Current Events > I matched with a supposed prostitute just now on Tinder

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JTilly
12/03/18 9:26:19 PM
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https://imgur.com/a/NBX9Y9P

I dont know how to embed give me a minute

https://imgur.com/C7jLstC
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JTilly
12/03/18 9:27:11 PM
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Would you have done it CE?
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JTilly
12/03/18 9:29:09 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
Access to i.imgur.com was denied You don't have authorization to view this page.
HTTP ERROR 403

Should be good now
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X-Pac_Heat
12/03/18 9:30:40 PM
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She doesn't look like a 250 an hour fuck to me.
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vbty3
12/03/18 9:33:38 PM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
She doesn't look like a 250 an hour fuck to me.

$2.50 an hour
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GasMonkey
12/03/18 9:35:29 PM
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is she paying you?
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Fenrimis
12/03/18 9:43:50 PM
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$250/hr? I've seen a live-streamer get "pranked" with two actually hot girls that were gonna do a threesome for $200/hr.
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JTilly
12/03/18 9:52:38 PM
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X-Pac_Heat posted...
She doesn't look like a 250 an hour fuck to me.

Yeah, not really. Sure would be nice to get laid though . Its been a while...

Looks like none of the CEmen would have done it either
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Muffinz0rz
12/03/18 9:54:32 PM
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Use imgtc.com, that will embed.

on-topic: spend that $250 somewhere else lmao
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Crayon_Lover
12/03/18 9:55:30 PM
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You super liked her? >_>
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JTilly
12/03/18 9:56:17 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Use imgtc.com, that will embed.

on-topic: spend that $250 somewhere else lmao

Roger!
Crayon_Lover posted...
You super liked her? >_>

It was an accident..
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EdgeMaster
12/03/18 10:07:21 PM
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That chick is trying to hustle you. Should have offered like $50 if only to fuck with her lol.

Wouldve played the end different too...
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Orlando_Jordan
12/03/18 10:08:45 PM
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LOL at her thinking anyone would pay for nudes when they could get HD porn for free.
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JTilly
12/03/18 10:11:13 PM
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EdgeMaster posted...
That chick is trying to hustle you. Should have offered like $50 if only to fuck with her lol.

Wouldve played the end different too...

What do you think you would have said dif for the end?
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JTilly
12/03/18 10:11:26 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
LOL at her thinking anyone would pay for nudes when they could get HD porn for free.

Ikr..
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Crayon_Lover
12/03/18 10:15:29 PM
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JTilly posted...

It was an accident..

Fair enough. How much success have you had with that opener?
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JTilly
12/03/18 10:19:52 PM
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Crayon_Lover posted...
JTilly posted...

It was an accident..

Fair enough. How much success have you had with that opener?

That was the first time I have used it. I have never had success on Tinder honestly
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rikasa
12/03/18 10:21:26 PM
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"literal prostitute" nah she's just fucking with you. you cemented yourself as a bobby beta bucks at BEST with that opener
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Nintendo415
12/03/18 10:24:01 PM
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Damn, not even for free talk about taking a Grenade! Dont do it TC but try and score us some nudes of this water buffalo
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tremain07
12/03/18 10:25:11 PM
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"My first client"
*Bullshit alarm goes off*

But yeah, unless you were messing with her never never ever ever offer to pay for nudes.
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Nintendo415
12/03/18 10:26:01 PM
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Update us on this Chat TC
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Smashingpmkns
12/03/18 10:29:11 PM
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That girl is fat. $250 pays for her lunch.
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JTilly
12/03/18 10:36:48 PM
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rikasa posted...
"literal prostitute" nah she's just fucking with you. you cemented yourself as a bobby beta bucks at BEST with that opener

What?!

tremain07 posted...
"My first client"
*Bullshit alarm goes off*

But yeah, unless you were messing with her never never ever ever offer to pay for nudes.

I definitely wasnt finna pay for nudes.

