Current Events > Kellogg's All Together cereal they made for Spirit Day is appalling.

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Not because of the pro LGBT message, but it's an abomination of combining different cereal:


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more like kellog's "who the fuck has tastebuds" cereal
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Did you not grow up poor?
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I feel like the taste of most of those would clash too much
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Lol what the fuck

PoopPotato posted...

Did you not grow up poor?

Huh?
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PoopPotato posted...

Did you not grow up poor?

it'd be one thing if it didn't have chocolate based cereal involved, but any connoisseur of combining cereals knows a bit of chocolate cereal will overpower the rest
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PoopPotato posted...

Did you not grow up poor?

I grew up shit poor, we still had standards.
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Hey man, when you gotta combine the crumbs out of the bottom of 3 or 4 different cereal boxes just to make a full bowl, you do what you gotta do.
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How is that a poor thing tho
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This is something my hillbilly uncle did all the time.

Guess he was progressive after all.
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Wow, whatever political message they tried to do just backfired

That tastes terrible when it's all mixed in like that as the variety of the flavors combined with the massive amount of sugar in there is a disaster to anyone with a tongue.

This is something you'd see in Ben Garrison comic
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There's gay cereal now?
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This is why Trump won
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Too many conflicting flavors and textures, yuck
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ClunkerSlim posted...

What the fuck is spirit day?

An LGBTQ awareness day, held on the third Thursday in October.

Cornmuffins posted...

How is that a poor thing tho

Sometimes, you get down to the bottom of the box and realize there's not enough for a single bowl. So you put it back on the top of the fridge and grab a different kind of cereal.

When that happens your mother, usually irritated that there's so many open cereal boxes, grabs a Tupperware container and starts consolidating the remnants of once full boxes of cereal, because you're sure as shit not gonna waste it unless you like getting hit.

So eventually you end up with this atrocious amalgamation of various different cereals that you'll have to eat before your mother buys you new cereal.
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Looks like something to eat dry instead of with milk. Like trail mix.
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I was gonna make this same topic
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Tired of companies appropriating poor people culture. First it was Taco Bell with the doritos Tacos, knowing damn well poor people just crush up doritos to make taco salads. Next it was the fashion industry with oversized sweaters and jeans your mom wore in 1987, insulting those of us who only received hand me down clothes. Now it's Kelloggs with this bottom of the boxes cereal. It doesn't even come with a toy just to add to the poor person experience.
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slothica posted...

Cornmuffins posted...

How is that a poor thing tho

Sometimes, you get down to the bottom of the box and realize there's not enough for a single bowl. So you put it back on the top of the fridge and grab a different kind of cereal.

When that happens your mother, usually irritated that there's so many open cereal boxes, grabs a Tupperware container and starts consolidating the remnants of once full boxes of cereal, because you're sure as shit not gonna waste it unless you like getting hit.

So eventually you end up with this atrocious amalgamation of various different cereals that you'll have to eat before your mother buys you new cereal.

that sounds more like a middle class thing. my mind is currently being boggled at the idea of multiple boxes of cereal not having enough for a single bowl
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PoopPotato posted...

Hey man, when you gotta combine the crumbs out of the bottom of 3 or 4 different cereal boxes just to make a full bowl, you do what you gotta do.

Damn I was poor who's rich enough to have more than one box of cereal at a time?
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i think this is a stealth anti gay marriage diversity statement
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it's actually a perfect representation of forced diversity
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fhqwhgads posted...

PoopPotato posted...

Hey man, when you gotta combine the crumbs out of the bottom of 3 or 4 different cereal boxes just to make a full bowl, you do what you gotta do.

Damn I was poor who's rich enough to have more than one box of cereal at a time?

Exactly. When I think poor and cereal I'm reminded of those big resealable bags of knock-off cereal
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Nothing says you support LGBTQ by mixing a bunch of shit that *doesn't* work together.

Oof
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PoopPotato posted...

Hey man, when you gotta combine the crumbs out of the bottom of 3 or 4 different cereal boxes just to make a full bowl, you do what you gotta do.

This. You plebs don't know the struggle.
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Mistere Man posted...

Looks like something to eat dry instead of with milk. Like trail mix.

That's how I eat all cereal. Milk makes cereal gross.

Raikuro posted...

Mistere Man posted...

Looks like something to eat dry instead of with milk. Like trail mix.

That's how I eat all cereal. Milk makes cereal gross.

I eat most of them dry, but sometime I do like some of them better with milk (and sugar) like Rice Krispies.
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