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pinky0926 05/15/19 7:26:23 AM #1: |
For most of us all they can do is cause some discomfort for a period of time, but that doesn't stop them from completely controlling our goddamn lives when they get too close.
A 200lb human running away from a creature so small that its weight doesn't even register on any normal scale. There's a valuable life lesson in here somewhere, maybe about the power in being perceived as a crazy bastard... --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP 05/15/19 7:34:54 AM #3: |
you have a pretty loose definition of discomfort.
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Drpooplol 05/15/19 7:36:31 AM #4: |
Dude they do more than "cause some discomfort", they really fucking hurt. It's not curious; we avoid shit that really fucking hurts.
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IHeartRadiation 05/15/19 7:39:33 AM #5: |
pinky0926 posted...
A 200lb human running away from a creature so small that its weight doesn't even register on any normal scale. The only time someone runs from a wasp is if they're allergic or they're getting something to kill it. --- I don't get it either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkRoast 05/15/19 7:40:34 AM #6: |
pinky0926 posted...
For most of us all they can do is cause some discomfort for a period of time, but that doesn't stop them from completely controlling our goddamn lives when they get too close. Bacteria can't even be seen but I'd wager you're afraid of rotten food --- Well allons-y, Alonso! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DK9292 05/15/19 7:41:00 AM #7: |
pinky0926 posted...
There's a valuable life lesson in here somewhere, maybe about the power in being perceived as a crazy bastard... --- A hero's role is one that cannot be forsaken, Caring for those with hearts that are breaking. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta_ 05/15/19 7:41:47 AM #8: |
I had a hella bad experience with a nest one
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Ultima Dragon 05/15/19 7:42:22 AM #9: |
So many of the flying stinger insects that aren't like.. a straight-up bumblebee are total dicks. Aggressive as hell, get right up in your shit, etc. It's annoying as hell, especially if you're trying to have a meal outside.
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fusespliff 05/15/19 7:44:36 AM #10: |
Drpooplol posted...
Dude they do more than "cause some discomfort", they really fucking hurt. It's not curious; we avoid shit that really fucking hurts. Pain is subjective. A wasp sting is slightly more irritating than a mosquito's to me. A migraine and toothache are things I'd describe as "really fucking hurts" --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/15/19 8:04:15 AM #12: |
DarkRoast posted...
pinky0926 posted...For most of us all they can do is cause some discomfort for a period of time, but that doesn't stop them from completely controlling our goddamn lives when they get too close. Well rotten food can make you very sick or worse, whereas a wasp sting is probably just going to hurt a bit It's not the sting of a wasp that really scares me, its the hideous way they move and sound. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Conception616 05/15/19 8:16:23 AM #14: |
Considering my grandmother will literally die if she is stung by one, this is a stupid fucking topic.
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pinky0926 05/15/19 8:18:23 AM #15: |
Conception616 posted...
Considering my grandmother will literally die if she is stung by one, this is a stupid fucking topic. Calm your bacon mate, I said "most of us". --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 05/15/19 8:20:52 AM #16: |
Wasps I can deal with since they're usually on their own and large enough to keep an eye on. What gets me are the yellow jackets. They're so small that you usually don't notice them until they're stinging you. Three summers in a row I ran over their underground nests while mowing the lawn. The second time one crawled in my ear and gave me a bite. The thing swole up for a week. Looked like I was wearing a rubber ear.
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Parappa09 05/15/19 8:36:13 AM #17: |
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Wasps need to go extinct and we need to start funding this --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GigaSPX 05/15/19 8:41:13 AM #18: |
Th3Truth posted...
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COVxy 05/15/19 8:43:36 AM #19: |
Conception616 posted...
Considering my grandmother will literally die if she is stung by one, this is a stupid fucking topic. I mean, my uncle could die if he comes in contact with a cantalope, but if large masses of people feared cantalope it would be pretty fucking weird lol. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 05/15/19 8:45:42 AM #20: |
Most people aren't such dorks that they keep track of win/loss ratios for everything in their lives and treasure them above all else.
