Current Events > The Brittney Griner/Glory Johnson arc is the weirdest shit ever

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Milkman5
12/03/18 6:22:08 AM
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They are both WNBA players that got married a couple years back.

Glory Johnson claims that she isn't attracted to women at all and that she is 100% straight and she is repulsed by women and attracted to men. She says for some reason Brittney is different and she doesn't really view her as a woman so they got married (???).

Apparently Brittney Griner constantly hit on her while they played since Brittney is a raging lesbian.

Anyway, one day Brittney Griner beats the living FUCK out of Glory Johnson.

So they are both suspended from the WNBA and Brittney Griner has to go to domestic abuse counselling.

Then they both announce that Glory is pregnant and that they are having kids. Then literally the next day Brittney Griner files for a divorce for fraud or something.

Then the court rules that Brittney Griner must pay child support for these kids. Almost her entire paycheck.

They were only married for a month. The kids are not related to Brittney Griner whatsoever, Glory got IVF treatment, I guess behind her back, who knows.

The kids are white for some reason too even though they are both black (why would she pick a white donor?)

Man, the whole thing is strange as fuck
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Milkman5
12/03/18 6:23:14 AM
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Also now Glory is back to dating only men and Brittney Griner has to pay for Glory's new family (lmao!)
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EzeDoesIt
12/03/18 6:25:04 AM
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Wow, I know Brittney Griner but hadnt heard anything about all this, that is crazy. Also thought she was older than 28 by now.
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solosnake
12/03/18 6:27:00 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Also now Glory is back to dating only men and Brittney Griner has to pay for Glory's new family (lmao!)

lmao, some women really know how to play the game. Just heartless yo

Never piss the wrong woman off or you WILL lose
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GiftedACIII
12/03/18 6:35:22 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
???

my reaction throughout the whole thing
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/03/18 6:39:46 AM
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solosnake
12/03/18 6:42:19 AM
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http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/042815_britney_griner_911.mp3
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Milkman5
12/03/18 6:54:44 AM
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solosnake posted...


the fuck.

Is that Glory screaming >_>
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Milkman5
12/03/18 6:55:03 AM
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imagine beating your wife in front of her family
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SF_Okami
12/05/18 12:18:23 AM
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On an unrelated note, Breanna Stewart is OP as fuck.
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Ivynn
12/05/18 12:18:48 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Milkman5 posted...
???

my reaction throughout the whole thing

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SubtletyRefuge
12/07/18 5:09:31 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Why have I not heard of any of this? Oh
WNBA
That's why

A shame since this is the craziest celebrity drama I've seen
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TheoryzC
12/07/18 5:17:18 AM
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Damn I thought this was about the hot Brittney. Not Spears
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Kineth
12/07/18 5:18:43 AM
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Brittney just been getting crazier and crazier.
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smoke_break
12/07/18 5:22:35 AM
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Griner a bust, give me Cambage any day
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SubtletyRefuge
12/09/18 2:50:51 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Why have I not heard of any of this? Oh
WNBA
That's why

A shame since this is the craziest celebrity drama I've seen
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WaterLink
12/09/18 3:04:35 AM
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I havent heard anything about this, but looking at this is seems Griner is a piece of shit so:

Milkman5 posted...
Also now Glory is back to dating only men and Brittney Griner has to pay for Glory's new family (lmao!)

Fair, next.
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gamepimp12
12/09/18 3:07:43 AM
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You forgot Brit claim that while they tried to have kids with ivf that her wife behind her back got pregnant the normal way.
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solosnake
12/09/18 3:09:08 AM
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lmao @ the 911 dispatcher

"Is it a man and a woman or two woman"

"Uh they are both women but....."
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