Poll of the Day > Mario kart is bullshit

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DirtBasedSoap
12/25/18 4:08:53 PM
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the ai cheats man
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GanglyKhan
12/25/18 4:37:29 PM
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I thought this was going to be about items, but yeah, the AI is bonkers in some of the games.
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Lokchan
12/25/18 4:40:32 PM
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It's a metaphor for communism. You are punished for overt success so just do your quota and be happy.
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OhhhJa
12/25/18 5:15:18 PM
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The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall
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DirtBasedSoap
12/25/18 5:21:31 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall

Hasnt lakitu always done that?
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DeltaBladeX
12/25/18 5:33:18 PM
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I got a Wii U two weeks ago and my brother loves playing Mario Kart 8 on it. Just happy it still has people playing online for him to play against.
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OhhhJa
12/25/18 5:41:37 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
OhhhJa posted...
The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall

Hasnt lakitu always done that?

Its a lot quicker than it used to be. There's no punishment for fucking up now
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Oops_All_Berrys
12/25/18 5:43:45 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
OhhhJa posted...
The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall

Hasnt lakitu always done that?

Its a lot quicker than it used to be. There's no punishment for fucking up now

Pretty sure there's an option to turn that off
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jsb0714
12/25/18 5:46:00 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
the ai cheats man

Welcome to 1996.
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SilentSeph
12/25/18 6:36:02 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall

You can turn off auto navigation. As for Lakitu, he eliminates potential shortcuts which kinda sucks but he gets you back into the race faster which I prefer. If you get launched off Rainbow Road in MK64 for instance, you'd be falling for about three weeks before Lakitu starts picking you up.
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Ferarri619
12/25/18 7:44:11 PM
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What was Crash Team Racing's AI like?
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darkknight109
12/25/18 7:47:18 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall

Turn off auto-steering.
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LinkPizza
12/25/18 7:51:03 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
OhhhJa posted...
The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall

Hasnt lakitu always done that?

Its a lot quicker than it used to be. There's no punishment for fucking up now

You do lose coins and time. The old one made it so it was hard to get back in the game. I think the game itself is faster, so the picking up has to be faster, as well. Also, losing coins means you lose max speed, IIRC. I think the more coins you have, the faster you can go. And unlock new stuff with different stats.

darkknight109 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
The new mario kart is garbage. The game autocorrects you to stay on the track and lakitu picks you up immediately if you fall

Turn off auto-steering.

Also, this. It has a sort of child bumper system. I think it was easy to turn it on. So, just turn it off...
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