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Smashingpmkns
12/14/18 8:35:26 PM
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I start on Monday and she said to bring it in and she'll whoop me at Smash. We talked about games for a little after my interview because she has figures on her desk. Dunno if this is a trap or what. Also dont know if I should whoop her if i do bring it lol
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C_Pain
12/14/18 8:36:24 PM
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That's cute
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AvantgardeAClue
12/14/18 8:40:06 PM
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I wouldn't, depending on the mood it could be a test of character
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YookaLaylee
12/14/18 8:41:46 PM
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Bring it with you but dont mention it or take it out unless she brings it up first
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/14/18 8:43:01 PM
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She wants to see if you're competitive. So if you lose kick a hold in her wall and flip her desk over. She'll know you are passionate.
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Smashingpmkns
12/14/18 8:47:09 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Bring it with you but dont mention it or take it out unless she brings it up first


Good idea.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
She wants to see if you're competitive. So if you lose kick a hold in her wall and flip her desk over. She'll know you are passionate.


Losing is a choice here most likely lol
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FL81
12/16/18 4:25:48 PM
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NeonOctopus
12/16/18 4:29:49 PM
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The-19th-Sparta
12/16/18 4:36:31 PM
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Remember to pick Zero Suit Samus and continually point out how hot she is while fighting.
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NeonOctopus
12/16/18 4:37:56 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
Remember to pick Zero Suit Samus and continually point out how hot she is while fighting.

Or pick Peach and use her up-tilt, then pause and complain about how you can't see her panties anymore unlike the older smash games
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GrindcoreShark
12/16/18 4:38:41 PM
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CyricZ
12/16/18 4:43:35 PM
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What's the job?
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Smashingpmkns
12/16/18 4:51:48 PM
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Great responses so far lol

CyricZ posted...
What's the job?


Data analyst position. Def not a start up company. Was a transfer within so I've been around for a few years.
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UltraDeku
12/16/18 4:54:06 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Also dont know if I should whoop her if i do bring it lol

You have to. Your job depends on it.
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Wedge Antilles
12/16/18 4:58:31 PM
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Beat her using Pichu. Assert dominance.
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Smashingpmkns
12/16/18 5:01:47 PM
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I'm a Richter main so there's a 75% chance she'll fire me out of frustration.
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SuperExcitebike
12/16/18 5:01:53 PM
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She was just making small talk. Don't actually take your video games to work
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Damn_Underscore
12/16/18 5:03:13 PM
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She expects you to pussy out and not bring your Switch to work.
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creativeme
12/16/18 5:18:25 PM
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how old is she? is she attractive?

and she probably just means to play it while on break. not really a big deal. i doubt she's gonna just sit there with you playing smash your whole 8 hours <_<
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Smashingpmkns
12/16/18 5:28:07 PM
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SuperExcitebike posted...
She was just making small talk. Don't actually take your video games to work


She messaged me over Skype business on my second to last day of my previous job. I thinks shes srs lol

I'll bring the game in my backpack and see what's up.
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mhbigboss
12/16/18 5:30:16 PM
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Just bring it with you but don't bring it up until she does.
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bnui_ransder
12/17/18 7:19:39 PM
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So how did it go?

I N E E D T O K N O W
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Drpooplol
12/17/18 7:22:41 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
So how did it go?

I N E E D T O K N O W

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OffTempo
12/17/18 7:24:52 PM
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I'm interested now.
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CM_Ponch
12/17/18 7:28:58 PM
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lww99
12/17/18 7:31:29 PM
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sylverlolol
12/17/18 7:32:57 PM
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pls respond
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Squall28
12/17/18 7:33:36 PM
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sylverlolol posted...
pls respond


TC got fired.
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Damn_Underscore
12/17/18 7:33:46 PM
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he brought his switch got fired and lost his house and computer
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lww99
12/17/18 8:23:10 PM
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Or hes boning his new boss because she really wanted Smash
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Smashingpmkns
12/17/18 9:40:16 PM
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Just got out a few hours ago. We ended up playing a few rounds but some shit came up so we stopped pretty early on. I guess all of my coworkers have a Switch and they regularly reserve the conference room to play games together. We'll probably play more sometime this week.

Shit was weird not gonna lie lol
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Blue_Inigo
12/17/18 9:42:06 PM
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Smash her
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