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darkphoenix181
12/24/18 11:38:08 AM
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Maybe you heard of the icky sex island, well my boys, there is a new Island in town, video gaming Island. Absolutely NO sex allowed unless it is with a waifu.
This island has a massive library of all games and gives each participant 1 of every console ever made and the ability to check out 10 different games at once. You get CRTs, flatscreens, LED, monitors, you name it. All peripherals. Free energy drinks. Massively fast wifi and ethernet plugins. Doritos and mountain dew galore. If you rate your favorite waifu at the front desk you get a body pillow of your top three.
One lucky guest gets to go into true virtual reality through a secret prototype.

Btw, this library pays for ALL dlc.
Only costs $4500.

No mobile games allowed.
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Questionmarktarius
12/24/18 11:38:53 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Absolutely NO sex allowed unless it is with a waifu.

So... an island full of pillowfuckers?
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darkphoenix181
12/24/18 11:39:55 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Absolutely NO sex allowed unless it is with a waifu.

So... an island full of pillowfuckers?


Girl gamers can come too but they can't sex you, only husbandos or waifus.
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