Current Events > Listen to your elders, except when they say racist shit.

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Just some words of advice from me.
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yea, once my uncle was drunk, and he started ranting about Jewish people.

I never looked at him the same.
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boxington posted...

yea, once my uncle was drunk, and he started ranting about Jewish people.

I never looked at him the same.

I once introduced a Filipino friend to my grandpa and he said "we kicked your ass in world war 2"
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Uncle: Hey kid, touch my penis.

Me: *flashback of @HenryAllbright telling me to listen to my elders*
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Oh I get it its sexual abuse joke
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frozenshock posted...

I once introduced a Filipino friend to my grandpa and he said "we kicked your ass in world war 2"

a lot of people from that generation didn't understand the difference between all the different nations of Asia. and thought it was just all Japan.

Doe posted...

Oh I get it its sexual abuse joke

Glad somebody gets the complexity of my humor. Im basically Rick & Morty except smarter.
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my wife is venezuelan and it's awkward af when my trump supporting father starts his shit around her
the last gem he said was "build the wall" *looks at her* "but let the pretty ones in"
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Uncle: Hey kid, touch my penis.

Me: *flashback of @HenryAllbright telling me to listen to my elders*

And then you touch his penis because you're a consenting adult.
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