Poll of the Day > How the fuck do I get a job?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
12/30/18 10:55:14 PM
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Nobody will hire me.
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eating4fun
12/30/18 10:58:32 PM
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How could this happen to me.
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GanglyKhan
12/30/18 10:58:56 PM
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Fast food places won't hire you?
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Ferarri619
12/30/18 11:01:51 PM
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Any restaurant's that are open on Christmas Day, go in with your resume and be like "All I want for Christmas is a job at Mcdonald's!! (Or wherever you're applying)." I was gonna do that this year, but meh, I'm okay with my part-time job for now, so maybe next year.

Maybe for New Years you still could?
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Blorfenburger
12/30/18 11:16:47 PM
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I have no idea and I have a job.
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madadude
12/30/18 11:20:00 PM
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Practice marketable skills
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zebatov
12/30/18 11:20:38 PM
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The last interview I had I was told they needed to hire one-hundred-sixty more people. I told the girl I wasn't sure how they could stay competitive with the wage they were offering when the other place that does the same thing pays two dollars more per hour, and they still hired me. I have no idea why people have issues getting hired. I can't remember the last time I've used references, and at one place I worked, the guy tossed my resume and said it wasn't even needed.
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Blightzkrieg
12/30/18 11:22:39 PM
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zebatov posted...
The last interview I had I was told they needed to hire one-hundred-sixty more people. I told the girl I wasn't sure how they could stay competitive with the wage they were offering when the other place that does the same thing pays two dollars more per hour, and they still hired me. I have no idea why people have issues getting hired. I can't remember the last time I've used references, and at one place I worked, the guy tossed my resume and said it wasn't even needed.

What the fuck are you applying for, prison?
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Mead
12/30/18 11:29:21 PM
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Apply at like a thousand more places
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zebatov
12/30/18 11:34:04 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
zebatov posted...
The last interview I had I was told they needed to hire one-hundred-sixty more people. I told the girl I wasn't sure how they could stay competitive with the wage they were offering when the other place that does the same thing pays two dollars more per hour, and they still hired me. I have no idea why people have issues getting hired. I can't remember the last time I've used references, and at one place I worked, the guy tossed my resume and said it wasn't even needed.

What the fuck are you applying for, prison?

A warehouse for building modular homes that can't hold that many people. There are already one-hundred people in there and it's full enough.
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DrCidd
12/31/18 12:02:54 AM
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Where did you come from? Where did you go?
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Mover_of_Zigs
12/31/18 4:18:32 AM
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zebatov posted...
A warehouse for building modular homes that can't hold that many people. There are already one-hundred people in there and it's full enough

Not sure why they would specifically build homes that can't hold many people, but one hundred is actually quite a lot to fit inside a modular home. I would imagine it is rather full. Maybe you should start putting people into a second home.
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