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Solid Snake07
05/13/19 8:39:42 PM
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Would you take the deal? - Results (14 votes)
Yes
71.43% (10 votes)
10
No
28.57% (4 votes)
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For 5 years you can't eat anything but beans and rice. And there's no getting fancy with it, you can only season it with salt and water is the only thing you can drink. All your nutritional needs will be met so you don't have to worry about your health being affected.

After those 5 years you can eat anything you want and never have to pay for food again. You can order anything you want at restaurants and get anything you want from the grocery store and it's totally free. You can't use the deal to make money. So you can't sell your free food or anything like that.

you can share your food with friends and family within reason, but you're not the key to solving global hunger or anything.

Would you take the deal?
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El Mexicano Texano
05/13/19 8:46:11 PM
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Only if I can change the type of beans and rice along with the method they're cooked
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1NfamousACE_2
05/13/19 8:46:56 PM
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no
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Lordgold666
05/13/19 8:46:56 PM
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Ill pass, ty tho
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SaltyWet
05/13/19 8:47:27 PM
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5 years is too much so no.
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dib153
05/13/19 8:47:34 PM
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what if i already get free rice and beans tho?
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Vicious_Dios
05/13/19 8:48:43 PM
#7:


Deal.

I can't wait to only eat rice and beans for free after those five years are up.
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WaterLink
05/13/19 8:49:19 PM
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That's a tough one. I think I'd do it.
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Deku_Link
05/13/19 8:51:13 PM
#9:


Solid Snake07 posted...
you can only season it with salt

Considering I season my rice and my beans with other seasonings besides salt, no thanks.
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Solid Snake07
05/13/19 8:52:01 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Only if I can change the type of beans and rice along with the method they're cooked


you can use whatever beans or grain of rice you want. But as I said you can only use salt to season it. not sure what you mean by different methods.
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Strider102
05/13/19 8:52:57 PM
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Imagine the smell
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Ludwig Von 2
05/13/19 8:53:19 PM
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Yes, in the long run it'd be worth it. After that I'd be getting Starbucks every morning and going to Chipotle every lunch.
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Solid Snake07
05/13/19 8:55:04 PM
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Deku_Link posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
you can only season it with salt

Considering I season my rice and my beans with other seasonings besides salt, no thanks.


It's just to say you're not getting around the fact that you're eating bland boring shit all day everyday for 5 years.

no fried rice, or spanish rice or anything like that. It's all very plain jane
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Solid Snake07
05/13/19 8:57:30 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
5 years is too much so no.


I was thinking 10 at first but decided that would probably be too long for most people
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thronedfire2
05/13/19 9:00:58 PM
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imagine how awful shitting would be for those 5 years
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Solid Snake07
05/14/19 1:27:31 AM
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Bump
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MabusIncarnate
05/14/19 1:29:08 AM
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Yeah, if I can use any grain rice and any bean, i'll do it for sure. There's enough varieties of both for me to survive, great way to get in and stay in shape also. I already eat a ton of brown rice.
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kingdrake2
05/14/19 1:31:07 AM
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i don't think it would work. seasonings enhance food to be edible.
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Samman123
05/14/19 1:32:18 AM
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Doesn't seem worth it...would probably get health problems after awhile
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kingdrake2
05/14/19 1:54:23 AM
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Samman123 posted...
Doesn't seem worth it...would probably get health problems after awhile


we'll all get health problems sooner or later. one just pray's it isn't dementia or Alzheimer's.
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MabusIncarnate
05/14/19 1:57:34 AM
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Samman123 posted...
Doesn't seem worth it...would probably get health problems after awhile

Really consider the variety, from a green bean, to a kidney bean, to a soy bean, those three right there cover a pretty wide spectrum of necessary vitamins and nutrients. There are very drastic differences in the nutritional value of beans.
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Guide
05/14/19 1:58:32 AM
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I would do it. Absolutely. I am not fond of repetitive meals, but it would greatly enable my dream of trying all top tier recipes.
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Touch
05/14/19 1:59:33 AM
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Free steaks with ketchup after five years? Deal.
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Guide
05/14/19 2:00:14 AM
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Touch posted...
Free steaks with ketchup after five years? Deal.


