Board 8 > Why did they lose? Dante, Donkey Kong, Wario, Yoshi

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11/12/18 7:00:56 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.

Yesterday's Matches
Dante lost to Ganondorf
Donkey Kong lost to Vivi
Wario lost to Zero
Yoshi lost to Pikachu


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Captain Falcon lost because... Press F-Zero to pay respects (garetha200)
Lara Croft lost because... Even defeating the Sun Queen couldn't prepare her to take on a Sun Goddess (Johnbobb)
Commander Shepard lost because... His EMS wasn't high enough to defeat Shen Long (Unbridled9)
Aqua lost because... KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality (Underleveled)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Captain Falcon lost because... Even a Falcon with both its wings can't stand up to a One Winged Angel (Pirateking2000)
Lara Croft lost because... Ammy defeated the vile Draven and demanded a sacrifice in her name as a reward. She meant belly rubs but we had a spare virgin lying around... (Unbridled9)
Commander Shepard lost because... No runner-up
Aqua lost because... J7ofvby (GavsEvans123)

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Unbridled9
11/12/18 7:09:56 PM
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Yoshi lost because... chuu ka piikachu pii pi chuuu! pikaa chu kaa Pi-ka-chu chu Pi chu pii. Kaa pika pipi pika-pi ka Pika Pika-pi pii Kachu Pika-chu Kachu-chuuu Pi kaa Kachu! chu chu Pi Chu pika-pika pikaa kachu! Ka Piii Piikaa-pii Pika Pi-i Chu Pikaa pika-chu pika-chu. Pikapi pika-pika pii Pikachu Kaa pikachu kaa piikaa Pi kachu Pika-pi kachu pipi, Pikachu-pika Ka pii kachu pi Chu pikachu chuuu. Piii pikapi piika Pikachu ka! Pi-kaaa-chu, chu Piikachu, pi-i pi-i Chu pikaa Chu kaa Piii Chuu Kachu pikaa chu piii kaa Pi-i piii chu Pikaa, pi-ka-chu, Kaa Piikaa chuuuu pii Pika-chu!

Or... Hear me brethren for I speak! Today is the dawning of a new age. All whom have defied us have fallen and been crushed underfoot by our might! The age of the Pikachu shall come! We have destroyed both man and beast without remorse. Their children and widows cry besides the bodies of their fallen loved ones, overwhelmed by the power of our mighty horde. None shall stand against us! Forwards, my brethren, and let us purge our new foes from this world so that all may come to serve, worship, and grovel before the Pikachu!
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11/12/18 7:40:31 PM
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KokoroAkechi
11/12/18 7:43:16 PM
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Yoshi lost because it doesn't take a genius detective to figure out he's not actually evolved from Dragonite.
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Johnbobb
11/12/18 7:45:28 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Yoshi lost because... chuu ka piikachu pii pi chuuu! pikaa chu kaa Pi-ka-chu chu Pi chu pii. Kaa pika pipi pika-pi ka Pika Pika-pi pii Kachu Pika-chu Kachu-chuuu Pi kaa Kachu! chu chu Pi Chu pika-pika pikaa kachu! Ka Piii Piikaa-pii Pika Pi-i Chu Pikaa pika-chu pika-chu. Pikapi pika-pika pii Pikachu Kaa pikachu kaa piikaa Pi kachu Pika-pi kachu pipi, Pikachu-pika Ka pii kachu pi Chu pikachu chuuu. Piii pikapi piika Pikachu ka! Pi-kaaa-chu, chu Piikachu, pi-i pi-i Chu pikaa Chu kaa Piii Chuu Kachu pikaa chu piii kaa Pi-i piii chu Pikaa, pi-ka-chu, Kaa Piikaa chuuuu pii Pika-chu!

Or... Hear me brethren for I speak! Today is the dawning of a new age. All whom have defied us have fallen and been crushed underfoot by our might! The age of the Pikachu shall come! We have destroyed both man and beast without remorse. Their children and widows cry besides the bodies of their fallen loved ones, overwhelmed by the power of our mighty horde. None shall stand against us! Forwards, my brethren, and let us purge our new foes from this world so that all may come to serve, worship, and grovel before the Pikachu!

Is that a reference to the quote from Pikachu > Kratos or a different reference I don't get?
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Johnbobb
11/12/18 7:46:16 PM
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Yoshi lost because he couldn't evolve, so he died off with the rest of the dinosaurs
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ZeldaTPLink
11/12/18 7:46:36 PM
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Vivi set the Banana Hoard on fire.
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Johnbobb
11/12/18 7:53:18 PM
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Dante lost because he couldn't fill Ganondorf's dark soul with LIGHT!
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GavsEvans123
11/12/18 7:57:43 PM
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Dante wasn't destined to be the one who would fill Ganondorf's dark soul with light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqe-inZ_RRc" data-time="


Is Hatsune Miku eligible to be in the contest? If she is, I'll try rallying her in next time.
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Johnbobb
11/12/18 7:58:40 PM
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man I literally just made that joke
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GavsEvans123
11/12/18 8:02:34 PM
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My bad, it wasn't there while I was typing. Consider it a vote for you.
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/12/18 9:03:38 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Yoshi lost because... chuu ka piikachu pii pi chuuu! pikaa chu kaa Pi-ka-chu chu Pi chu pii. Kaa pika pipi pika-pi ka Pika Pika-pi pii Kachu Pika-chu Kachu-chuuu Pi kaa Kachu! chu chu Pi Chu pika-pika pikaa kachu! Ka Piii Piikaa-pii Pika Pi-i Chu Pikaa pika-chu pika-chu. Pikapi pika-pika pii Pikachu Kaa pikachu kaa piikaa Pi kachu Pika-pi kachu pipi, Pikachu-pika Ka pii kachu pi Chu pikachu chuuu. Piii pikapi piika Pikachu ka! Pi-kaaa-chu, chu Piikachu, pi-i pi-i Chu pikaa Chu kaa Piii Chuu Kachu pikaa chu piii kaa Pi-i piii chu Pikaa, pi-ka-chu, Kaa Piikaa chuuuu pii Pika-chu!

