Current Events > Remember when Hojo tried to get a lion to fuck Aeris?

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cuttin_in_farm posted...

Cloud also broke the fourth wall by talking to the gloved HUD finger pointer thing too iirc.

He actually talks about the finger? lol I must've missed that
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Remember when Tifas win pose was just her proudly thrusting them straight out for all to see?

I wonder if thatll be in the remake.


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The Popo posted...

Remember when Tifas win pose was just her proudly thrusting them straight out for all to see?

I wonder if thatll be in the remake.

I really hope so.
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<_<
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Remember when Yuffie's dad cut off her leg training?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Yuffie has both legs...
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Strider102 posted...

Remember when Yuffie's dad cut off her leg training?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

Uh...

No.
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I can't remember, is Tifa actually ****ing that guy?
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Remember when Rufus was inside his office when Diamond Weapon attack landing a direct hit where Rufus was engulfing him in flames, only to have survived albeit injured in Advent Children?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when you find the mayor in the Shinra building and he lets you go up if you solve this wacky RE-style library puzzle?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when Cloud breaks into Tifa's house, jams on her piano, and then steals her orthopedic underwear? And tells this all to her face right in front of the whole party.

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when they showed Jenova and it was this headless zombie torso with an eye for a nipple?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when that guy are sick?
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Remember when Cloud rode a dolphin to get on a girder in Junon?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when you had to pretend to be part of the Shinra army and your captain was so incompetent that he to sneak you into a parade in front of live tv cuz he was late, where you then proceeded to suck ass?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember when you are going up the stairs and Tifa wants cloud and barret in front because she doesn't them looking up her skirt?

I wonder if that will be in the remake
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Remember when Cloud spoke Chocobonese to Chocobos which resulted in the Chocobos giving Cloud a summon materia which would either summon a Mog riding a Chocobo into enemies or summon a fat Chocobo that fell from the heavens and squashed enemies like pancakes?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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I never got the fat chocobo. How do you get him to summon? >_>
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MetalGearSquid posted...

I never got the fat chocobo. How do you get him to summon? >_>

It's random
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Remember when you go to Costa de Sol and some hot chick asks Cloud to put lotion on her and he's like "Aw yeaaaaaaah!"

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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New remake pic of the hotel scene. Looks good!

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Remember when the Turks had a mess love triangle where Rude wants to plow Tifa, Elena wants to plow Tseng, and Tseng want to plow Aeris?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember in the ending when that girl opens the shutters and opens and closes her mouth fast one time with the subtitle "It's coming."?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when Barret went on a date with Cloud and then accused him of hitting on his 4yo stepdaughter?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when Palmer literally just gets run over by a random truck when you beat him?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember Hojo chilling like a boss at Costa del Sol?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake

Strider102 posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Did Hojo have sex with Vincent's girlfriend and use their child for some experiment? I'm hazy on that detail >_>

Yes

considering the child is an important part of the game, yes.
It's Sephiroth.

remember the TV staffs sending Cloud a grenade after he botched the parade?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember when you and Shinra troops are working together to find Corneo, and when you are about to charge at Corneo at the same time, he comically sidesteps and you end up having to fight them instead?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when you first arrive at the Temple of Ancients, Aeris goes face first into the ground and start rubbing her face in the dirt?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember that scene where Cloud is beating the shit out of Aeris while Cait Sith No. 2 comes along right in the middle of it and awkwardly introduces himself?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when Tifa was stuck in a chair and you have to awkwardly control all her limbs independently to get a key into her mouth so she can unlock herself?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember when you get the Highwind and Yuffie spends the whole time in the engine room barfing her brains out?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember when that rather rotund man comes home from the war and steps off of the train and his tiny wife lifts him from the ground and spins in circles while holding him before putting him down and walking away with him?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Zaltera posted...

