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Touch
12/17/18 2:09:11 PM
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When he gets back from delivering everything?
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BuckVanHammer
12/17/18 2:09:50 PM
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Is monkey sex really that crazy?
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WaterLink
12/17/18 2:11:34 PM
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No she doesnt give him any anymore. Why do you think he goes on a worldwide bender to "spread joy" once a year and September birthdays are so popular?
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Touch
12/17/18 2:12:59 PM
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WaterLink posted...
No she doesnt give him any anymore. Why do you think he goes on a worldwide bender to "spread joy" once a year and September birthdays are so popular?

September birthdays are popular?
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BuckVanHammer
12/17/18 2:13:47 PM
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Early sep late aug seem pretry popular.
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Touch
12/17/18 2:23:51 PM
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I never noticed <__<
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GAMERCAMRY
12/17/18 2:24:24 PM
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The elves are their kids
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Vegy's boyfriend
They call him Vegy, I call him Daddy
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WaterLink
12/17/18 2:26:06 PM
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/18 2:27:55 PM
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DK9292
12/17/18 2:29:15 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
Is monkey sex really that crazy?

Look up bonobos.
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eston
12/17/18 2:32:50 PM
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He's an old ass man who loves in the arctic

Santa hasn't been hard in probably decades
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RiderofHogs
12/17/18 2:38:56 PM
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Nah, he is with her every other night of the year. That night the elves run a Polar Express on her while Santa comes down the chimney of some lucky good girls.
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Questionmarktarius
12/17/18 2:42:03 PM
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Make sure to leave some bourbon and viagra out for Santa.
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WaterLink
12/17/18 2:49:25 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Nah, he is with her every other night of the year. That night the elves run a Polar Express on her while Santa comes down the chimney of some lucky good girls.

He'll even go for the naughty ones too. That's why he keeps a list so he can fulfill their requests appropriately
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