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Tom Bombadil
08/16/19 4:47:54 PM
#352:


in the meantime
no mashup because rave doesn't wanna work but

Show 39: Redemption

(let me know if you don't wanna be tagged but I figured that might be nice to do for everybody)

-Scare is in the ring to welcome the UCA Champ, Bangladesh Dupree. Bang rambles for a while, bored since she doesn't have a match tonight. She delivers a long-winded and rambling promo about everything that comes into her head. Suddenly, sneaking up behind her with dog-like stealth, is Panthera! THE POUNCE! Panth gives us a good bark over the fallen champ.

- @Korayashi is here to remind us that mustaches are NOT beards, so Mario doesn't get a pass tonight.

-Mastery of Taybles: Champion Korayashi v. Mario
Kora shrugs off a series of blows and hits a slam instead. Mario retaliates with a flying hip drop. Mario sends Kora into the ropes with a standing dropkick, then onto the apron with a second. Running dropkick....sends Kora through a tayble! Man, Mario just took those shots and came right back!
Winner and NEW MoT: Mario

-Cueto is tired of dealing with Bowser's ego, and doesn't even know why David's here. Hopefully they bump each other off tonight, because he's tired of this feud.

-Hardcore Title: Champion Bowser v. @davidponte
David comes loaded for BEAR, grabbing a monitor from the announcers and whacking Bowser with it on the outside. Quick appeal to the crowd, and then a splash from the apron. Bowser yells at the fans to shut up as he struggles to his feet- unfortunately he doesn't notice that David is sneaking up on him with a plate of glass. Glass doesn't do a ton to his shell, but still, man! Bowser shakes it off and just powers david down to the concrete floor, following up with a splash of his own. David's gonna be feeling that one! Bowser throws a gas can at him, but thankfully the gas doesn't spill. Bowser looks for more plunder....and pulls out TAFKA CPU's old car door! He menaces with it....but David Van Daminators him with it! Bowser stumbles backwards and falls over the steel steps! Bowser's gonna be feeling that one! They're both kinda out of it now! David with a knee drop to Bowser's head, still on the arena floor. Bowser gets a little claw swipe in. Wait a second....here comes the MLMF! @Eddv and Truth beatdown David, brawling him into the crowd! It's all legal under hardcore rules, but this match can't really continue! Has Bowser joined MLMF?
NO CONTEST

-Later tonight, a rabid Undertaker fan would assault Bowser outside the arena. Bowser will be out for a few months.

-Eaed gives a heartfelt promo about Maniac's betrayal and the EXPLOSION of the Randomaniacs, but the King cuts him off mid-sentence with a flamboyant entrance.

-Match: @eaedwards6400 w/Time Cops v. King @Maniac64
Maniac is not having it with this guy, and lays into Eaed with power offense right off the bat. He's got him dead to rights in an armbreaker, but has a moment of compassion, and lets him go...which is a mistake, as Eaed is then able to rally back with an inspired combination of strikes. Eaed tackles Maniac to the outside, and both men take a while to come back. Maniac gets the initiative back, and taunts Eaed after landing a couple of moves. Towering flapjack! Maniac has Eaed, but breaks off the cover. Nightwing slides in the ring, and demands to take over as ref! The Time Cops argue, but Nightwing isn't having it. Maniac hits an Implant DDT in the confusion...1....2....3! Nightwing shakes Maniac's hand.
Winner: Maniac

-Ludwig von Koopa comes out and riles up the crowd, mocking the Undertaker and wearing an MLMF shirt.

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Eddv
08/16/19 5:01:23 PM
#353:


Eddv
Bowser
R Truth
Ludwig von Koopa

Get in mates
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Tom Bombadil
08/16/19 5:16:04 PM
#354:


@IhatethisCPU

-Match: ECHO v. Ludwig von Koopa
Ludwig pokes ECHO in the eye and keeps on trollin'. ECHO then proceeds to beat the snot out of Ludwig, throwing in a chokeslam for good measure. Ludwig creates some space with an illegal Mechakoopa or three. ECHO eventually finds a way around them, and rolls Ludwig up, using the ropes because old habits die hard. 1...2..3! We have somehow avenged Undertaker by rolling up Bowser's son! That and y'know he's gonna get taken out backstage soon anyway.
Winner: ECHO

-B.B. from Fate is backstage with Bryan. She gives her senpai a nice relaxing massage to get him ready! Of course, the massage is probably a little too relaxing, and Bryan stumbles out looking less than perfectly ready for a fight.

-Match: Daniel Bryan v. Ric Flair
The match immediately goes to the mat, and Bryan takes control until Flair escapes to the outside. Bryan follows outside, but Flair is able to stay one step ahead by matching wits against Bryan's speed advantage. The match goes back and forth for a while, and in and out of the ring. Flair almost puts Bryan away with a knee drop into a sucker punch into an eye gouge into a Figure Four, but Bryan finds the ropes. Bryan hits Flair with the Knee Plus while Flair argues with the ref....and another one! Flair's out! 1....2....3!
Winner: Bryan

-Aisha Clan Clan comes in the ring to celebrate with Bryan! Man he's getting all the waifus.

-Cena is not quite sure why @XIII_rocks gets to just waltz in and get a shot. Maybe it's because Cena's retained this title against half the roster already, maybe it's because Cueto thought he was somebody else, maybe it's just because he's from across the pond! Who knows? But Cena has always been a fighting champion, and the Champ! Is!....hit with falling rocks from the rafters in a "terrible" "accident!" XIII appears and puts the boots to him as the bell rings.

