Current Events > Millennials should not be allowed to name children.

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specialkid8
12/01/18 7:32:24 PM
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Braxton?
Brayden?
Anything else that ends in -ayden?
Gray?
Saylor?
Hill?

Where did this shit come from? Are kids with names like Michael and John getting made fun of in school now?
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MrK3V
12/01/18 7:33:15 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
12/01/18 7:33:55 PM
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Vicious_Dios
12/01/18 7:34:12 PM
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FvP
12/01/18 7:34:22 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
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Damn_Underscore
12/01/18 7:35:30 PM
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Imagine if Saylor's last name was Moon
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Sabram
12/01/18 7:40:06 PM
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I'm technically a millennial and I named my daughter Diana. What now?
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Laserion
12/01/18 7:41:59 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Imagine if Saylor's last name was Moon

There is a Mrs. Moon in my school.
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RiderofHogs
12/01/18 7:42:06 PM
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Sabram posted...
I'm technically a millennial and I named my daughter Diana. What now?

Are you a pre-Digital Age millennial?
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eston
12/01/18 7:43:51 PM
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powerman1426
12/01/18 7:45:07 PM
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BLAKUboy
12/01/18 7:45:17 PM
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FvP posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Abcde

I find it funny CE is just now finding out about this name. It's been around for quite a while.
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specialkid8
12/01/18 7:47:29 PM
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Sabram posted...
I'm technically a millennial and I named my daughter Diana. What now?


You may keep her. But only if you train her to be a hunter or warrior.
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Mareen
12/01/18 7:48:53 PM
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You're special.
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Axiom
12/01/18 7:49:22 PM
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This is such a millennial topic
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Damn_Underscore
12/01/18 7:49:48 PM
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Braxton has been used as a name since before you were even planned. What are you on about


Found the guy named Braxton
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Solar_Crimson
12/01/18 7:50:00 PM
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FvP posted...
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Abcde

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Kombucha
12/01/18 7:50:00 PM
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Maybe they're using name generators online.
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KobeSystem
12/01/18 7:50:55 PM
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I'm a millennial I'm gonna name my kid Ivandrago
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Damn_Underscore
12/01/18 7:52:40 PM
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Conflict posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
Conflict posted...
Braxton has been used as a name since before you were even planned. What are you on about


Found the guy named Braxton


This actually sounded better in your head


Found the guy whose father, grandfather, and great grandfather were also named Braxton
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RiderofHogs
12/01/18 7:54:15 PM
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KobeSystem posted...
I'm a millennial I'm gonna name my kid Ivandrago

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Ultima Dragon
12/01/18 7:56:13 PM
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The ones that always get me are the common names with snowflake spellings.

Do parents ever think of how much of a pain in the ass that will be when their kid has to spell out their name several times for someone, only to have them still get it wrong?
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Damn_Underscore
12/01/18 7:56:50 PM
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Conflict posted...
There's definitely something with wrong with you


Found the guy who also named his son Braxton
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SH_expert44
12/01/18 8:00:15 PM
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or the ones who spin the name wheel and end up with something like larquandatorious and it is pronounced like Steve.
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Laserion
12/01/18 8:02:06 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
The ones that always get me are the common names with snowflake spellings.

Do parents ever think of how much of a pain in the ass that will be when their kid has to spell out their name several times for someone, only to have them still get it wrong?

This reminds me of this, from 2003.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/843462/posts
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specialkid8
12/01/18 8:02:25 PM
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Conflict posted...
There's definitely something with wrong with you


Sorry. I really meant no offense, Brax.
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Bananana
12/01/18 8:27:49 PM
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Imagine caring about names this much lmao

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Kombucha
12/01/18 8:30:02 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/01/18 8:30:39 PM
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Keighlynnh
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Orlando_Jordan
12/01/18 8:31:21 PM
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Kids named Aiden will be shoved into trashcans and lockers.
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Sabram
12/02/18 6:53:30 AM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Sabram posted...
I'm technically a millennial and I named my daughter Diana. What now?

Are you a pre-Digital Age millennial?

Meaning what exactly?
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Sphyx
12/02/18 6:57:19 AM
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At least they didn't popularise names like Egbert and Gertrude.
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RiderofHogs
12/02/18 2:40:13 PM
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Sabram posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Sabram posted...
I'm technically a millennial and I named my daughter Diana. What now?

Are you a pre-Digital Age millennial?

Meaning what exactly?

I would say class of 04 or lower.
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DarthDemented
12/02/18 2:46:24 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
The ones that always get me are the common names with snowflake spellings.

Do parents ever think of how much of a pain in the ass that will be when their kid has to spell out their name several times for someone, only to have them still get it wrong?

My sister in law spelled my niece's name Aimee. Instead of just Amy. I named my kid David. Yes pre digital age.
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YookaLaylee
12/02/18 2:48:23 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Braxton?
Brayden?
Anything else that ends in -ayden?
Gray?
Saylor?
Hill?

Where did this shit come from? Are kids with names like Michael and John getting made fun of in school now?

Ive never met anyone named John (besides my grandfather). I know some people named Jonathan though lol
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eggcorn
12/02/18 2:49:04 PM
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MrK3V posted...
Well Okayden

topic should have been closed and stickied after post 2.
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Hexenherz
12/02/18 2:49:18 PM
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Nih-vay-uh (like Nivea).
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Trickfinger
12/02/18 2:49:25 PM
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electricbugs2
12/02/18 2:50:56 PM
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If I have a daughter her name will be Ophelia/Ofelia, come at me.
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Hexenherz
12/02/18 2:51:12 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
Ultima Dragon posted...
The ones that always get me are the common names with snowflake spellings.

Do parents ever think of how much of a pain in the ass that will be when their kid has to spell out their name several times for someone, only to have them still get it wrong?

My sister in law spelled my niece's name Aimee. Instead of just Amy. I named my kid David. Yes pre digital age.

Aimee is the french spelling so that's legit.
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RiderofHogs
12/02/18 2:52:00 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
If I have a daughter her name will be Ophelia/Ofelia, come at me.

After the Lumineers song?
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YookaLaylee
12/02/18 2:52:33 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
If I have a daughter her name will be Ophelia/Ofelia, come at me.

After the Lumineers song?

From Hamlet
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electricbugs2
12/02/18 2:52:58 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
If I have a daughter her name will be Ophelia/Ofelia, come at me.

After the Lumineers song?

No, PL.
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Bruce_Somali
12/02/18 2:54:17 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Braxton?
Brayden?
Anything else that ends in -ayden?
Gray?
Saylor?
Hill?

Where did this shit come from? Are kids with names like Michael and John getting made fun of in school now?


Jayden
Brayden
Hayden
Kayden
Grayden
Payden

Ugh. The only scenario that justifies those names is if a household all has like 6 "-ayden" names. That way if they all contract food poisoning/the flu they lie around puking and moaning "Braaaayydeennn..." "Jaaaaydeeenn..." etc. Idk, but that is fucking hilarious to me.
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HylianFox
12/02/18 2:55:26 PM
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people have been giving their children dumb names since time immemorial
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Sabram
12/02/18 3:26:17 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Sabram posted...
RiderofHogs posted...
Sabram posted...
I'm technically a millennial and I named my daughter Diana. What now?

Are you a pre-Digital Age millennial?

Meaning what exactly?

I would say class of 04 or lower.

Again then barely, class of '03
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