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Zygoptera 11/19/18 9:43:52 AM #1:	the wetness was so damp it seeped through my pants and stained my chair. While wiping there was no fecal matter or brownness. It was like I just farted out water and white mucus. <cite>Zygoptera posted [p:912669102] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>the wetness was so damp it seeped through my pants and stained my chair. While wiping there was no fecal matter or brownness. It was like I just farted out water and white mucus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 11/19/18 9:44:23 AM #2:	You're better than this man --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:912669115] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>You're better than this man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 11/19/18 9:44:44 AM #3:	Were you recently severely constipated? If so, that is normal. --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:912669131] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Were you recently severely constipated? If so, that is normal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zygoptera 11/19/18 9:45:42 AM #4:	No, not constipated . Recent bowel movements haven't been solid. <cite>Zygoptera posted [p:912669170] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>No, not constipated . Recent bowel movements haven't been solid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 11/19/18 9:45:56 AM #5:	Butt stuff --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:912669185] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Butt stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohnoitschris 11/19/18 6:58:37 PM #6:	Keep us posted buddy --- Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac! <cite>ohnoitschris posted [p:912699142] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Keep us posted buddy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lww99 11/19/18 7:00:07 PM #8:	What the heck --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:912699241] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>What the heck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frogman_295 11/19/18 7:10:14 PM #9:	highly suggestive of anal sex --- Pastor of Muppets <cite>frogman_295 posted [p:912699861] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>highly suggestive of anal sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zygoptera 11/19/18 7:15:10 PM #10:	having bowel movement problems lately. Poop hasn't been solid for 2 days and keep having wet farts. <cite>Zygoptera posted [p:912700127] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>having bowel movement problems lately. Poop hasn't been solid for 2 days and keep having wet farts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 11/19/18 7:16:23 PM #11:	frogman_295 posted... highly suggestive of anal sex But the only thing that's been up my ass is me ._. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:912700185] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>frogman_295 posted...</cite> <quote>highly suggestive of anal sex</quote> But the only thing that's been up my ass is me ._.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/19/18 7:18:06 PM #12:	Sweet Jesus. --- "Everything in the game is designed to kill you." - Hidetaka Miyazaki <cite>brestugo posted [p:912700263] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Sweet Jesus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 11/19/18 7:19:10 PM #13:	Butt AIDS --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:912700311] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Butt AIDS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TommyG663513 11/19/18 7:24:28 PM #14:	Get help --- just tell them all your base doesn't belong to us because we were getting stoned...they'll understand-Ken156 <cite>TommyG663513 posted [p:912700598] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Get help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/19/18 7:25:06 PM #15:	Candida overgrowth? --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:912700632] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Candida overgrowth?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tri sapphire 11/19/18 7:29:50 PM #16:	Are you taking some form of diet pill? I know Alli is supposed to do some pretty nasty stuff to you. If not, then it's probably an infection and you should get it checked out. --- "If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed...I must simply laugh!!."- Magus <cite>tri sapphire posted [p:912700893] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Are you taking some form of diet pill? I know Alli is supposed to do some pretty nasty stuff to you. If not, then it's probably an infection and you should get it checked out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner 11/19/18 7:31:37 PM #17:	Did you taste the mucus? --- September 21st, 2008 Never forget <cite>brotrrwinner posted [p:912700985] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Did you taste the mucus?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/19/18 7:31:38 PM #18:	Didn't olestra cause something like this? --- "Everything in the game is designed to kill you." - Hidetaka Miyazaki <cite>brestugo posted [p:912700986] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Didn't olestra cause something like this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 11/19/18 7:32:59 PM #19:	brotrrwinner posted... Did you taste the mucus? This If it tastes like ham you're fine. If it tastes like strawberries get to a doctor ASAP --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:912701077] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote>Did you taste the mucus?</quote> This If it tastes like ham you're fine. If it tastes like strawberries get to a doctor ASAP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohnoitschris 11/19/18 11:38:58 PM #20:	littlebro07 posted... brotrrwinner posted... Did you taste the mucus? This If it tastes like ham you're fine. If it tastes like strawberries get to a doctor ASAP good to know --- Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac! <cite>ohnoitschris posted [p:912715500] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote>Did you taste the mucus?</quote> This If it tastes like ham you're fine. If it tastes like strawberries get to a doctor ASAP</quote> good to know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 11/19/18 11:42:41 PM #21:	brestugo posted... Didn't olestra cause something like this? I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt. --- "life is overrated" - Seiichi Omori 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:912715693] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't olestra cause something like this?</quote> I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/19/18 11:52:02 PM #22:	AlephZero posted... brestugo posted... Didn't olestra cause something like this? I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt. I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out. --- "Everything in the game is designed to kill you." - Hidetaka Miyazaki <cite>brestugo posted [p:912716278] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlephZero posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't olestra cause something like this?</quote> I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt.</quote> I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 11/20/18 12:45:51 AM #23:	brestugo posted... AlephZero posted... brestugo posted... Didn't olestra cause something like this? I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt. I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out. Grandma always said when in doubt throw that oily shit out --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:912718659] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlephZero posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't olestra cause something like this?</quote> I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt.</quote> I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out.</quote> Grandma always said when in doubt throw that oily shit out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/20/18 12:46:53 AM #24:	Are you sure it is not semen? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:912718691] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure it is not semen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zygoptera 11/20/18 7:30:45 AM #25:	I'm positive isn't semen unless it seeped through prostate and got into anal cavity <cite>Zygoptera posted [p:912727938] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote>I'm positive isn't semen unless it seeped through prostate and got into anal cavity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Lyonidias 11/20/18 7:31:55 AM #26:	brestugo posted... AlephZero posted... brestugo posted... Didn't olestra cause something like this? I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt. I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out. Oh my god that's horrible lmao --- she's a killer queen uwu; the user formerly known as joestarrr <cite>_Lyonidias posted [p:912727965] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlephZero posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't olestra cause something like this?</quote> I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt.</quote> I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out.</quote> Oh my god that's horrible lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/20/18 12:29:31 PM #27:	_Lyonidias posted... brestugo posted... AlephZero posted... brestugo posted... Didn't olestra cause something like this? I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt. I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out. Oh my god that's horrible lmao On top of all that it was apparently uncontrollable too. You could fart it out but sometimes it leaked out too. --- "Everything in the game is designed to kill you." - Hidetaka Miyazaki <cite>brestugo posted [p:912739537] in Farted and... [t:77217408]...</cite> <quote><cite>_Lyonidias posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AlephZero posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote>Didn't olestra cause something like this?</quote> I still laugh at the Olestra mess. In moderate consumption it had no adverse effects, you probably wouldn't even notice a difference. But humans being what we are, we decided "It's healthy so that means I can eat the whole bag" and then people started peeing oil out their butt.</quote> I remember hearing people say they had to throw out underwear, pants, shorts, all kinds of clothing. Apparently the oily shit wouldn't wash out.</quote> Oh my god that's horrible lmao</quote> On top of all that it was apparently uncontrollable too. You could fart it out but sometimes it leaked out too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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