-B8WL Championship: Champion John Cena v. XIII_rocks
are you kidding game on the FIRST CARD OF THE MATCH XIII beats Cena out of the ring! He beats him into the crowd! XIII beats him with some rocks! XIII beats him with some socks! XIII beats him on the floor! XIII beats him with a car door! He beats him from a mount! He goes back to the ring and beats the count! And Cena doesn't. Title doesn't change hands on a countout, but XIII has made a daggum statement, leaving the champ laying.
Winner by countout but NOT the new champion: XIII

-Cena struggles to his feet and takes his belt back, but XIII is just grinning at him. PSYCHO CRUSHER on Cena! Bison out of nowhere, and Bang is right behind him with the UCA Title! They hold Cena up, and XIII slaps him. What is this dangerous new alliance?

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Tom Bombadil
08/16/19 5:36:08 PM
#355:


INPUT TIME
-RUMBLE SEASON is upon us! Pretty much everybody on the roster is going to be in, minus the B8WL title match and maybe another match or two. PM me with somebody NOT on the roster, and they'll be in the Rumble! (I reserve the right to ask for a second choice if you pick somebody I don't think I can work with, but I doubt it'll be an issue >_>) That should still leave a few open slots for me to add some surprise guests of my own, too :D
-Three celebs this time!
-In addition to Maniac/Kora/Zangief, it looks like XIII/Bison/Bang is also gonna be a stable that needs a name! Gimme some ideas if you have them.

SHOW 40
Bowser hosts
Bryan v. Truth
Strife v. Flair
MoT: Mario (c) v. Kora
Boko+Eaed v. Maniac+Zangief
Cena+Rock+Scare v. XIII+Bison+Bang
HC Title: David v. Eddv

SHOW 41

SHOW 42: ROYAL RUMBLE
B8WL: Cena v. XIII
30-man Royal Rumble

FUTURE
UCA: Bang (c) v. Panth
Ludwig joins MLMF???

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IhatethisCPU
08/16/19 7:20:45 PM
#356:


Honestly have no ideas for either stable's name at this present time because busy watching the Rumblethon, unless either group actually wants to be called Y2Kronik or Jawnny's Long-suffering Bathtub.

Celebs:
Jonny Sucks
Hansi Krsch
Cluny the Scourge
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Tom Bombadil
08/16/19 7:33:25 PM
#357:


side note: it's kinda weird how we keep getting three-man stables

Cena/Rock/Scare
Mario/Sonic/Strife
CPU/Eddv/Kora
Penta/Mundo/Bang, sorta
Maniac/Zangief/Kora, probably
XIII/Bison/Bang

I'd push for a trios division if we had a slightly bigger roster and the ability to keep a group employed and together for more than a month at a time >_>

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Tom Bombadil
08/16/19 7:36:24 PM
#358:


also, should I make Ludvig permanently part of the roster? I wasn't planning on it, especially after ECHO "decisively" beat him and Bowser got put out of commission, but I do kinda wanna see him in MLMF and it wouldn't hurt us to add him as like a Bowser stand-in

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IhatethisCPU
08/16/19 9:12:30 PM
#359:


I'm fine with a Dragon Gate style stable system, but yeaaaaaaaah. ...Lessee how the Rumble turns out and go from there, perhaps?

....also I'm weirdly okay with Ludvig getting in to stand-in for Bowser
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IhatethisCPU
08/17/19 12:53:05 AM
#360:


(https://rave.dj/0Ax7GXx3XhyH-Q
https://rave.dj/ogkMSHdqml6fUA don't worry about these)
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XIII_rocks
08/17/19 4:05:09 AM
#361:


You, Me and Dupree, obviously

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XIII_rocks
08/17/19 4:07:13 AM
#362:


Also take that Cena

You've experience the force of rocks in socks, now get ready for, um...

Locks?

Yes! Locks!

[XIII goes to buy multiple padlocks.]

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5tarscream
08/17/19 4:37:44 AM
#363:


No clocks and time joke XIII? I am disappoint.
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Maniac64
08/17/19 12:35:27 PM
#364:


I have a stable name.

We shall be the Knights Radient. With me as King and head Knight.
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Tom Bombadil
08/19/19 9:57:40 AM
#365:


Don't forget to send in a Rumble entrant if you wanna! I have one so far.

ALSO a tron if you want. I'm gonna try to do trons for everybody and there are some on the sheet already (that might be outta date) but if you don't want me to pick one for you

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I_Like_Beards
08/19/19 8:02:57 PM
#366:


Mario's table wasn't even wood, it was just burnt lasanga Im telling you. Master of Lasagna maybe but not TAYBLES!

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Maniac64
08/19/19 8:20:24 PM
#367:


I nominate the Blackthorn for the rumble.
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IhatethisCPU
08/19/19 9:33:07 PM
#368:


....Who? Also, forgive the overly pedantic question, but are your stable-mates secretly trees?
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Tom Bombadil
08/19/19 11:04:13 PM
#369:


PMs! :u

"special" "bonus": I am also going to use this topic to report on my golf tour with the game from the same guy >_> John Cena went into the final round of the first tournament with a lead, and held it for half the day before forgetting what a putter was and self-immolating. Metal Mario came out of nowhere with an eagle, and held off late surges from Cena and my IRL friend to hang on

I have played two tournaments and both times it has come down to the last player on the last hole :o

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Maniac64
08/20/19 7:37:53 AM
#370:


Eh no one else in this topic likely knows who that is.

