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Philoktetes
12/05/18 11:16:15 PM
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The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was fucking annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so fucking soft...it was fucking amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the heck out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.

Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.

You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
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LookANinja
12/05/18 11:17:27 PM
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Forlorn_Ass
12/05/18 11:18:03 PM
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Nice
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SauI_Goodman
12/05/18 11:18:26 PM
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You can cuddle for free. Women love cuddling.
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Dark_SilverX
12/05/18 11:18:27 PM
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I believe this because my coworker was paying a woman's car notes just for a hug and a kiss he never got
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Hop103
12/05/18 11:23:39 PM
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I don't see the appeal in this, just get a dakimakura and it's all you can hug (and is usually cheaper as well).
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Alexanaxela
12/06/18 5:39:34 PM
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got any tips for the rest of us that can't get this far tc?
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bulletproofvita
12/06/18 5:40:58 PM
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LookANinja posted...
sigh

Oh man
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Giant_Aspirin
12/06/18 5:41:58 PM
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guys, this is copypasta. tc does this a lot.

https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/holy-god-at-this-post-on-4chans-a-board.181157430/
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Akagami_Shanks
12/06/18 5:44:41 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
I believe this because my coworker was paying a woman's car notes just for a hug and a kiss he never got

but why
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bulletproofvita
12/06/18 5:45:50 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
Dark_SilverX posted...
I believe this because my coworker was paying a woman's car notes just for a hug and a kiss he never got

but why

Fuckin sad.
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HiddenLurker
12/06/18 5:45:52 PM
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Should have made her say "I love money" cause she would have said it 100 times per hour.
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Zikten
12/06/18 5:51:48 PM
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I could never do that. I wouldn't force someone to spend time with me when they don't want to be there
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juicebox4
12/06/18 6:07:34 PM
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man I'd pay a girl to NOT cuddle and just stick to her side after sex lol
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