I am so mad at you
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MabusIncarnate
05/14/19 2:01:37 AM
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Guide posted...
Touch posted...
Free steaks with ketchup after five years? Deal.


I am so mad at you

lol
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iClockwork
05/14/19 2:03:18 AM
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can I add a boring vegetable like broccoli so I dont die?
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pfh1001
05/14/19 2:03:49 AM
#27:


SaltyWet posted...
5 years is too much so no.
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Guerrilla Soldier
05/14/19 2:11:36 AM
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hell yes
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Solid Snake07
05/14/19 3:26:25 AM
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iClockwork posted...
can I add a boring vegetable like broccoli so I dont die?


No. I already said there will be no adverse effects on your health from the diet.
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MabusIncarnate
05/14/19 3:37:12 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
iClockwork posted...
can I add a boring vegetable like broccoli so I dont die?


No. I already said there will be no adverse effects on your health from the diet.

YEAH ICLOCKWORK try reading the thread, bro.
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gmanthebest
05/14/19 3:41:52 AM
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Sure. Make the food budget a lot cheaper, plus I'd probably lose some weight too
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nevershine
05/14/19 3:44:33 AM
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Nah, cant do it without different various versions and flavors of rice and beans
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Sphyx
05/14/19 3:45:23 AM
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I think i could give it a valiant attempt.
Not having to pay for food for the rest of my life is a big deal.
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OwlRammer
05/14/19 3:48:33 AM
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Solid Snake07
05/14/19 4:11:02 AM
#35:


OwlRammer posted...
basically already did that so free win for me


I highly doubt that, and the 5 years starts today
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iClockwork
05/14/19 4:22:10 AM
#36:


MabusIncarnate posted...
YEAH ICLOCKWORK try reading the thread, bro.

no
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IHeartRadiation
05/14/19 4:47:07 AM
#37:


The pain of diarrhea will easily fuel me. Deal.
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BipBapBam
05/14/19 4:48:18 AM
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No way. I'd get sick of that in a week.
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Jshipp24
05/14/19 7:28:15 AM
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5 years is way too long when I can already afford to eat just about everything I want atm anyways.
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industrializeit
05/14/19 8:00:10 AM
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I'd do it. Those 5 years will suck big time, but the thought of anything I want to eat is free, is amazing. Any amazing food anytime I want it. I wonder how much money I'll spend on food for the rest of my life? If I live to 80 years old, am 33 rn, 47 more years. Easily hundreds of thousands of dollars for sure.
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Looked gf
05/14/19 8:04:32 AM
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EternalDivide
05/14/19 8:13:18 AM
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There's only so much you can do with rice and beans with just spices.
I could go maybe 2 weeks and then that's it.
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karlpilkington4
05/14/19 8:28:31 AM
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Yes, I would probably just be a monk for 5 years and get a full introspective experience.
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YookaLaylee
05/14/19 8:35:54 AM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
Yes, I would probably just be a monk for 5 years and get a full introspective experience.

Monks eat things other than rice and beans
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karlpilkington4
05/14/19 8:47:18 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Yes, I would probably just be a monk for 5 years and get a full introspective experience.

Monks eat things other than rice and beans


Yes, but I just wouldnt.
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industrializeit
05/14/19 9:37:11 AM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Yes, I would probably just be a monk for 5 years and get a full introspective experience.

Monks eat things other than rice and beans


Yes, but I just wouldnt.

Lol
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AlisLandale
05/14/19 9:42:58 AM
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The Israelites ate manna for forty years.

I only have to endure five, plus unlimited bang bang chicken afterwards?
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Ilishe
05/14/19 9:46:13 AM
#48:


No fish and no meat?

For five years?

No hot sauce?

Dude I can't. No.
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Amenadeel
05/16/19 2:36:11 AM
#49:


Vicious_Dios posted...
Deal.

I can't wait to only eat rice and beans for free after those five years are up.

Lol I love this post.
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Zikten
05/16/19 2:46:36 AM
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Sure. I actually like white rice plain. I don't even add soy sauce to it usually. I could probably handle this. Especially knowing the prize when it's over
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