Current Events > Remember when Hojo tried to get a lion to fuck Aeris?

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I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when Tifa and that Shinra chick got in an interactive slapfight at the end of a cannon?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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NeonOctopus posted...

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

Get FOW to do the animation for that part.
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Remember when Cloud had to headbutt a girl back to life?
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So many things should be in the remake, but at the same time new things need to be in it as well.

Howe about letting Tifa die this time and have Aerith stick around. That would be broken.
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Remember that minigame where you did CPR on a drowning child to save them?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember that part where if you entered the group room, Cloud would get fucked by like 7 guys at once?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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remember when barrett whipped out his dinker donger and slapped cloud in the face with it
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Remember when Cloud wore a dress and almost had sex with a mob boss?

I wonder if thatll be in the remake.
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Remember when, if you decided to take the stairs at Shinra Headquarters during the beginning of the game, Tifa called Barret the R word?

I wonder if that will be in the remake.

I wonder if you can fuck Barret on the first date.
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Remember when that mog guy held a little girl hostage and the party was okay with it after?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember that part where the party literally talks to Hojo chilling on the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and they LITERALLY don't murder him right then and there for whatever reason?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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I used to ask why Cloud had a crush on Aerith. She was very...meh. Not even in Kingdom Hearts.

>_> Remake is going to make me like her and she's going to end up dying. Fuck my life.

These topics always amuse me since I never played FF7. It's certainly a weirder game than I ever thought, lol.
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Master_Bass posted...

These topics always amuse me since I never played FF7. It's certainly a weirder game than I ever thought, lol.

If you play FF7, you'll realize that there is a lot of weird scenarios in this game. That's what makes it so great lol
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Remember when the guy were sick?

I wonder if that will be in the remake

Remember when Biggs gets thrown straight into the camera in the Avalanche hideout?

I wonder if thatll be in the remake.
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Remember when Cloud beat the shit out of Aeris in a pit to the point where it was extremely uncomfortable?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when a text box had the text smiley "^.^" at one point?

I wonder if that will be in the game

MagnusDJL posted...

Remember when a text box had the text smiley "^.^" at one point?

I wonder if that will be in the game

I actually don't remember that >_>
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From what i understand nothing will be removed.
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creativerealms posted...

From what i understand nothing will be removed.

This is gonna be one goofy ass game then lol
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Remember when Cloud and Barret went on a romantic date at the Golden Saucer?

I wonder if thatll be in the remake.
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Remember when Cloud almost got his cross-dressing ass fucked by the Don and then after revealing his disguise, threaten to literally rip off the Don's balls for putting him through that?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when we saw Jenova's nipple eye?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when Cloud could equip a baseball bat with nails in it as a weapon?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

Remember when Cloud, a 21yo man, literally kissed a 16yo ninja girl on a Golden Saucer date?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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MagnusDJL posted...

Remember when Cloud could equip a baseball bat with nails in it as a weapon?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

They should give him Lucille.
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Remember when Sephiroth cut young Tifa with his Masamune?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember that one party member that literally turns into either a Frankenstein monster or a hockey mask chainsaw murderer if you activate his limit break?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when the Turks destroy the sector 7 support beam for the plate above causing it to fall on the sector 7 slums and kill everyone?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when Cid emotionally abused that chick he was living with because she cost him a trip to outerspace?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake

ninjarobot_22 posted...

Remember when Cid emotionally abused that chick he was living with because she cost him a trip to outerspace?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake

Wow, I forgot about that lol.

Did he ever hit her or was he just emotionally abusive? <_<
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Remember when Palmer gets hit by a truck at full speed after you beat him?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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Remember when you entered Shinra HQ and escaped the jail only to see literally entire hallways covered in blood and corpses and a sword impaled into a dude's chest?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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NeonOctopus posted...

ninjarobot_22 posted...

Remember when Cid emotionally abused that chick he was living with because she cost him a trip to outerspace?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake

Wow, I forgot about that lol.

Did he ever hit her or was he just emotionally abusive? <_<

I don't know if he ever hit her but I remember him telling her to make some damn tea!

NeonOctopus posted...

ninjarobot_22 posted...

Remember when Cid emotionally abused that chick he was living with because she cost him a trip to outerspace?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake

Wow, I forgot about that lol.

Did he ever hit her or was he just emotionally abusive? <_<

He just berated her. A lot.
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She did it to save his life though, right? Wasn't he literally going to die if she didn't stop it?
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Did Hojo have sex with Vincent's girlfriend and use their child for some experiment? I'm hazy on that detail >_>
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Remember when Cloud and Tifa get it on the night before they enter the Northern Crater, and the whole team seemingly watches from the airship?

I wonder if thatll be in the remake.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Did Hojo have sex with Vincent's girlfriend and use their child for some experiment? I'm hazy on that detail >_>

Yes
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Strider102 posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Did Hojo have sex with Vincent's girlfriend and use their child for some experiment? I'm hazy on that detail >_>

Yes

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Strider102 posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Did Hojo have sex with Vincent's girlfriend and use their child for some experiment? I'm hazy on that detail >_>

Yes

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.

Maybe Dirge of Cerberus Remake.
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The Popo posted...

Remember when Cloud and Tifa get it on the night before they enter the Northern Crater, and the whole team seemingly watches from the airship?

I wonder if thatll be in the remake.

I like how the director of the game literally said in an interview that they definitely fucked the night before lol
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NeonOctopus posted...

She did it to save his life though, right? Wasn't he literally going to die if she didn't stop it?

The ship was already set to launch in the next few minutes. Cid is seemingly about to achieve his dream when hes alerted that someone is in by the engines. Its Shera doing a final check on everything. If Cid cancels the launch, he loses his dream. But if he doesnt cancel, Shera will die. He cancels the launch.

It isnt until years later when we are in real time that its discovered that what she was checking is actually faulty.

NeonOctopus posted...

Did Hojo have sex with Vincent's girlfriend and use their child for some experiment? I'm hazy on that detail >_>

Vincent loved Lucrecia. Hojo abducts Vincent, does experiments on him and locks him in a coffin. During that time, Hojo impregnates Lucrecia, injects who womb with Jenovas cells, and Sephiroth is born.
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I bet Aeris fucks like a lion
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The Popo posted...

The ship was already set to launch in the next few minutes. Cid is seemingly about to achieve his dream when hes alerted that someone is in by the engines. Its Shera doing a final check on everything. If Cid cancels the launch, he loses his dream. But if he doesnt cancel, Shera will die. He cancels the launch.

It isnt until years later when we are in real time that its discovered that what she was checking is actually faulty.

Oh right, now I remember.
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Remember when the rocket was loaded with a huge materia and is set to impact meteor, but with or without the huge materia the impact is literally unchanged?

I wonder if that'll be in the remake.
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creativerealms posted...

From what i understand nothing will be removed.

They've already said that the cross dressing segment will be removed ekans
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