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brestugo
05/10/19 9:36:46 PM
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Apparently Putin plays in an annual hockey game in Russia, cuz' reasons. This year's game was the other day and Putin took a bellyflop during a "victory lap". Putin scored 8 goals in a 14-7 victory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiogOlN_ezA" data-time="


Whoever put that rug down is a dead man or will disappear under mysterious circumstances....
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SiO4
05/10/19 9:43:17 PM
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Whoever put that rug down is a dead man or will disappear under mysterious circumstances....


For real.

Also 14-7...seems ligit >____>
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AdmiralStiff
05/10/19 9:43:43 PM
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brestugo
05/10/19 9:46:54 PM
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Apparently he does shit like hunting, hockey and equestrian stuff to maintan some kind of alpha male image over there.
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brestugo
05/10/19 9:47:36 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Whoever put that rug down is a dead man or will disappear under mysterious circumstances....


For real.

Also 14-7...seems ligit >____>

They probably had the goalie's family held hostage somewhere.
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alimajor
05/10/19 9:48:09 PM
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Whoever put that carpet there is dead af
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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/10/19 9:52:22 PM
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brestugo posted...
Apparently he does shit like hunting, hockey and equestrian stuff to maintan some kind of alpha male image over there.

https://www.businessinsider.com/39-photos-vladimir-putin-badass-2013-10
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King_Hellebuyck
05/10/19 9:53:37 PM
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Thats wicked funny
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brestugo
05/10/19 9:54:44 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
brestugo posted...
Apparently he does shit like hunting, hockey and equestrian stuff to maintan some kind of alpha male image over there.

https://www.businessinsider.com/39-photos-vladimir-putin-badass-2013-10

Sweet Jesus.
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Kolibri X
05/10/19 9:54:58 PM
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lol 8 goals. What a dog and pony show.
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littlebro07
05/10/19 10:02:59 PM
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And he gets right back up and continues waving

What a badass
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SiO4
05/10/19 11:06:58 PM
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brestugo posted...
SiO4 posted...
Whoever put that rug down is a dead man or will disappear under mysterious circumstances....


For real.

Also 14-7...seems ligit >____>

They probably had the goalie's family held hostage somewhere.


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Hexenherz
05/10/19 11:11:33 PM
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brestugo posted...
Apparently he does shit like hunting, hockey and equestrian stuff to maintan some kind of alpha male image over there.

Don't forget the time he took a submarine a mile underwater in Lake Baikal.
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brestugo
05/10/19 11:14:45 PM
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I wonder if they threw hats on the ice when he got his hat trick. Maybe that's just a North American thing.
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The Popo
05/10/19 11:17:41 PM
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brestugo posted...
I wonder if they threw hats on the ice when he got his hat trick. Maybe that's just a North American thing.

They do, but the heads of Putins enemies are still attached to the hats.

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brestugo
05/10/19 11:19:14 PM
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The Popo posted...
brestugo posted...
I wonder if they threw hats on the ice when he got his hat trick. Maybe that's just a North American thing.

They do, but the heads of Putins enemies are still attached to the hats.

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+1
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brestugo
05/10/19 11:20:23 PM
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Imagine being so insecure that you've got to rig a game so badly that one guy (you) scores 8 goals.
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thronedfire2
05/10/19 11:21:58 PM
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this video clip is probably gonna end up banned in Russia
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brestugo
05/11/19 12:00:13 AM
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When I was in school I remember taking a History class where we saw a video of Mussolini jumping through a flaming hoop to show his manliness.

Can't find Mussolini jumping thru the flaming hoop clip, but here he was on horseback doing a steeplechase:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O0GjjEQNT8" data-time="


Here's Putin in Trucks, helicopters, tanks, hangliders, snowmobiles and at 00:53, a horse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdhpfCf8F-k" data-time="


Definitely a dictator thing.
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Hexenherz
05/11/19 12:58:25 AM
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Don't forget when the president of Turkmenistan participated in some military training and showed his men what's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLxYyf8K8I" data-time="

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PrettyBoyFloyd
05/11/19 2:19:33 AM
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Now everyone should know why Trump doesn't want to become Putin's enemy.
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thronedfire2
05/11/19 2:21:54 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
Don't forget when the president of Turkmenistan participated in some military training and showed his men what's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLxYyf8K8I" data-time="


"I spent half our country's military budget for the year on my gear for this video"
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VipaGTS
05/11/19 2:37:31 AM
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it must suck having to let him score on you so you don't die.
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brestugo
05/11/19 3:20:50 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
Don't forget when the president of Turkmenistan participated in some military training and showed his men what's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLxYyf8K8I" data-time="

That video probably cost 6 figures or more easily. What an ego trip.
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