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YoshitoKikuchi
12/17/18 8:59:12 PM
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DarthAragorn
12/17/18 8:59:45 PM
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The same reason TLJ couldn't have been a good movie

Had to subvert expectations
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OctilIery
12/17/18 8:59:52 PM
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Because The Mandarin is racist as fuck.
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Zikten
12/17/18 9:00:56 PM
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OctilIery posted...
Because The Mandarin is racist as fuck.

A Chinese wizard can't exist?
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littlebro07
12/17/18 9:02:57 PM
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Because PLOT TWIST
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BLAKUboy
12/17/18 9:06:11 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Because PLOT TWIST

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refmon
12/17/18 9:06:58 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Because PLOT TWIST

SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/17/18 9:57:25 PM
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au_gold
12/17/18 9:59:29 PM
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Because Guy Pierce shooting fire out of his mouth is clearly more intimidating.
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Milkman5
12/17/18 9:59:52 PM
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you have to subvert what to expect from a good movie
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YellowSUV
12/17/18 10:00:26 PM
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Because it wouldn't get a release in China then.
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bknight
12/17/18 10:10:43 PM
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Because Asian actors in Hollywood movies = box office death
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Link43130
12/17/18 10:12:13 PM
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cuz they basically did a modern day mandarin and it made people so mad lol
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Zikten
12/17/18 10:15:11 PM
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even if it was still a white man but they had him act like the actual Mandarin it would have been better. I probably still would have complained about the race swap. but it would have been less bad than what they did
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Mist_Turnips
12/17/18 10:18:15 PM
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OctilIery posted...
Because The Mandarin is racist as fuck.

Yes, because the MCU is completely incapable of changing things to be more diverse, progressive, and respectable. I'm sure making Mandarin less of a characture and an actual villain would be the most difficult thing to do in the MCU. Couldn't be that the director is an idiot.
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Zikten
12/17/18 10:20:33 PM
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also they still use the Mandarin sometimes in the comics, and they did update him. he's not a caricature anymore. hasn't been in decades
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Hayame Zero
12/17/18 10:26:09 PM
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ITT: people pointing out the race, when that wasn't even the issue with the character in the movie.

The issue was he turned out to be a clueless, lazy actor, when there was no Mandarin. That's like Superman getting ahold of Lex Luthor, only to find out he was a hired model, and some random LexCorp executive was the real head of the company.
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ultimate reaver
12/17/18 10:31:22 PM
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Iron Man has far and apart the worst marvel rogue gallery out of any of the major avengers, so seeing people pine for the fucking mandarin of all things is pretty funny
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kuwab0
12/17/18 10:35:12 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
Iron Man has far and apart the worst marvel rogue gallery out of any of the major avengers, so seeing people pine for the fucking mandarin of all things is pretty funny

You don't like Evil Iron Man or Evil Iron Man or even Evil Iron Man?
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pegusus123456
12/17/18 10:36:54 PM
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Hayame Zero posted...
ITT: people pointing out the race, when that wasn't even the issue with the character in the movie.

The issue was he turned out to be a clueless, lazy actor, when there was no Mandarin. That's like Superman getting ahold of Lex Luthor, only to find out he was a hired model, and some random LexCorp executive was the real head of the company.

It's not so much other people missing the point, it's that you completely missed what the topic was asking.
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OctilIery
12/17/18 10:39:48 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
OctilIery posted...
Because The Mandarin is racist as fuck.

Yes, because the MCU is completely incapable of changing things to be more diverse, progressive, and respectable. I'm sure making Mandarin less of a characture and an actual villain would be the most difficult thing to do in the MCU. Couldn't be that the director is an idiot.

The director has pretty conclusively proven he's a damn good director, tbqh.

The Mandarin is just not a great villain, and Iron Man 3 was a great movie as is.
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Webmaster4531
12/17/18 10:54:59 PM
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This is supposed to make it up for the Mandarin fans. They're probably not going to follow up on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mceyJxMuYFE" data-time="

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OffTempo
12/17/18 11:14:23 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
This is supposed to make it up for the Mandarin fans. They're probably not going to follow up on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mceyJxMuYFE" data-time="

This was actually pretty fun to watch
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Skye Reynolds
12/17/18 11:18:59 PM
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There are so many stupid, stupid decisions in live action superhero movies.