And I dont think they are trees!
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Tom Bombadil
08/27/19 3:52:04 PM
#371:


hoping for tonight because otherwise it could be a while still

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Tom Bombadil
08/27/19 9:33:26 PM
#372:


Show #40

-KoopAWESOME are in the ring, and regret to inform you that the actions of a crazed fan have put Bowser on the shelf. All the boys (and Bang) in the back are entertainers, nothing more, and it is sad to see somebody's grip on reality driving them to this. Bowser's going to be around for hosting though, and he's got a few surprises up his sleeve!

-Match: Bryan v. Truth
The announcers are busy talking about Bowser and the Rumble, and even talking about the match they're more focused on Bryan. It's speed vs. speed in the early going- Bryan even tries a springboard crossbody, but doesn't get all of it. One of the Yes Kicks gets a bit low, and Eddv objects from ringside. After arguing with the ref, he charges Bryan! ECHO comes out for the save, Flair comes out to help out, and we've got a bench-clearing brawl on our hands!
NO CONTEST

-Match: @Strife2 v. Flair
With Sonic avenged and the Mario thing likely going nowhere, what is next for the man of Darkness? Nothing pretty, judging by this match, as both go to town with everything but the kitchen sink. Strife freakin' lawn darts Flair into the corner, busting him open! Flair is too tough and wily to let that keep him down too long, though. They battle back and forth a bit longer before Flair gets a chokehold. Ref breaks it up in a timely fashion, but it looks like Strife is a bit winded, and Flair rolls him up for 3!
Winner: Flair

-The Beards are in the house, back for one night only! Their folk rock sounds lighten the mood, but more importantly, Mario is mesmerized by their titular glorious facial hair!

-Master of Tables: Champion Mario v. @Korayashi
Kora is able to blindside the distracted Mario, but Mario fires back with a Mario Tornado. Kora rebounds off the ropes and takes a leaping chop. Mario hits a gorilla press slam, and sends Kora flying t'rew a tayble with a Super Jump Punch!
Winner: Mario

-Kora shrugs off the loss and parties to the back with the Beards, but they're still in the way when it's time for the face team to come out to face Kora's new buddies.

-Match: @eaedwards6400 and @MajinZidane v. Knights Radiant ( @Maniac64 and Zangief)
The faces struggle out of the gate. Boko and Eaed manage to put together a rally, only to have it dashed by a MASSIVE lariat from Maniac that gets a pop even as a heel. Boko is able to cut in and give Eaed some relief, but Maniac eventually puts a stop to that, and Zangief puts Eaed away with a string of suplexes.
Winners: Knights Radiant

-Maniac was TIRED of being this fed's poster boy! It felt too much like a destination, and he's all about the journey. Zangief just wants to smash airsick Americans. Kora just likes beards. (hey Maniac I don't know if you had a beard before but you do now)

- @XIII_rocks , Bang, and Bison have formed YOU ME AND DUPREE, and get an annoyingly flashy entrance to celebrate.

-Match: CeNation (B8WL Champ Cena, Rock, and @ScareChan ) v. YMD (XIII, UCA Champ Bang, and Bison)
Bison starts the match, which turns out to be a grave error, as the faces are able to keep him in their half of the ring and just have their way with him for an extended period until he fights out to tag Bang. Day late and a dollar short though- Bang eats a Rock Bottom and falls prey to one of the faster-counting refs in the fed. XIII didn't even get to fight!
Winner: Cena

-Cena and his pals may have gotten the best of XIII's crew today, but did they forget that he has one more friend? Flair runs in and takes a hammer to Rock's knees!A brawl breaks out again, but the damage is done, and Rock's gonna be out of commission for a while.


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Strife2
08/27/19 9:40:17 PM
#373:


Dangit

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Tom Bombadil
08/27/19 9:51:29 PM
#374:


-Bowser has been forced to vacate the Hardcore title! As such, we will decide a new champion tonight...and it will be between Bowser's apparent new friend @Eddv and his last challenger @davidponte ! Eddv doesn't seem to think David deserves a shot, but David is not going to repeat his mistake of underestimating the power of numbers! He's ready no matter what MLMF throws at him!

-Hardcore Title: David v. Eddv
David's got a roll of quarters, and bops Eddv a quick one to start, but Eddv is able to shake it off. He is less able to tank a chair shot, but he does have the presence of mind to roll away and break the momentum. David chucks a harmonica at him, and then chases him down for a tackle into the barricade! David's up first after a brief pause, and Eddv throws some hands but there's not much behind them. Eddv manages to drum up some momentum, but David lowblows him! It's all legal! Cover barely gets one. David chucks him into the crowd and tries it again....1......2.....3!
Winner and NEW Hardcore Champ: David
((it was closer than that writeup made it seem- Eddv just kept scoring on his ability to shrug off offense >_>))

-David celebrates with the belt, but also sells Eddv's (token amount of) offense! That was a brawl and a half!

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Tom Bombadil
08/27/19 9:58:00 PM
#375:


Don't forget to post some celebs and send me a Rumble entrant if you haven't and want to!

