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YoshitoKikuchi
12/16/18 11:09:51 PM
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What kinks does she have?
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catboy0_0
12/16/18 11:11:22 PM
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she's probably lazy and boring and makes you guys play her music during
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SauI_Goodman
12/16/18 11:12:07 PM
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Probably really vanilla.
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DarthAragorn
12/16/18 11:12:13 PM
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Dead fish
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DrizztLink
12/16/18 11:14:16 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Dead fish

Yeah, we knew about the smell, but what would she do?
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Ving_Rhames
12/16/18 11:16:09 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
she's probably lazy and boring and makes you guys play her music during

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MabusIncarnate
12/16/18 11:17:53 PM
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Two position kinda gal, and thinks putting a penis in her mouth is yucky.
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Zodd3224
12/16/18 11:18:44 PM
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She probably enjoys being tied up, spanked, and going ass to mouth
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Reis
12/16/18 11:18:54 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
She probably enjoys being tied up, spanked, and going ass to mouth
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AlephZero
12/16/18 11:33:44 PM
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if you're lucky you get an unenthusiastic handjob on your birthday
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/17/18 12:17:08 AM
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AlephZero posted...
if you're lucky you get an unenthusiastic handjob on your birthday


lol
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Ultima Dragon
12/17/18 12:19:21 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Two position kinda gal, and thinks putting a penis in her mouth is yucky.


Yeah, this seems pretty likely. Probably why she can't keep a man.
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DarthGravid
12/17/18 12:21:18 AM
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She's probably terrible in bed. She's also welcome to prove me wrong.
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YookaLaylee
12/17/18 12:21:55 AM
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She looks like she would enjoy pegging guys
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008Zulu
12/17/18 12:27:56 AM
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Lets be honest, if you say she is anything less than a sex goddess, she'll probably write a song about you. And it will not be nice.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/17/18 8:06:56 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
She looks like she would enjoy pegging guys


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andel
12/17/18 8:08:04 PM
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she is probably into super nasty stuff
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hitokoriX
12/17/18 8:09:35 PM
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It's always the plainest chicks that are the craziest
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littlebro07
12/17/18 8:11:23 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Dead fish

Yeah, we knew about the smell, but what would she do?



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Crimson_Angel
12/17/18 8:12:50 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
She looks like she would enjoy pegging guys

Hot
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s0nicfan
12/17/18 8:13:38 PM
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008Zulu posted...
Lets be honest, if you say she is anything less than a sex goddess, she'll probably write a song about you. And it will not be nice.


To be fair, Taylor Swift is like the Eagles: win or lose, good or bad, you know they are going to make a scene after.
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SchoolForAnts
12/17/18 8:14:13 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
What kinks does she have?


She strikes me as vanilla, and she probably keeps her shirt on or keeps the lights off
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CADE FOSTER
12/17/18 8:15:08 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/19/18 3:09:14 PM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
What kinks does she have?


She strikes me as vanilla, and she probably keeps her shirt on or keeps the lights off


Hmm
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SchoolForAnts
12/19/18 3:10:23 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SchoolForAnts posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
What kinks does she have?


She strikes me as vanilla, and she probably keeps her shirt on or keeps the lights off


Hmm


She probably doesnt do oral either.

The so pretty it hurts but dead fish in the bed thing is real
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eston
12/19/18 3:10:27 PM
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She seems like the type of girl to leave her shirt on during sex

And don't you dare touch her hair
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Sunhawk
12/19/18 3:10:33 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Two position kinda gal, and thinks putting a penis in her mouth is yucky.


This made me laugh. Missionary and cowgirl are probably the only ones she knows.

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FarFromFields
12/19/18 3:11:19 PM
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Not to mention she has zero curves.
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SchoolForAnts
12/19/18 3:12:26 PM
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FarFromFields posted...
Not to mention she has zero curves.


She had amazing legs up until the 1989 record
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FarFromFields
12/19/18 3:14:14 PM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
FarFromFields posted...
Not to mention she has zero curves.


She had amazing legs up until the 1989 record

That doesn't really count as curves unless we're talking about some thick thighs.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/19/18 3:14:40 PM
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She refuses to have sex while not in a spongebob costume.
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MacDaMurderer
12/19/18 3:18:54 PM
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Definitely hates doggy
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DrizztLink
12/19/18 3:20:05 PM
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MacDaMurderer posted...
Definitely hates doggy

That's common courtesy on her part.

Otherwise you're gonna cut yourself on those hip bones.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
12/19/18 3:23:22 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Im putting money on her being a freak. It may not have always been the case but shes nutty and usually the crazy ones can ride a dick.

This made me laugh.
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Kitt
12/19/18 3:23:31 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
she's probably lazy and boring and makes you guys play her music during

This made me laugh way more than it should have.
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