Most people really don't care if they can kill the wasp and be smug about it, just that it can sting them and it will hurt. pogo_rabid posted... Wasps I can deal with since they're usually on their own and large enough to keep an eye on. What gets me are the yellow jackets. They're so small that you usually don't notice them until they're stinging you. Three summers in a row I ran over their underground nests while mowing the lawn. The second time one crawled in my ear and gave me a bite. The thing swole up for a week. Looked like I was wearing a rubber ear. They sting instead of biting. There really aren't a lot of flying insects that bite. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Conception616 05/15/19 8:45:57 AM #21: |
COVxy posted...
Conception616 posted...Considering my grandmother will literally die if she is stung by one, this is a stupid fucking topic. You are comparing an aggressive, mobile, and poisonous insect to a fruit. Okay --- Ain't no mystery god, peace to the true and living. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ic3Bullet 05/15/19 8:46:10 AM #22: |
Ok TC what about a Black Widow?
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COVxy 05/15/19 8:47:06 AM #23: |
Conception616 posted...
COVxy posted...Conception616 posted...Considering my grandmother will literally die if she is stung by one, this is a stupid fucking topic. You seemed to have managed to miss the point completely lol --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marmitecashews 05/15/19 8:52:21 AM #24: |
When I was a kid a wasp casually walked around my face, it even looked up my nose multiple times.
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DevsBro 05/15/19 8:54:16 AM #25: |
Marmitecashews posted...
When I was a kid a wasp casually walked around my face, it even looked up my nose multiple times. I feel like this story ends with spandex and capes. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 05/15/19 8:56:07 AM #26: |
COVxy posted...
Conception616 posted...COVxy posted...Conception616 posted...Considering my grandmother will literally die if she is stung by one, this is a stupid fucking topic. What point? A cantalope poses no downside to people not allergic to it. A wasp is still a potential sting to people who aren't allergic to it. Most people would do their best to avoid a beesting if they can. --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070ti, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 05/15/19 9:01:15 AM #28: |
pogo_rabid posted...
COVxy posted...Conception616 posted...COVxy posted...Conception616 posted...Considering my grandmother will literally die if she is stung by one, this is a stupid fucking topic. The user seemed to think that because it could kill his relative due to an allergy, the premise of this topic is false. I demonstrate and equivalent case that is unoquivocally ridicuous to demonstrate that it was faulty logic. There's absolutely no reason why I should need to be so verbose about it. On the actual topic, wasp stings aren't that painful and go away relatively quickly. The extent to which people fear them is a bit disproportionate (like if a wasp flies into the office in the summertime, you get essentually an evacuation until it leaves lol) --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkinsanity1 05/15/19 9:19:10 AM #29: |
Drpooplol posted...
Dude they do more than "cause some discomfort", they really fucking hurt. It's not curious; we avoid shit that really fucking hurts. Dont be a wuss, they really aren't that bad. People who are allergic have a legitimate reason to be scared of them though. --- Every time you read this, squirrels randomly burst into flames. Think of the squirrels. http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Darkinsanity-1468/hero/1924799 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaiganeer 05/15/19 9:24:23 AM #30: |
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pikachupwnage 05/15/19 9:25:15 AM #31: |
Its the distinct coloration and rapid erratic movements.
It basically forces me to notice it but can be difficult to actually track and predict it. Plus they sometimes make nests undeground so its easy to miss em and suddenly bring a hoard of em down on your head just from doing stuff in your yard. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Taharqa_ 05/15/19 9:25:54 AM #33: |
Darkinsanity1 posted...
Drpooplol posted...Dude they do more than "cause some discomfort", they really fucking hurt. It's not curious; we avoid shit that really fucking hurts. Tarantula Hawk --- "If you want to move fast, practice slowly...if you want to move like lightning, practice in stillness." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarshallStack 05/15/19 9:26:13 AM #34: |
Not at all, The Crimson Idol is a fucking awesome album.