SHOW 41
Bowser hosts
Strife v. Kora
Bryan v. Eddv
ECHO v. Bison
Cena+Scare v. XIII+Flair
#1/#30 Rumble: Mario v. Maniac
UCA: Bang (c) v. Panth

SHOW 42: ROYAL RUMBLE
B8WL: Cena v. XIII
30-man Royal Rumble

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MajinZidane
08/27/19 11:38:08 PM
#376:


I've never ever won a match, lol
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Maniac64
08/28/19 11:14:16 AM
#377:


(I do not have a beard but I could easily grow one so that is fine with me lol)

Already this new alliance is an improvement. Zangief has given me some training to improve my lariat and you all saw the result!

With these new Knights by my side everyone will learn to Honor and Respect their King.
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davidponte
08/28/19 12:06:07 PM
#378:


Victory at last!

Only took like 15 shows.

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IhatethisCPU
08/29/19 1:44:36 PM
#379:


bit too distracted for ic stuff at the moment so here:
https://rave.dj/78ikhu8_6WB1Yg
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I_Like_Beards
08/29/19 3:44:35 PM
#380:


I am pleased my influence has grown on the faces of my allies. :)

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Tom Bombadil
09/03/19 7:27:33 PM
#381:


Show #41

-Bowser is all set up to host an interview, but Cueto appears! He doesn't need any wusses hosting this segment, and sends him to the back to bring out the REAL Hardcore champion, @davidponte ! A bit uncomfortable with the tension, David brings out Mario to talk about his Unique Opportunity tonight against Maniac. Mario is equally uncomfortable, and shows uncharacteristic lack of eloquence, talking about how beards and mustaches are both good, and he's going to the main event of the rumble. David eventually manages to guide him through saying that he's facing Maniac, with the winner getting the coveted #30 spot and the loser entering first.

-The Knights Radiant get themselves HYPED UP in advance of @Korayashi 's match. He might have lost the Mastery of Taybles, but he has friends now, and partners in beardy crime!

-Match: @Strife2 v. Korayashi w/Maniac and Zangief
Bowling shoe ugly brawl to start out, but Kora impresses with an early top rope missile dropkick. Kora gets a bit too cocky and starts mocking the crowd, and Strife makes him pay with a series of rough slams. Strife whips Kora into the ropes, but Kora reverses, hitting the ref with Strife! The ref takes a quick bump, and that's Kora's chance! Zangief slides Kora some brass knucks, and he nails Strife with them! Ref is up and at em, but didn't see the international object. Cover! 1....2....3!
Winner: Kora

((Kora learns Helped G))

-Daniel Bryan comes out for his match against @Eddv , but his entrance is dubbed over by an oddly orchestral diss track from R-Truth.

-Match: Bryan v. Eddv w/Caelus
Bryan controls early, but Eddv rolls out the power offense to great effect. It's back and forth, with Caelus also interjecting himself. Bryan gets the Figure Four on, but Eddv reverses it on him! Bryan manages to escape, but is then subjected to frequent interference. Eddv keeps the ref distracted while Caelus smashes a shot glass over Bryan's head! Bryan's busted open! Shots Fired! 1.....2....3!
Winner: Eddv

-Wakka scoffs that the great Daniel Bryan went down easy.

@IhatethisCPU
-ECHO stops on their way in to contemplate the cheers of the crowd, still not quite used to being on the face side.

-Match: ECHO v. Bison
ECHO takes control off the bell, but early on they both go for crossbodies, and collide weird. ECHO is holding their head, but will fight through it. Match goes home early, with ECHO powering through by sheer force of will and/or robotics.
Winner: ECHO

-Bang appears on the screen live via satellite....with Undertaker's urn! ECHO is distressed....as Bang yeets the urn into the ocean! ....And it was all a trap, as Bang shows up to run in on poor ECHO!

-Brawl: ECHO v. Bang
ECHO is still feeling that weird bump, and tries to go for a chair before Bison snatches it away. Bang is able to work the crowd a bit before finishing ECHO off at ringside to her satisfaction.

-YMD aren't done yet, as when Cena and @ScareChan come out for the next match, Bison grabs the B8WL title and rips the spinner off it!

-Match: CeNation (B8WL Champ Cena and Scare) v. XIII and Flair
Scare gets isolated and picked apart early on, but a hot tag to Cena restores a measure of equilibrium. Still, Flair has time to grab a headset and talk about how great XIII is mid-match. A couple of questionable calls from the ref also break in the heels' favor- missed tags and such. Flair even lands a low blow on Scare, but instead of trying to cover, he tags in XIII, who promptly gets his Pedigree reversed! Big tag to Cena! He goes for the AA, but XIII slips out. Cena Spinebusters him anyway! Cover! 1....2....3!
Winners: Cena and Scare

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Eddv
09/03/19 7:59:44 PM
#382:


Hah take that 'Daniel Bryan'
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Tom Bombadil
09/03/19 8:04:07 PM
#383:


- @Panthera is backstage, unusually serious. You, Me, and Dupree have been running amok in UCA, and it's high time somebody put them down! Cena going through XIII started it, and Panth is gonna finish it tonight.

-There's a UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY on the line as Mario faces King @Maniac64 with the best and worst Rumble numbers on the line, but also we get a video package from a couple days ago. Mario visited Bob Ross! They had a good time painting happy little trees that looked suspiciously like green clouds.