Or... Hear me brethren for I speak! Today is the dawning of a new age. All whom have defied us have fallen and been crushed underfoot by our might! The age of the Pikachu shall come! We have destroyed both man and beast without remorse. Their children and widows cry besides the bodies of their fallen loved ones, overwhelmed by the power of our mighty horde. None shall stand against us! Forwards, my brethren, and let us purge our new foes from this world so that all may come to serve, worship, and grovel before the Pikachu!


Johnbobb posted...
Dante lost because he couldn't fill Ganondorf's dark soul with LIGHT!

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11/12/18 10:28:15 PM
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Exodecai
11/12/18 10:34:58 PM
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Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud.
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SSJSephirothGokuX123
11/13/18 12:10:07 AM
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AranShiizaa
11/13/18 12:17:28 AM
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
D5EtFy0


We have a winner.
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Unbridled9
11/13/18 12:27:42 AM
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Exodecai posted...
Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud.

Dic Piks strikes again!
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_SecretSquirrel
11/13/18 12:31:10 AM
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Exodecai posted...
Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud.

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MetalmindStats
11/13/18 12:34:15 AM
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Exodecai posted...
Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud.

SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
D5EtFy0
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ScareChan
11/13/18 2:07:12 AM
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MetalmindStats posted...
Exodecai posted...
Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud.

SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
D5EtFy0

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ScareChan
11/13/18 2:11:14 AM
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Dante lost because he was prepared for Rebellion, but not for Calamity
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hylianknight3
11/13/18 2:20:10 AM
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
D5EtFy0

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LinkMarioSamus
11/13/18 3:43:41 AM
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Johnbobb posted...
Dante lost because he couldn't fill Ganondorf's dark soul with LIGHT!


DK lost because he was overly confident that the third time would be the charm.

Wario lost because DOH I MISSED

Johnbobb posted...
Yoshi lost because he couldn't evolve, so he died off with the rest of the dinosaurs

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FBike1
11/13/18 3:50:22 AM
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Exodecai posted...
Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud.

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Johnbobb
11/13/18 7:09:44 AM
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hylianknight3 posted...
SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
D5EtFy0

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11/13/18 7:43:14 AM
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Johnbobb posted...
Yoshi lost because he couldn't evolve, so he died off with the rest of the dinosaurs

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LinkMarioSamus
11/13/18 7:49:17 AM
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I already voted for that one, but I couldn't resist this:

WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? ELECTRICIC MICE!
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igordebraga
11/13/18 10:10:39 AM
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Dante lost because he couldn't fill Ganondorf's dark soul with LIGHT!

Vivi set the Banana Hoard on fire.

D5EtFy0

Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud. (though the Electric mice one is also good)
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11/13/18 10:59:06 AM
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7 Votes
D5EtFy0 (SSJGSephirothGokuX123)
Yoshi lost because Detective Pikachu was on the case.... The IRS finally got Yoshi for tax fraud. (Exodecai)

6 Votes

5 Votes
Dante lost because he couldn't fill Ganondorf's dark soul with LIGHT! (Johnbobb)

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Yoshi lost because he couldn't evolve, so he died off with the rest of the dinosaurs (Johnbobb)

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Yoshi lost because... chuu ka piikachu pii pi chuuu! pikaa chu kaa Pi-ka-chu chu Pi chu pii. Kaa pika pipi pika-pi ka Pika Pika-pi pii Kachu Pika-chu Kachu-chuuu Pi kaa Kachu! chu chu Pi Chu pika-pika pikaa kachu! Ka Piii Piikaa-pii Pika Pi-i Chu Pikaa pika-chu pika-chu. Pikapi pika-pika pii Pikachu Kaa pikachu kaa piikaa Pi kachu Pika-pi kachu pipi, Pikachu-pika Ka pii kachu pi Chu pikachu chuuu. Piii pikapi piika Pikachu ka! Pi-kaaa-chu, chu Piikachu, pi-i pi-i Chu pikaa Chu kaa Piii Chuu Kachu pikaa chu piii kaa Pi-i piii chu Pikaa, pi-ka-chu, Kaa Piikaa chuuuu pii Pika-chu!

Or... Hear me brethren for I speak! Today is the dawning of a new age. All whom have defied us have fallen and been crushed underfoot by our might! The age of the Pikachu shall come! We have destroyed both man and beast without remorse. Their children and widows cry besides the bodies of their fallen loved ones, overwhelmed by the power of our mighty horde. None shall stand against us! Forwards, my brethren, and let us purge our new foes from this world so that all may come to serve, worship, and grovel before the Pikachu! (Unbridled9)
Vivi set the Banana Hoard on fire. (ZeldaTPLink)

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Dante
Dante lost because he was prepared for Rebellion, but not for Calamity (ScareChan)

Donkey Kong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqe-inZ_RRc" data-time="
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DK lost because he was overly confident that the third time would be the charm. (LMS)

Wario
Wario lost because DOH I MISSED (LMS)

Yoshi
Yoshi lost because it doesn't take a genius detective to figure out he's not actually evolved from Dragonite. (KokoroAkechi)
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11/13/18 12:43:30 PM
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11/13/18 4:49:15 PM
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11/13/18 5:01:35 PM
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Come on, people!
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