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ThyCorndog 05/15/19 9:26:19 AM #35: |
wasps are dicks. when I got stung by one once, I actually saw it on my arm stinging me over and over like it was fucking something. it didn't just do it once, it kept going in and out like it was pumping its girl
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Touch 05/15/19 9:30:30 AM #36: |
What's even more of a phenomenon are June bugs. They don't sting (I think?). And they're actually kinda clumsy in their flight patterns. But one comes along and there's always panic lol
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EndOfDiscOne 05/15/19 9:33:59 AM #37: |
I've had some awful bee stings, they hurt for a while then swell up and itch. If you have reactions like this, you're going to be miserable for a day, then uncomfortable for a few days. But I've had some wasp stings that weren't that bad...not sure what the difference is.
Still, I don't freak out when they come near me. That just makes them more likely to sting you. --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna COMBINED! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 05/15/19 9:40:50 AM #38: |
pinky0926 posted...
A 200lb human running away from a creature so small that its weight doesn't even register on any normal scale. So, since we're bigger, we should be able to win in a fist-fight. Maneuverability and having a piercing weapon against soft flesh have nothing to do with it? You sound like Vanderkaum in Xenogears. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Taharqa_ 05/15/19 9:45:48 AM #39: |
You know what scares the shit out of me? Water bugs
I had no idea those things could fly, they hang around light posts at night. One flew on my neck when I was a kid, I thought it was a cockroach and tried to swat it off. It immediately bit into my neck and it felt like a cold ice pick was jammed into me. They bite hard as fuck and there isn't that much skin layer on your neck to begin with. I never screamed so loud from a sting or bite from anything. --- "If you want to move fast, practice slowly...if you want to move like lightning, practice in stillness." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 05/15/19 9:49:56 AM #40: |
What are the yellow tickets that build nests underground, yellowjackets? I got stung about 14 times last year stepping on a nest walking through an old pile of leaves. Was kinda painful, enough that I came back and had a gasoline bonfire and burnt them all alive.
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The_Scarecrow 05/15/19 9:50:05 AM #41: |
I was on my deck and I opened up the patio umbrella. Turns out there was a wasp nest under it. You bet I ran like hell when they all started coming out. Fuck all that.
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DevsBro 05/15/19 9:51:47 AM #42: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
What are the yellow tickets that build nests underground, yellowjackets? I got stung about 14 times last year stepping on a nest walking through an old pile of leaves. Was kinda painful, enough that I came back and had a gasoline bonfire and burnt them all alive. Yellow tickets aren't that big of a deal but if you see a red ticket, it's time to stop. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nevershine 05/15/19 9:54:38 AM #43: |
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IHeartRadiation 05/15/19 9:55:09 AM #44: |
Taharqa_ posted...
You know what scares the shit out of me? Water bugs At least you can feel it and still just kill it and be done with it. There's a bug that will bite your lip during your sleep and then shit right into the open wound. --- I don't get it either. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 05/15/19 9:58:40 AM #45: |
pinky0926 posted...
It's not the sting of a wasp that really scares me, its the hideous way they move and sound. This is why I'm terrified of cicadas even though they are harmless. So fucking gross --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 05/15/19 10:02:10 AM #46: |
Laserion posted...
pinky0926 posted...A 200lb human running away from a creature so small that its weight doesn't even register on any normal scale. Of course we would win in a fist fight. Seriously think it through. Imagine if you actually tried to fight a wasp. Here's what would happen: 1. Wasps stings you, this hurts a bit but does no actual damage 2. You fucking crush it into paste effortlessly --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stoltenberg11 05/15/19 10:02:42 AM #47: |
Touch posted...
What's even more of a phenomenon are June bugs. They don't sting (I think?). And they're actually kinda clumsy in their flight patterns. But one comes along and there's always panic lol fucking hate these dudes randomly flying into my face. it's their complete unpredictability that gets me. you wouldn't expect most things to fly at your face on accident but these fucks do it --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 05/15/19 10:03:46 AM #48: |
Get stung by a Tarantula Hawk Wasp and tell me it's just a bit of discomfort.
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LordRazziel 05/15/19 10:04:08 AM #49: |
Yeah, but that seems to be the case with many animals. Mice actually do scare elephants. Wtf is a mouse gonna do to it?
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GasMonkey 05/15/19 10:04:40 AM #50: |
still can't tell if this is about the flying insect or W.A.S.P
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