-#1/#30 Rumble Numbers Match: MoT Mario v. King Maniac
Maniac tries a cheap shot by throwing his crown at Mario, and scores a hit, but getting in a hat-throwing fight with Mario is a bad idea, and ends poorly for the king. Mario with a big discus punch, but Maniac rebounds off the ropes and just flattens him with an awkward-looking shoulderblock. Mario's hurt a bit, and Maniac presses the advantage by chucking him into the announcers' chairs and grounding and pounding. Maniac's in control! Mario goes for a big slam, but his back gives out and Maniac crushes him. 1....2....no! Maniac follows up with a diving headbutt. Both are down, but Mario is able to collect himself and unleash a few open hand strikes. Maniac fights back with a big noogie....Implant DDT! 1......2......3! Maniac is going to be #30!
Winner: Maniac

-Cueto comes out to taunt the reeling Mario. He can't cut a promo, he can't take a bump, he can't do a slam....and now he can't win the Rumble! Cueto knew he was going to be able to set up Maniac for success like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzDmODDVmDM" data-time="

-King (from Tekken) is here! He is raising money for his orphanage, so at the Royal Rumble, he is going to have a special charity match with the biggest legend he could find....Ric Flair!

-B8UCA Championship: Champion Bangladesh DuPree v. Panthera
Modified Psycho Crusher right off the bat! Panth is gonna feel that one! Bang tries for a quick pin, but Panth reverses it to stop her momentum. The dogs at ringside show concern as Bang hits a massive vertical suplex. Spinning toe hold into a rollup! 1....2....3!
Winner and still champion: Bang

-Cueto's music hits. He is not quite sure about that match- he thinks he saw Bang down for three when Panth reversed that rollup! All Panth has to do is say the word, and like any good boy, he'll get his back scratched. Of course, if Cueto does Panth a favor, he'll expect one in return......

((....I'm actually gonna let Panth choose what he wants to do here! Turn heel and get the UCA title, or get on the boss's bad side?))

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Tom Bombadil
09/03/19 8:16:04 PM
#384:


Time is almost out to submit Rumble entrants if you haven't! How "almost run out" is up in the air- I have one piece of prep work I want to do and then the next thing on the agenda is filling out the remaining slots and making cards, so it depends on whether I can get that done before Wifebolo finishes her Star Trek episode >_>

SHOW 42: ROYAL RUMBLE
King v. Flair
B8WL: Cena v. XIII
30-man Royal Rumble

FUTURE
Panth heel turn???

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Maniac64
09/03/19 8:38:33 PM
#385:


Woo King debut!

Though now I want El Generico to team with him as they support their orphanges.
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IhatethisCPU
09/03/19 8:44:53 PM
#386:


(There's a *minor* issue with an incoming hurricane, because of *course* there is when there's an upcoming RUmble, but assuming things are okay, will probably have some time to think and respond to the Bang thing. ....Hopefully. ^_^')
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Eddv
09/03/19 8:48:35 PM
#387:


I submit Antonio Brown for the rumble
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Tom Bombadil
09/03/19 9:11:38 PM
#388:


a perfect opportunity to flex my vast and intricate football knowledge

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IhatethisCPU
09/03/19 9:11:53 PM
#389:


DOES no one UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PMS OTHER THAN ME?
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Tom Bombadil
09/03/19 9:14:07 PM
#390:


well I didn't mention it this time!

I did get one other PM submission I think!

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Strife2
09/03/19 9:19:19 PM
#391:


Kora beat me again...bleh

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Tom Bombadil
09/03/19 9:27:15 PM
#392:


Submissions now CLOSED and I have started making the cards :D Some of them will be balanced the same way I do the main roster (which I'm not convinced is that balanced a method >_>) and some I'll let be underpowered and then power them up if for some reason they stick around

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Tom Bombadil
09/04/19 6:42:00 AM
#393:


oh my goodness I got rave to work for me

here's the Rumble theme
https://rave.dj/blKuhnqiX9KD-A

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IhatethisCPU
09/04/19 11:01:42 PM
#394:


https://rave.dj/3LrOGId5J8bj1Q
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Hardcore_Adult
09/05/19 7:39:07 AM
#395:


Yay, one of these made by someone I like!

How goes it, Tommo?
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IhatethisCPU
09/06/19 11:48:13 AM
#396:


(Backstage, same room as the gimmick's debut, but... different. TV screens in the back off for the most part, other than the one next to the 'throne', for lack of a better word, and various obscured figures moving various implements and furniture around the room. An intern interns the room with another camera-man, and he waves down one of the people, a slim but well-muscled tattooed man with long black hair.)

Intern: "Oi, I'm looking for the guy in the gas mask to ask a few questions about what happened on the show last night, have you seen him?"

Man: "You're looking for-" (The man nods and claps off to the right, ECHO, in more casual clothing but still wearing the gas mask, walks over, a little confused.)

ECHO: "Oi oi? I was setting up the new trainin' area, whatcha need Shinsi-" (ECHO then sees, and everyone watch can *feel* him frowning, even with the mask hiding his face.) "Ah, I see. Could you take over, it's half-way set up, but the striking pads that one of the Council bought has been giving me trouble. ...Keeps smacking me in the face."

