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
those kids... what a bunch of nuts


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COVxy
05/21/19 10:28:03 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...
Shit. Back in the mid 90s some kids stole a pigs head stored in formaldehyde from the science room and put it in a teachers drink.


Uh, what?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/21/19 11:05:57 AM
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@umax555

Putting urine and semen in food that these teachers ate is not some harmless prank, the fact you think its kids just being kids is insane since most people can see how serious this is.
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yusiko
05/21/19 11:07:52 AM
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hiding semen in food without their knowledge is not a prank
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CookieMarvin
05/21/19 11:08:18 AM
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Bass2 posted...
umax555 posted...
Felonly for assault? Please, that's just kids doing stupid pranks. No one got hurt or was at risk of getting hurt.

Also, lmao at the picture of the pancake.


If you have the semen of a middle schooler in your mouth, its no longer a prank.


seems like a pretty good rule of thumb
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Blue_Inigo
05/21/19 11:09:19 AM
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Imagine standing with your friends and nutting into some pancake mix. Thats weird as fuck
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ThyCorndog
05/21/19 11:10:09 AM
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pancake recipes really need to get rid of the (optional) add nuts step
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Foppe
05/21/19 11:11:29 AM
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GasMonkey
05/21/19 11:14:26 AM
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thats considered poisoning iirc and a federal crime.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/21/19 11:17:55 AM
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.............Are you really going to argue this point, this is just a bad idea.

@fenderbender321
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Questionmarktarius
05/21/19 11:19:37 AM
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Wasn't this a South Park episode?
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GasMonkey
05/21/19 11:20:17 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Wasn't this a South Park episode?

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Foppe
05/21/19 11:20:34 AM
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So fenderbender321 believes that it is a good idea to talk about that time when you swallowed sperm and pee from multiple underage kids?
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pikachupwnage
05/21/19 11:32:09 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Bass2 posted...
umax555 posted...
Felonly for assault? Please, that's just kids doing stupid pranks. No one got hurt or was at risk of getting hurt.

Also, lmao at the picture of the pancake.


If you have the semen of a middle schooler in your mouth, its no longer a prank.


What sort of damages does ingesting semen cause?


Semen is not sterile. If those kids have had sex(really really hope not), been exposed to contaminated needles/etc.(Druggie parents, negligent healthcare provider etc.) or their Mother had certain STDS when she gave birth to/was pregnant with them its possible an STD was passed on.

Also general risk of other infection from bacteria on their hands/penises or from any other infections. Like from a UTI or just they didn't wash their hands recently.

Generally speaking most all bodily excretions should be treated as hazardous material and not fucking mixed into pancakes or anything really. Obvious exceptions like semen during sexual relations when and only when CONSENTING ADULTS are the only parties involved.

Its also just gross as fuck to have semen in your mouth when not expecting it...or at all for many.
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Foppe
05/21/19 11:32:52 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Foppe posted...
So fenderbender321 believes that it is a good idea to talk about that time when you swallowed sperm and pee from multiple underage kids?


When did I ever say anything about talking about it? Weird post, bro.

Well, if it does no damage, why should you keep quiet about it?
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Hexenherz
05/21/19 11:34:47 AM
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AdmiralStiff posted...
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lmao

For some reason I just remembered in middle school and like freshman year how there was always that one guy that was jerking it in the back of the class. Fucking weird.
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Cobra1010
05/21/19 11:35:29 AM
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This is definitely some sexual crime in my books.

If you did that to a female Co-worker, what would happen? You'd have you name and face plastered all over international news and your life would be ruined.

And bodily fluids can carry all sorts of diseases in them. If its saliva then its less serious but blood and semen are serious.

I'm not an expert in law or rehabing those who have done wrong, I definitely don't want those kids to grow up being criminals. But they have to be severely punished.

Either that or deport them.
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Hexenherz
05/21/19 11:39:34 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
This is definitely some sexual crime in my books.

If you did that to a female Co-worker, what would happen? You'd have you name and face plastered all over international news and your life would be ruined.

And bodily fluids can carry all sorts of diseases in them. If its saliva then its less serious but blood and semen are serious.

I'm not an expert in law or rehabing those who have done wrong, I definitely don't want those kids to grow up being criminals. But they have to be severely punished.

Either that or deport them.

ASMO their asses boot camp style back a few grades.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/21/19 11:42:33 AM
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AdmiralStiff posted...
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GPzQWBA

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pikachupwnage
05/21/19 11:43:28 AM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
AdmiralStiff posted...
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spikethedevil
05/21/19 11:46:15 AM
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They also mixed urine in as well. @fenderbender321
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Simon_Petrikov
05/21/19 11:48:27 AM
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spikethedevil
05/21/19 11:49:52 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
spikethedevil posted...
They also mixed urine in as well. @fenderbender321


Yeah I noticed.

Pretty gross.

One time my sister put a booger in my cheerios and i ate it. I was mad. But I didn't press felony assault charges.


A booger is very different from seaman and urine ffs.
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Kitt
05/21/19 11:50:23 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
AdmiralStiff posted...
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GPzQWBA

lmao

For some reason I just remembered in middle school and like freshman year how there was always that one guy that was jerking it in the back of the class. Fucking weird.

Wat
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