Remember when that rather rotund man comes home from the war and steps off of the train and his tiny wife lifts him from the ground and spins in circles while holding him before putting him down and walking away with him?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

lol I forgot about that
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Zaltera posted...

Remember when that rather rotund man comes home from the war and steps off of the train and his tiny wife lifts him from the ground and spins in circles while holding him before putting him down and walking away with him?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

You forgot to mention she was leaning over out of breath.
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Remember when you meet Barret's ex-wife in Corel but she only has 2 lines of dialogue and the game never has Barret interact with her at all?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember when you get all hearts in Cait Sith's slot limit break, a busty cat girl with big titties comes out and heals everyone?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember in the ending when the Highwind falls into the Northern Crater and everyone got view of a chick in a bikini?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...

Remember when you get all hearts in Cait Sith's slot limit break, a busty cat girl with big titties comes out and heals everyone?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake

wait, didn't the cat girl gives 100% critical, not heals?
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Ricemills posted...

SoraOwnsOctopus posted...

Remember when you get all hearts in Cait Sith's slot limit break, a busty cat girl with big titties comes out and heals everyone?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake

wait, didn't the cat girl gives 100% critical, not heals?

Oh maybe? I was too busy staring at the titties to notice >_>
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Remember when Yuffie refers to Tifa as "Boobs" if she's the party leader when you recruit her?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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The Popo posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

She did it to save his life though, right? Wasn't he literally going to die if she didn't stop it?

The ship was already set to launch in the next few minutes. Cid is seemingly about to achieve his dream when hes alerted that someone is in by the engines. Its Shera doing a final check on everything. If Cid cancels the launch, he loses his dream. But if he doesnt cancel, Shera will die. He cancels the launch.

It isnt until years later when we are in real time that its discovered that what she was checking is actually faulty.

NeonOctopus posted...

Did Hojo have sex with Vincent's girlfriend and use their child for some experiment? I'm hazy on that detail >_>

Vincent loved Lucrecia. Hojo abducts Vincent, does experiments on him and locks him in a coffin. During that time, Hojo impregnates Lucrecia, injects who womb with Jenovas cells, and Sephiroth is born.

Dirge of cerebus showed lucrecia being with hojo before vincent got put in thee coffin iirc. I remember a scene where he was objecting something and she basically told him its my kid fuck off. Then shortly after hojo shot him.
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Yeah, I just rewatched that scene. Vincent and Lucrecia were friendly but Lucrecia decided to fuck Hojo instead and got preggers. Then Hojo and Lucrecia decided it would be super fucking rad to try injecting Jenova cells into the womb, but Vincent was like "What the actual fuck are you doing?" Then Hojo shoots and kills Vincent and does experiments on his corpse, turning him into what he is in FF7.

And after all this, Lucrecia goes to some cave and imprisons herself in crystal forever cuz she feels guilty about Sephiroth killing everyone >_>
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NeonOctopus posted...

Remember when Cloud, a 21yo man, literally kissed a 16yo ninja girl on a Golden Saucer date?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

16 is old enough where I live.

Sure, 21 leaves a bit of an age gap. I wasn't interested in 16 year olds at that age, but I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with it.
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I remember the title and remember some of the posts in this topic. What a wacky game, they don't make 'em like they used to. I miss having games with goofy shit, but that wouldn't fly in a AAA game nowadays.
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1337toothbrush posted...

I remember the title and remember some of the posts in this topic. What a wacky game, they don't make 'em like they used to. I miss having games with goofy shit, but that wouldn't fly in a AAA game nowadays.

Agreed. I like when games are goofy and don't take themselves too seriously. I don't know if Square will do it justice in the remake.
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Remember when this game was good?

I wonder if that'll be in tne remake.
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Remember when Cloud tittyfucked Tifa on some rocks right before the final dungeon and everyone watched from the Highwind?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake
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Remember how Cloud was trying to sneak through Shinra HQ but he's dummy thicc and the clap of his asscheeks kept alerting the guards?
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