Man: "Gotcha, will get right on it boss." *He laughs as the cyborg shoots him a look at the 'boss' comment and pats him on the head as he passes.*

ECHO: *Chuckling despite himself, looks back at the intern* "What's up? Things are a little busy right now, prepping for the Rumble, and for ambitions... past the Rumble."

Intern: *Clearly unphased by this point.* "Obviously. Just came to ask a few questions, then you can go back to whatever you're doing he-" The intern pauses. "...You said Council?"

ECHO: *Curses to themself, then nods* "Yeah, I figured since I'm... somehow.... a face now, that I needed a new group of people to watch after me, and to try to prevent something like what happened to my last body again. Called in some favors from elsewhere in the industry, and have a group of people to keep me focused and watch my back. Felt it was needed here, with how things have gone since this place opened. ...Especially considering what the B8BL's security let what happened to Bowser. *The gas mask clouds over for a moment.)

Intern: "But a *Council?*"

ECHO: "Hmm- oh, the name it-" *They nod.* "Group of nine people to help me train and stay in shape, make sure I don't over-exert myself or do anything exceptionally stupid, like almost cause an international incident. That fricking war criminal and his diplomatic immunity. They won't be coming to the ring to help, just staying backstage to try to help keep some order back here. ...And to keep me company. ...Honestly, it's a bit... lonely back here by myself."

Intern: "...Ah... Are you going to introduce them to...?"

ECHO: "They'll introduce themselves if they think it's necessary, don't worry."

Intern: *nods, then goes back to the questions he planned to ask.* "So, concerning what happened with Mrs. DuPree and her group last week..."

ECHO: "...What happened with- ooh, right, right, the brawl after the match with Bison. ....And Undertaker's urn. *They take a deep breath.* "That is part of the reason I'm training. *They grin, humorlessly.* "After I win the Rumble, I'm going after Mrs. DuPree for her disrespect to Mr. Taker. I know how strong she is, and how unpredictable she is. I need to be in peak condition for her. Her partners might be an issue, but if I can handle her, I can handle them. And besides, I have the Council to ask for advice now."

Intern: "And the Cueto and Panthera situation?"

ECHO: "I can multitask with him and Madame DuPree. He's still a menace that needs to be removed. ...And as to his offer to Panthera... If he's a coward and actually takes that offer, then I will remove it from his possession, and return it to it's proper owner." / (Brief continuation.)
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IhatethisCPU
09/06/19 12:21:46 PM
#397:


Intern: *Raises an eyebrow* "And if he doesn't."

ECHO: *Grins.* "Then *I* will take it off her."

Intern: *Eyebrow raises further* "You... actually want the belt?"

ECHO: "Why are- oh- ooooh, I see. *They nod, realizing just now how big a shift this is from... previous views.* "A title is only as prestigious as the people that have held it, and how it's been treated by those people. The 'previous' organization I worked for... small group with serious backstage politicking issues. It ws almost literally a popularity contest with mostly vanilla workers with the booker deciding who won each match. It was RoH without the thin veneer of respectability, basically. Here... Daniel Bryan, John Cena, Pentagon Jr, Bowser, the ROCK, THE MOTHERFUCKING UNDERTAKER. WHO DOESN'T WANT ONE TO EARN A BELT WORN BY ONE OF THOSE LEGENDS?! THAT'S A BELT WORTH FIGHTING FOR. ...And I will not have some slimy weasel with a pet psychopath- other than myself, obviously- devalue it by potentially handing it over to someone else. Especially a man that allows their employees and civilian to injure others backstage without consequence, or even end others careers."

Intern: "I *see.* ...Speaking of..."

ECHO: "...I'm... not prepared to deal with my former group yet. ...Or what happened during my time leading it. ...That will come though, believe me. Anything else? I need to return to training, or at least fix the waterfall for it."

Intern: "No, that's enough for- fix a waterfall?"

ECHO: "That old endurance training. Meditating under the waterfall."

Intern: "That I understand. How do you *fix* a...?"

ECHO: *Pauses.* "...Need to adjust the waterflow."

Intern: "...."

ECHO: "...Last time I started and had Rider turn it on, it burst and I flushed myself all of the way to the Midas River, hitting every rock on the way there. I think I set it on geyser accidentally but I'm not wholly sure how or why."

Intern: "....That explains why you're in casual clothes. ...And the bruises. ....Are you okay?"

ECHO: "Huh? Oh yeah, these are from the baseball bats."

Intern: "Bats?"

ECHO: "I got lost on my way back and ran into two girls looking for their kidnapped boyfriend, and apparently I look like enough of a thug they just beat me senseless with baseball bats and their fists for a good ten minutes."

Intern: "...River City?"

ECHO: "Yeah."

Intern: "...Took them ten minutes?"

ECHO: "They'd just started and were underleveled. With the constant juggling and them not letting me get up I had no time to respond. ...Not that I would've been able to if I could. *SHudders.*"

Intern: "...How much are you being paid to-"

ECHO: "NOWHERE NEAR AS MUCH AS RIVER CITY GIRLS IS WORTH. PLAY IT NOW AND GET TO MEET KYOKO AND MISAKO YOURSELF TODAY-"

Intern: *Baseball bat to the head*

ECHO: "...Deserved that. ...Seriously though they hurt like hell."

Intern: "I can imagine. Thank you for answering my questions, ECHO."

