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Impavid54
11/12/18 7:41:44 PM
#1:


UKMoG6l

gRpilt3

(I mean rate)

I just want someone before my time runs ooooout

also, I accidently deleted pic 9, for somereason I can't re-add it back
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EclairReturns
11/12/18 7:47:23 PM
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Impavid54 posted...
gRpilt3


I'm guessing you don't want to tell people that you work in fast food. And I personally would recommend that you don't leave picture number three up.
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Impavid54
11/12/18 7:55:11 PM
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EclairReturns posted...

I'm guessing you don't want to tell people that you work in fast food.


lol.

pic 3 is the only good picture of me not smiling :(
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EclairReturns
11/12/18 7:55:54 PM
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Impavid54 posted...
only good picture of me not smiling


Your outfit sucks, though.
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SmokeMassTree
11/12/18 7:58:04 PM
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Will attract many dudes
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LaggnFragnLarry
11/12/18 8:21:33 PM
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i like how it looks like youre holding your junk in pic 8 with that old dude
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LinkPizza
11/12/18 8:33:27 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i like how it looks like youre holding your junk in pic 8 with that old dude

Its to show how large it is.
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HelIWithoutSin
11/12/18 8:37:16 PM
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I heard you ain't got no alibi.
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Impavid54
11/12/18 8:58:05 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i like how it looks like youre holding your junk in pic 8 with that old dude


It's my hat :(

that's my state's senator btw

EclairReturns posted...
Impavid54 posted...
only good picture of me not smiling


Your outfit sucks, though.


how so? I thought I look p swag ngl
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green dragon
11/12/18 9:03:25 PM
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your teeth look really nice

and aren't you in high school? no need to make a tinder account imo
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Impavid54
11/12/18 9:39:26 PM
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green dragon posted...
and aren't you in high school? no need to make a tinder account imo


I need experience
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green dragon
11/12/18 9:42:54 PM
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Impavid54 posted...
green dragon posted...
and aren't you in high school? no need to make a tinder account imo


I need experience

Hence dating girls in high school
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Impavid54
11/12/18 9:59:57 PM
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green dragon posted...
Impavid54 posted...
green dragon posted...
and aren't you in high school? no need to make a tinder account imo


I need experience

Hence dating girls in high school


Well, I had one short but sweet date, and then got immediately turned down by 5 girls

I think I need some guidance
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EclairReturns
11/12/18 10:00:04 PM
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green dragon posted...
dating girls in high school


He's trying but failing, I think, hence why he is trying online dating. He's made some number of topics telling people how he's going to ask some girl out, then ultimately gets shot down.
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minervo
11/12/18 10:07:48 PM
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1. Your legs are crossed the way women do it.
2. Good photo, no roast.
3. Decent photo, no roast.
4. You have a car. Is it your moms? Did you pay for it yourself?
5. His arm around yours shows domination by white guy.
6. Did you attend special classes?
7. You're in the centre, no roast.
8. Your arm around his, no roast.
9. Would be better if you werent in a nerd setting with that sword.

You disrespected all Italians. Watch your back.
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Impavid54
11/12/18 10:39:42 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
green dragon posted...
dating girls in high school


He's trying but failing, I think, hence why he is trying online dating. He's made some number of topics telling people how he's going to ask some girl out, then ultimately gets shot down.


unfortunate truth :(

minervo posted...
4. You have a car. Is it your moms? Did you pay for it yourself?


It's mine, my dad bought it for me. He owns a truck company

minervo posted...
5. His arm around yours shows domination by white guy.


what?

minervo posted...
6. Did you attend special classes?


that's from my homecoming lol. it looks better up close

minervo posted...
9. Would be better if you werent in a nerd setting with that sword.


It's a souvenir shop and the sword is a toy :P I deleted that pic anyhow
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