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Show 39: Redemption

(let me know if you don't wanna be tagged but I figured that might be nice to do for everybody)

-Scare is in the ring to welcome the UCA Champ, Bangladesh Dupree. Bang rambles for a while, bored since she doesn't have a match tonight. She delivers a long-winded and rambling promo about everything that comes into her head. Suddenly, sneaking up behind her with dog-like stealth, is Panthera! THE POUNCE! Panth gives us a good bark over the fallen champ.

- @Korayashi is here to remind us that mustaches are NOT beards, so Mario doesn't get a pass tonight.

-Mastery of Taybles: Champion Korayashi v. Mario
Kora shrugs off a series of blows and hits a slam instead. Mario retaliates with a flying hip drop. Mario sends Kora into the ropes with a standing dropkick, then onto the apron with a second. Running dropkick....sends Kora through a tayble! Man, Mario just took those shots and came right back!
Winner and NEW MoT: Mario

-Cueto is tired of dealing with Bowser's ego, and doesn't even know why David's here. Hopefully they bump each other off tonight, because he's tired of this feud.

-Hardcore Title: Champion Bowser v. @davidponte
David comes loaded for BEAR, grabbing a monitor from the announcers and whacking Bowser with it on the outside. Quick appeal to the crowd, and then a splash from the apron. Bowser yells at the fans to shut up as he struggles to his feet- unfortunately he doesn't notice that David is sneaking up on him with a plate of glass. Glass doesn't do a ton to his shell, but still, man! Bowser shakes it off and just powers david down to the concrete floor, following up with a splash of his own. David's gonna be feeling that one! Bowser throws a gas can at him, but thankfully the gas doesn't spill. Bowser looks for more plunder....and pulls out TAFKA CPU's old car door! He menaces with it....but David Van Daminators him with it! Bowser stumbles backwards and falls over the steel steps! Bowser's gonna be feeling that one! They're both kinda out of it now! David with a knee drop to Bowser's head, still on the arena floor. Bowser gets a little claw swipe in. Wait a second....here comes the MLMF! @Eddv and Truth beatdown David, brawling him into the crowd! It's all legal under hardcore rules, but this match can't really continue! Has Bowser joined MLMF?
NO CONTEST

-Later tonight, a rabid Undertaker fan would assault Bowser outside the arena. Bowser will be out for a few months.

-Eaed gives a heartfelt promo about Maniac's betrayal and the EXPLOSION of the Randomaniacs, but the King cuts him off mid-sentence with a flamboyant entrance.

-Match: @eaedwards6400 w/Time Cops v. King @Maniac64
Maniac is not having it with this guy, and lays into Eaed with power offense right off the bat. He's got him dead to rights in an armbreaker, but has a moment of compassion, and lets him go...which is a mistake, as Eaed is then able to rally back with an inspired combination of strikes. Eaed tackles Maniac to the outside, and both men take a while to come back. Maniac gets the initiative back, and taunts Eaed after landing a couple of moves. Towering flapjack! Maniac has Eaed, but breaks off the cover. Nightwing slides in the ring, and demands to take over as ref! The Time Cops argue, but Nightwing isn't having it. Maniac hits an Implant DDT in the confusion...1....2....3! Nightwing shakes Maniac's hand.
Winner: Maniac

-Ludwig von Koopa comes out and riles up the crowd, mocking the Undertaker and wearing an MLMF shirt.

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