ECHO: "Thank you for coming by, Ray. You know where to find me if they want me to answer anything else. ...Need to get back to training, seriously." *Sprints off.*
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Tom Bombadil
09/07/19 4:25:54 PM
#398:


-Panth told Cueto that even dogs have standards!

https://rave.dj/blKuhnqiX9KD-A

SHOW #42- Royal Rumble

-The Rock is here to speak with those MLMF roodypoo candyasses. @Eddv and Truth play into every single one of Rock's signature disses, but they insist that they have something special lined up for tonight. Well, the Rock has a surprise of his own for them! @davidponte runs in, catching them by surprise! He lays Eddv out with the Hardcore belt, hits End of Days on Truth, and locks Eddv in the UCA Special!

-King (still from Tekken) is here! He bumps into M. Bison backstage. King inquires whether Bison wants to donate to the orphanage in honor of the next match. Bison would rather burn the orphanage down, so King should get out of his face if he even wants to make it to the ring.

-Charity: King v. Ric Flair
Flair drops an elbow on King right as he's getting in the ring! King's able to battle back after taking some punishment, but Flair is able to stay one step ahead of him, and spikes him hard with a DDT for the win.
Winner: Flair

-Flair allows King to stay in the ring and get a round of applause after the match.

-Bison blindsides Cena on the entry ramp for the title match, and gets a few sucker punches in before Cena's allies come to the save. It's a three-on-three brawl between the CeNation and You Me and Dupree! Pandemonium in the arena! The fight eventually slides into the ring long enough to ring the bell- Cena hits a big right on @XIII_rocks , @ScareChan runs in and chucks XIII out of the ring, and the brawl continues! The ref gives up and calls for the bell! Officially this will go down as a countout win for Cena.
Winner by BS countout on the second card and still champion: John Cena

-The announcers speculate that, with the Rumble winner getting a guaranteed title match at PLAAYMania, YMD may have just cost XIII his best chance at the belt! It was a good plan on paper, but XIII has been hoist by his own petard! ((XIII loses Smart))

Matt Striker: It is now the moment you have all been waiting for....the Royal Rumble! It works just like the one from that other company, with one exception: we track time in Fast Action Cards, and after every four FACs, a new challenger will enter.

Bobby Heenan: We'll even have a tracker up so you basement-dwelling stat-loving nerds can keep track of all the numbers and stats.

Matt Striker: Let's go to the ring!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bZtCt_Siro" data-time="


Entrant #1: Mario

Striker: The man who got the bum end of the Unique Opportunity, Mario is forced to start in the very worst position!

Heenan: Maybe he should've tried winning the match. Besides, it's not like #2 has any better of a chance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GeB8dAdrgQ" data-time="


Entrant #2: Andre the Giant

Heenan: ....Unless it's that legend of a man right there!

Striker: Can anybody even lift Andre to eliminate him?!?

Andre just blasts Mario with a meaty right hand (1) but Mario bounces back off the ropes and lands a big dropkick to stagger him! (2) Mario slips around and locks in a sleeper! Andre is woozy! (3) Mario nearly finishes the job with another dropkick, but Andre keeps his footing. (4)

3....2....1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42st4nlW1Q4" data-time="


Entrant #3: "Blackthorn" Dalinar Kholin

Heenan: This guy is all about violence. I love it!

Striker: ...Vampiro, is that you?

Mario knocks Andre over the top with a Mario Tornado! (5) Dalinar sees an opening and attacks, but Mario is ready with a massive suplex! Dalinar goes flying over the top, but skins the cat to survive. (6) Mario dropkicks him off. (7) Mario gets a bit of a break before #4! (8)

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09/07/19 5:14:07 PM
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3.....2....1....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orde_Vmrw7M" data-time="


Striker: It's the defending champion of the Royaliest of Rumbles!

Heenan: Wait, wouldn't that be-

Striker: It's Christian. Tombolo hasn't finished this year's marathon yet.

Heenan: At least it's not an Uso.

Christian slides into the ring and immediately eats a scoopslam. (9) Christian is able to sweep Mario's feet, though, putting Mario on the defensive for the first time this match. (10) Christian pops up and does a quick flip senton. (11) He even sneaks in a low blow as the ref is distracted by the countdown! (12)

3...2...1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ_rb2nhQuU" data-time="


Entrant #5: ECHO

Striker: B8WL's very own mystery wrapped in an enigma!

Heenan: Wrapped in a tin can!

@IhatethisCPU

ECHO proceeds slowly as Mario hits a towering slam on Christian, but fails to capitalize with an elimination. (13) Christian rolls away as ECHO lariats Mario, (14) but ECHO catches up with Christian and gives him a legdrop! Mario throws in a legdrop of his own. (15) Christian rolls out of the ring, and smacks ECHO with a chair as the android attempts to pursue. (16)

3....2....1....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJmjq0lL7ME" data-time="


Entrant #6: Penta El Zero

Striker: It's Pentagon! Back in the B8WL for one night! ....And more, if he can outlast 29 other competitors!

Heenan: This guy already has killer instinct in spades, and now he's got a chip on his shoulder. He'll be one to watch.

Penta rips the chair away from Christian and scares him into the ring. Undeterred, Christian catches ECHO with a slam, then turns his attention to Mario. (17) Mario whips Christian into the ropes, but he's a slippery little devil and not that easily eliminated. (18) Christian slips away from a followup punch. (19) But the second one gets him! (20)

3...2...1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg41u9AejSs" data-time="


Entrant #7: Terezi Pyrope

Striker: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

Heenan: She should probably get those horns checked out somewhere. Maybe her eyes too. That skin for sure. Heck just put her in the freakshow and call it a day.

