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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 2:04:57 PM #1: |
I mean she is an alien, right?
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Noirespanties 05/17/19 2:06:02 PM #2: |
Super ones
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SSJGrimReaper 05/17/19 2:06:34 PM #3: |
Have you ever seen that movie called Teeth
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King Rial 05/17/19 2:06:50 PM #4: |
I believe Kryptonians are just like humans. Except for the powers.
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 2:11:46 PM #5: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Have you ever seen that movie called Teeth --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 05/17/19 2:13:03 PM #6: |
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Questionmarktarius 05/17/19 2:14:03 PM #7: |
Some sort of structure that pincers can grab onto.
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Blue_Target 05/17/19 2:14:20 PM #8: |
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Zikten 05/17/19 2:16:02 PM #9: |
same as humans. kryptonians are functionally just like us, on their home planet. the only thing different about them is that under a yellow sun, they react in a weird way and gain super powers. but on their home planet they had a red sun and had no powers. they just walked around and looked like us.
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Duncanwii 05/17/19 2:17:20 PM #10: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Have you ever seen that movie called Teeth Before I started watching porn I watched that movie hoping to see some vag action and all I saw were dicks. I was very disappointed tbh. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 05/17/19 2:18:50 PM #11: |
Kryptonians don't have dingdongs or veganas.
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Duncanwii 05/17/19 2:19:41 PM #12: |
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Kryptonians don't have dingdongs or veganas. So how does the baby leave the body if the female has no vagina? --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 05/17/19 2:20:56 PM #13: |
Duncanwii posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...Kryptonians don't have dingdongs or veganas. Heat vision. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadSite 05/17/19 2:21:48 PM #14: |
The best kind
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HBOSS 05/17/19 2:21:51 PM #15: |
Duncanwii posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...Kryptonians don't have dingdongs or veganas. you seen Man of Steel? kryptonians are planted and harvested like crops now --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Duncanwii 05/17/19 2:23:07 PM #16: |
HBOSS posted...
you seen Man of Steel? No. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/17/19 2:24:35 PM #17: |
they can have natural births. they just got into a social habit of not. wasn't Kal El born naturally for the first time in generations? I thought that's part of what made him special. maybe I am thinking of the comics.
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 2:54:30 PM #18: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
I take that as a no What happens? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JamesVanDerBeek 05/17/19 2:56:37 PM #19: |
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 3:15:02 PM #20: |
JamesVanDerBeek posted...
There is a rule out there for questions like this. rule34? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lonestar2000 05/17/19 3:21:52 PM #21: |
Do you need a superdick to break her hymen?
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JamesVanDerBeek 05/17/19 3:30:10 PM #22: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
JamesVanDerBeek posted...There is a rule out there for questions like this. Yes. Lonestar2000 posted... Do you need a superdick to break her hymen? Yeah, just like with Wonder Woman. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 05/17/19 3:33:49 PM #23: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...I take that as a no the main chick has teeth in her vag --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 05/17/19 3:37:53 PM #24: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Duncanwii posted...darkphoenix181 posted...Kryptonians don't have dingdongs or veganas. If they're anything like one fictional species' fictional reproductive systems that I made up as a headcanon, their bodies just naturally create a hole weeks before giving birth, which then heals itself and disappears in the weeks after. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamerguymass 05/17/19 3:47:06 PM #25: |
Zikten posted...
same as humans. kryptonians are functionally just like us, on their home planet. the only thing different about them is that under a yellow sun, they react in a weird way and gain super powers. but on their home planet they had a red sun and had no powers. they just walked around and looked like us. Has this ever been explained why anywhere? I was never big into comics or anything so I don't know if a reason has been given before, but I always found this moronic and it's the reason why Superman is the worst super hero. The majority of others at least the explanation is plausible, if unrealistic, but him? Oh he's just a human from another planet but when he stands under a different colored sun he becomes a god. So so dumb. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 4:43:48 PM #26: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...SSJGrimReaper posted...I take that as a no --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/17/19 4:43:51 PM #27: |
No it's never really explained i don't think. It's just a comic thing that there just happened to be aliens that look just like humans. The only part that got explained maybe was the powers thing is that their cells have like mutating reaction to yellow solar light. Their bodies absorb the energy and power up from it
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 5:36:35 PM #28: |
Look like humans but identical sex organs too?
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kuwab0 05/17/19 5:38:46 PM #29: |
Does your dick come out looking like a crushed tube of toothpaste after you stick it in there
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 7:25:50 PM #30: |
kuwab0 posted...
Does your dick come out looking like a crushed tube of toothpaste after you stick it in there --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/17/19 7:26:45 PM #31: |
kuwab0 posted...
Does your dick come out looking like a crushed tube of toothpaste after you stick it in there A normal man would probably have his dick crushed if she climaxes while it's in there ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sevihaimerej 05/17/19 7:32:25 PM #32: |
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JamesVanDerBeek 05/17/19 7:34:58 PM #33: |
kuwab0 posted...
Does your dick come out looking like a crushed tube of toothpaste after you stick it in there Red Kryptonite condom. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 8:28:39 PM #34: |
sevihaimerej posted...
I hear her genitals look like a stonefish's face Wow --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sevihaimerej 05/17/19 8:42:55 PM #35: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
sevihaimerej posted...I hear her genitals look like a stonefish's face Indeed, I deeded just thinking about it --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 05/17/19 10:20:28 PM #36: |
Zikten posted...
kuwab0 posted...Does your dick come out looking like a crushed tube of toothpaste after you stick it in there Worth it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 05/17/19 10:30:47 PM #37: |
Kryptonian women have penises.
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/17/19 10:41:54 PM #38: |
FortuneCookie posted...
Kryptonian women have penises. lol --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HBOSS 05/17/19 10:52:50 PM #39: |
wouldnt it be like that scene in my super ex girlfriend
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/18/19 10:22:24 AM #40: |
HBOSS posted...
wouldnt it be like that scene in my super ex girlfriend Is that a movie? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kraidette 05/18/19 10:54:53 AM #41: |
Yes
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YoshitoKikuchi 05/18/19 1:11:26 PM #42: |
Kraidette posted...
Yes Is it worth watching? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 05/18/19 1:18:30 PM #43: |
Probably some kind of super vagina
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Questionmarktarius 05/18/19 1:21:14 PM #44: |
FortuneCookie posted...
Kryptonian women have penises. Is that from Krypton Kindergarten Cop? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrNintendo1213 05/18/19 1:23:54 PM #46: |
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Kraidette posted...Yes Tbh, not really. Probably would get enough from just looking up the funny clips on YouTube. Or if you really like bad movies. I love superheroes, and I forgot this movie even existed until now. --- Dot Dot Dot... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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