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littlebro07
12/17/18 8:23:08 PM
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Been constipated awhile and sick of it. So here we are.

I feel a disturbance in my stomach.
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Awesome
12/17/18 8:23:53 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/17/18 8:25:47 PM
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Sounds like fun honestly. Nothin better than spraying shit all over the toilet for 15 minutes straight.
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littlebro07
12/17/18 8:33:10 PM
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I really need to invest in a more comfortable toilet seat. God damn.
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1337toothbrush
12/17/18 8:37:13 PM
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Should've used an enema. More fun that way.
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littlebro07
12/17/18 8:49:40 PM
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Nothing has happened yet. The rumbling was a fart. I got off the toilet to play some Red Dead 2 for a bit.
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industrializeit
12/17/18 9:37:20 PM
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Go get some Taco Bell tc, you will shit bricks soon. The laxative wasn't even required.
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littlebro07
12/18/18 12:46:39 AM
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Still haven't pooped god damn it

And Taco Bell doesn't help

Nothing helps

I've had little rabbit shits after straining to push them out for ages now. My diet fucking sucks though.
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industrializeit
12/18/18 2:23:01 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Still haven't pooped god damn it

And Taco Bell doesn't help

Nothing helps

I've had little rabbit shits after straining to push them out for ages now. My diet fucking sucks though.

Oh wow Taco Bell didn't work? Always makes my poop soon after. Epsom salts can be used as a laxative, but I've never done that. Don't know how well that will work, but maybe worth a try.
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gamestunner
12/18/18 2:37:41 AM
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industrializeit posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Still haven't pooped god damn it

And Taco Bell doesn't help

Nothing helps

I've had little rabbit shits after straining to push them out for ages now. My diet fucking sucks though.

Oh wow Taco Bell didn't work? Always makes my poop soon after. Epsom salts can be used as a laxative, but I've never done that. Don't know how well that will work, but maybe worth a try.


Not everyone has a weak stomach.
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rikasa
12/18/18 2:38:10 AM
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What kind? Pills don't do shit. I recommend a bottle of magnesium citrate which should be at any store in the pharmacy section.
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SuperExcitebike
12/18/18 3:23:20 AM
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Coffee always works for me
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Nightmare_Luna
12/18/18 3:24:11 AM
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rikasa posted...
What kind? Pills don't do shit. I recommend a bottle of magnesium citrate which should be at any store in the pharmacy section.

this, down a bottle of that and you'll be fine
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