Galactus is a cloud.
Lex Luthor is young and has hair.
Rhino is a guy in a robot suit.
Deadpool has no mouth.
Mr. Freeze makes ice puns.
Poison Ivy dresses like a drag queen.

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pegusus123456
12/17/18 11:43:46 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Rhino is a guy in a robot suit.

I think that Rhino being a guy in a robot suit is pretty much mandatory if you don't want him to be utterly ridiculous in live action. Probably not exactly what ASM gave us, but something along those lines.
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Skye Reynolds
12/17/18 11:52:56 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Rhino is a guy in a robot suit.

I think that Rhino being a guy in a robot suit is pretty much mandatory if you don't want him to be utterly ridiculous in live action. Probably not exactly what ASM gave us, but something along those lines.


Why is Rhino anymore ridiculous than Hulk?
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pegusus123456
12/17/18 11:55:28 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Rhino is a guy in a robot suit.

I think that Rhino being a guy in a robot suit is pretty much mandatory if you don't want him to be utterly ridiculous in live action. Probably not exactly what ASM gave us, but something along those lines.


Why is Rhino anymore ridiculous than Hulk?

Because the Hulk is not in a big goofy rhino suit.
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Skye Reynolds
12/17/18 11:56:54 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Because the Hulk is not in a big goofy rhino suit.


What about the billionaire ninja in the goofy bat suit?
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pegusus123456
12/18/18 12:04:40 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Because the Hulk is not in a big goofy rhino suit.


What about the billionaire ninja in the goofy bat suit?

Batman's basically just in a black suit with some pointy ears and a cape and it still took them like six movies to make it look a bit normal.

Rhino is in a big grey bodysuit with hooves and a horn who literally charges into people headfirst. He is goofy as fuck.
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Darmik
12/18/18 12:07:55 AM
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Yeah I can't imagine a traditional Rhino design working very well in live action unless it was in Deadpool to make fun of.
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Skye Reynolds
12/18/18 12:12:52 AM
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What's so bad about a big guy with a horn? If they won't allow it to be a costume, just make him a mutation. There's nothing wrong with the rhino as a concept.

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pegusus123456
12/18/18 12:20:07 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
What's so bad about a big guy with a horn? If they won't allow it to be a costume, just make him a mutation. There's nothing wrong with the rhino as a concept.

TGnRRzo

Okay, now imagine that exact same thing in bright daylight and realize it will look dumb as hell.
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A Novel Idea
12/18/18 5:58:42 AM
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ultimate reaver posted...
Iron Man has far and apart the worst marvel rogue gallery out of any of the major avengers, so seeing people pine for the fucking mandarin of all things is pretty funny

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Skye Reynolds
12/18/18 10:46:29 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Okay, now imagine that exact same thing in bright daylight and realize it will look dumb as hell.


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Eh, it doesn't look that bad to me. Among characters like Groot, Rocket, Ant-Man, Squirrel Girl, Yondu, Mantis, Ultron, Vision, etc., Rhino would be in good company.

The way I see it, he could battle Spider-Man in a fight lasting about a minute and a half and played serious rather than for comedy. Then, we could relent a little and allow the fight to end in a joke where Rhino gets his horn stuck in a heavy object or goes tumbling off the side of a bridge.

And if the actor who plays Rhino does a good job, we could bring him back in a subsequent movie to trade punches with a big guy like Hulk or Drax.
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Deadpool_18
12/18/18 11:24:43 AM
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OctilIery posted...
Because The Mandarin is racist as fuck.


No more racist than Black Panther or Man Ape.
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Skye Reynolds
12/18/18 1:39:41 PM
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Mandarin is a pretty racist name. That's the part of the character that needs to change.

If you had a Japanese villain named the Shogunate, you could change him from a masked shogun to a man in a business suit. You could make him blue skinned. It wouldn't matter. As long as he had that name, he'd feel like he was anti-Japanese in his creation. That's the problem Mandarin faces.

Even a white guy named Mandarin would be a bad idea. So it's odd to me that the film threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth. If they could change the names of Miss Marvel and Invisible Girl, why not change the blatantly racist title?
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OctilIery
12/18/18 3:31:44 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Eh, it doesn't look that bad to me.

Everything about Guyver was bad.

Deadpool_18 posted...
OctilIery posted...
Because The Mandarin is racist as fuck.


No more racist than Black Panther or Man Ape.

Rofl
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JONICS
12/18/18 3:32:18 PM
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Im still pissed off at that goddamn twist
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