Poll of the Day > I may be a mammal

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Mead 12/18/18 2:37:31 PM #1:	But that doesnt mean Im not capable of laying eggs --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:914341927] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>But that doesnt mean Im not capable of laying eggs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_54 12/18/18 2:38:00 PM #2:	You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals --- https://imgur.com/Mi1LkTl "It's all consensual" - Thunder <cite>Thunder_54 posted [p:914341942] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slacker03150 12/18/18 4:48:12 PM #4:	I will take what is a monotreme for 500. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:914348434] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>I will take what is a monotreme for 500.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 12/18/18 4:51:13 PM #5:	I laid a golden egg on Saturday. That's when you poop on overtime. --- I'm right, as expected. <cite>zebatov posted [p:914348595] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>I laid a golden egg on Saturday. That's when you poop on overtime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 12/18/18 6:07:53 PM #6:	Just put a small egg in a condom, swallow it, and poop it out later. Bam, you just laid an egg. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:914352489] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>Just put a small egg in a condom, swallow it, and poop it out later. Bam, you just laid an egg.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 12/18/18 6:23:23 PM #7:	darcandkharg31 posted... Just put a small egg in a condom, swallow it, and poop it out later. Bam, you just laid an egg. The egg can be any size --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:914353311] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote>Just put a small egg in a condom, swallow it, and poop it out later. Bam, you just laid an egg.</quote> The egg can be any size</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 12/18/18 6:37:18 PM #8:	Mead posted... The egg can be any size I think you might die trying to swallow an Ostrich egg. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:914354062] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>The egg can be any size</quote> I think you might die trying to swallow an Ostrich egg.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 12/18/18 6:39:34 PM #9:	Can we do it like they do on the discovery channel? --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:914354169] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>Can we do it like they do on the discovery channel? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 12/18/18 6:41:25 PM #10:	Hey if that condom egg thing works, why don't they just do that with drugs? --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:914354262] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>Hey if that condom egg thing works, why don't they just do that with drugs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 12/18/18 6:45:02 PM #11:	Lizard people? --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:914354438] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>Lizard people?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 12/18/18 8:21:48 PM #12:	There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:914359369] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 12/18/18 8:22:32 PM #13:	captpackrat posted... There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs. How you know that --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:914359402] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote>There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs.</quote> How you know that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_AdjI_ 12/18/18 8:27:11 PM #14:	captpackrat posted... There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs. Though as I understand it, the gelatin ones aren't that great. Suitably-sized plastic ones are better both in terms of durability and in sensation. <cite>_AdjI_ posted [p:914359640] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote>There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs.</quote> Though as I understand it, the gelatin ones aren't that great. Suitably-sized plastic ones are better both in terms of durability and in sensation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 12/18/18 9:49:07 PM #15:	_AdjI_ posted... captpackrat posted... There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs. Though as I understand it, the gelatin ones aren't that great. Suitably-sized plastic ones are better both in terms of durability and in sensation. The gelatin ones are supposed to be safer since they will eventually melt with body heat, just in case they get lost somewhere. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:914363866] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>_AdjI_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote>There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs.</quote> Though as I understand it, the gelatin ones aren't that great. Suitably-sized plastic ones are better both in terms of durability and in sensation.</quote> The gelatin ones are supposed to be safer since they will eventually melt with body heat, just in case they get lost somewhere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 12/20/18 2:40:17 AM #16:	captpackrat posted... _AdjI_ posted... captpackrat posted... There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs. Though as I understand it, the gelatin ones aren't that great. Suitably-sized plastic ones are better both in terms of durability and in sensation. The gelatin ones are supposed to be safer since they will eventually melt with body heat, just in case they get lost somewhere. They also have the added effect of alien goop dripping out of you after the impregnantion. --- John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:914430473] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote><cite>_AdjI_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>captpackrat posted...</cite> <quote>There's a company that makes an ovipositor dildo that injects you with gelatin eggs.</quote> Though as I understand it, the gelatin ones aren't that great. Suitably-sized plastic ones are better both in terms of durability and in sensation.</quote> The gelatin ones are supposed to be safer since they will eventually melt with body heat, just in case they get lost somewhere.</quote> They also have the added effect of alien goop dripping out of you after the impregnantion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 12/24/18 12:46:40 AM #17:	wolfy42 posted... Hey if that condom egg thing works, why don't they just do that with drugs? Holy shit, I think you might be onto something. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:914628072] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>Hey if that condom egg thing works, why don't they just do that with drugs?</quote> Holy shit, I think you might be onto something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 12/24/18 1:40:29 AM #18:	zebatov posted... I laid a golden egg on Saturday. That's when you poop on overtime. That's the dream right there. --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:914629639] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>zebatov posted...</cite> <quote>I laid a golden egg on Saturday. That's when you poop on overtime.</quote> That's the dream right there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 12/24/18 4:13:07 PM #19:	wolfy42 posted... Hey if that condom egg thing works, why don't they just do that with drugs? Constipation... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:914654412] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote><cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>Hey if that condom egg thing works, why don't they just do that with drugs?</quote> Constipation...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkKirby2500 12/24/18 4:17:09 PM #20:	This topic should have been "I may be a Manimal". Would have been better. --- The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. They're all complacent sheeple. Passion fights, but reason wins. <cite>DarkKirby2500 posted [p:914654606] in I may be a... [t:77314151]...</cite> <quote>This topic should have been "I may be a Manimal". Would have been better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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