Nintendo415 posted...
Update us on this Chat TC

I dont know that I will ever speak to her again. But if I do, Ill post, sure lol.
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JTilly
12/03/18 11:35:45 PM
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Right now Im about drunk enough to do it XD

But whiskey dick is real
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JTilly
12/04/18 12:54:26 AM
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She is kinda fat and uggo, but sometimes an fat ass aint bad
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EdgeMaster
12/04/18 1:49:48 PM
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JTilly posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
That chick is trying to hustle you. Should have offered like $50 if only to fuck with her lol.

Wouldve played the end different too...

What do you think you would have said dif for the end?


She was playing the cards the whole way, you offered $200 and she counter offered $250 (despite never having sold sex before...).

You shouldve turned the conversation much earlier.

I think the emoji at the end overdid it. You pretty much set it up that shes not gonna talk to you unless you hit her up with $250 in hand....

You shouldve teased her and been sweet but been reluctant to give in.
Something like Tempting... I bet you are cute naked

she would probably reply with something along the lines of asking for money,

you reply saying pictures are great and all but prob wouldnt do her justice, etc. tell her you want to see in person and invite her over.

Get her comfortable, tell her shes pretty, etc. shes naked already so just make a play, make out with her and escalate. If she says she insists on money to go farther tease her saying you arent sure how good she is, but you can definitely promise lunch after you wear her out.

Just basically get her over in person, turn her on and its gg.
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Carlbertomfg
12/04/18 2:09:44 PM
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Ooey.

I think I'd prefer Lefty Lucy.
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ChewedMint
12/04/18 2:25:09 PM
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LMAO
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JTilly
12/04/18 6:34:39 PM
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EdgeMaster posted...
JTilly posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
That chick is trying to hustle you. Should have offered like $50 if only to fuck with her lol.

Wouldve played the end different too...

What do you think you would have said dif for the end?


She was playing the cards the whole way, you offered $200 and she counter offered $250 (despite never having sold sex before...).

You shouldve turned the conversation much earlier.

I think the emoji at the end overdid it. You pretty much set it up that shes not gonna talk to you unless you hit her up with $250 in hand....

You shouldve teased her and been sweet but been reluctant to give in.
Something like Tempting... I bet you are cute naked

she would probably reply with something along the lines of asking for money,

you reply saying pictures are great and all but prob wouldnt do her justice, etc. tell her you want to see in person and invite her over.

Get her comfortable, tell her shes pretty, etc. shes naked already so just make a play, make out with her and escalate. If she says she insists on money to go farther tease her saying you arent sure how good she is, but you can definitely promise lunch after you wear her out.

Just basically get her over in person, turn her on and its gg.

Damn bro.. I like it, you put alot of thought there.

Would you have banged her though?
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nevershine
12/04/18 6:37:38 PM
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Welcome to the wonderful world of STDs!
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darkphoenix181
12/04/18 6:39:00 PM
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Literal evidence of you illegally buyinh sex services.

Not bright tc
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EdgeMaster
12/04/18 6:39:29 PM
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JTilly posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
JTilly posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
That chick is trying to hustle you. Should have offered like $50 if only to fuck with her lol.

Wouldve played the end different too...

What do you think you would have said dif for the end?


She was playing the cards the whole way, you offered $200 and she counter offered $250 (despite never having sold sex before...).

You shouldve turned the conversation much earlier.

I think the emoji at the end overdid it. You pretty much set it up that shes not gonna talk to you unless you hit her up with $250 in hand....

You shouldve teased her and been sweet but been reluctant to give in.
Something like Tempting... I bet you are cute naked

she would probably reply with something along the lines of asking for money,

you reply saying pictures are great and all but prob wouldnt do her justice, etc. tell her you want to see in person and invite her over.

Get her comfortable, tell her shes pretty, etc. shes naked already so just make a play, make out with her and escalate. If she says she insists on money to go farther tease her saying you arent sure how good she is, but you can definitely promise lunch after you wear her out.

Just basically get her over in person, turn her on and its gg.

Damn bro.. I like it, you put alot of thought there.

Would you have banged her though?


Just speaking from experience lol.

Im not sure, cant really tell how she looks from thumbnails. Either way in your case it wouldve been easy and you could do it for the exp.
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A_Good_Boy
12/04/18 6:40:00 PM
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33 miles and 250 doesn't seem worth it.
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