Terezi slides in the ring, but isn't watching where she's going (for, uh, obvious reasons) and gets caught by a Starship Pain from ECHO! Terezi rolls away but gets caught by a backhand from Mario, knocking her down again. (21) She's able to do a single leg takedown on ECHO though. (22) Mario has somehow gotten the armbreaker on Pentagon! Mario chucks him out while he's nursing the arm. (23) ECHO sends Terezi reeling with a big uppercut....and Mario bundles her over the top! (24)

3....2....1
https://www.rave.dj/6nXcYaqYeywPvA

Striker: We know that theme, but is it Eddv or R-Truth?

Heenan: I know which one, but I'm not telling you!

Entrant #8: Ludwig von Koopa

Striker: Ludwig! Ludwig is officially in B8WL, and he's thrown in his lot with MLMF!

Heenan: See, I told you it was neither of 'em!

ECHO immediately graces Ludwig with a Starship Pain, but doesn't get all of it. (25) Mario comes over to help, but gets poked with one of the stabbin' forks from the Koopa Kar. (26) ECHO gets a direct hit with it, though, and Mario swings wildly at Ludwig but hits ECHO instead. (27) Ludwig plays to the crowd...and ECHO rushes him with a Starship Pain! They really like that move tonight. ECHO tosses out the Koopaling unceremoniously! (28)


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09/07/19 5:46:40 PM
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3...2...1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMYt9sGOcTU" data-time="

Entrant #9: @eaedwards6400

Striker: It's the man from the future himself!

Heenan: He might as well go back there with all the success he's had.

Eaed goes after Mario, but gets stopped with a flurry of punches, including a couple from ECHO. (29) Eaed tries a haymaker and Mario catches it...and catapults him out of the ring! (30) Mario and ECHO now. Mario slips around and gets an Octopus Hold on ECHO! ....and then throws them out! (31) Mario is making the best of that #1 slot and stands to easily hold the single-rumble elimination record for a long time! Can anybody stop him? (32)

3....2....1...
https://rave.dj/MRCcdSToXlTLNQ

Entrant #10: Bangladesh DuPree

Striker: If anybody can pose a threat to the Master of Taybles' reign of terror, it's UCA Champion Bangladesh DuPree!

Heenan: She's gotta show more brains that when she got her buddy's title match thrown out, though.

Oddly, they engage in some technical wrestling, with Mario coming out on top. (33) He capitalizes with a standing dropkick. (34) Bison comes running down to help, but just manages to distract Bang! Mario chucks her out onto him! (35) The Cinderella run continues with rapidly decreasing amounts of believability! (36)

3....2.....1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dNsP7qzNAk" data-time="


Entrant #11: Kofi Kingston

Striker: It's the WWE Champion, Kofi Kingston!

Heenan: Oh yay, the champ of a dying company. That sounds like the guy I want to take on this unstoppable Mario guy!

Striker: Jamaican me crazy.

Immediate backbreaker on Kofi. (37) Big boot sends Kofi over the top! (38) Sadly the mechanics are not adequate to give him a Kofi spot. (39) I am not rigging this and Mario *shouldn't* be OP I promise. (40)

3....2...1...
https://rave.dj/zqyytBALJjStXw

Entrant #12: @davidponte

Striker: David has finally found success in B8WL by winning the Hardcore Title! What's next for UCA's greatest star?

Heenan: A quick elimination, judging by his track record and Mario's.

Slow it down, brother. Mario gets a headlock. (41) Mario suplexes David over the top....but David hangs on to skin the cat! (42) David tries to come back in with a tope-like move, but Mario dropkicks him out of the air to the floor. (43) The other battle royal I ran went forever and maybe I overcompensated to make elims too easy >_> (44)

3...2...1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gPBmDptqlQ" data-time="


Entrant #13: Sonic the Hedgehog

Striker: Can you ask for a more iconic moment than Mario's best friend coming back just to be forced to end Mario's amazing Rumble run? Listen to that crowd!

Heenan: ...wait and see if he survives more than two turns before you get excited.

Mario and Sonic exchange looks....then Sonic strikes first with a dropkick! (45) Sonic goes for another, but Mario jumps over and lands a Hip Drop. (46) Mario's up first and hits a head scissors takedown. (47) Sonic responds with an Overdrive and oh my goodness we're going to the next entry without an empty ring! (48)

3...2...1...
(epilepsy warning?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b45bhMp5ME" data-time="


Entrant #14: Chris Jericho

Striker: They say that 14 is an unlucky number in the Rumble, but Jericho is planning to disprove that legend and celebrate with a little bit of the bubbly!

Heenan: The man lost a belt. He's already been hit with the curse, he's just too tough to care!

Mario turns to focus on the newcomer, but Sonic hits him from behind! That's less than best-friendly, but it's every man for themselves after all. (49) Mario gets upset and fires back as Jericho meanders towards the ring at his leisure. (50) Mario puts Sonic in the Walls of Jericho to taunt Jericho, but lacks the focus to keep the hold locked in. (51) A frustrated Mario gives Sonic a stomp, and Jericho manages to get in the ring right before the next guy comes out. (52)

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Eddv
09/07/19 6:17:04 PM
#401:


Bubbly
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