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smoliske
11/06/18 12:35:30 AM
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Randall put my order in the oven at 11:33pm

more updates to follow
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hotcegaI
11/06/18 12:36:35 AM
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Randall?

So you give a fake name
perhaps the girlfriend is fake
perhaps YOU are a fakir
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Trumpo
11/06/18 12:37:05 AM
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Enjoy your pineapple pizza
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Flockaveli
11/06/18 12:37:30 AM
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Ew Dominos? Ew.
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smoliske
11/06/18 12:37:42 AM
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hotcegaI posted...
Randall?

So you give a fake name
perhaps the girlfriend is fake
perhaps YOU are a fakir

ylyy0vm
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 12:40:32 AM
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smoliske posted...
hotcegaI posted...
Randall?

So you give a fake name
perhaps the girlfriend is fake
perhaps YOU are a fakir

ylyy0vm


oh god they put the kids in the oven
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smoliske
11/06/18 12:42:33 AM
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randall double checked my order for perfection at 11:40 pm
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smoliske
11/06/18 12:57:57 AM
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Salina left the store with my order at 11:56pm
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Flockaveli
11/06/18 1:01:11 AM
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Are you going to tip Salina?
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bossjony
11/06/18 1:01:42 AM
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Flockaveli posted...
Are you going to tip Salina?

Hot
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TeaMilk
11/06/18 1:03:12 AM
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why cant you pay for your own pizza, sean?
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smoliske
11/06/18 1:07:59 AM
#13:


no pineapple, BEEF
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PlsGodDontBanMe
11/06/18 1:08:21 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
why cant you pay for your own pizza, sean?


hes got to milk his gf all he can before she either wakes up and ditches his ass or dries her up.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/06/18 1:11:14 AM
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PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
TeaMilk posted...
why cant you pay for your own pizza, sean?


hes got to milk his gf all he can before she either wakes up and ditches his ass or dries her up.


Ya know... it's a shame. After the anger, she'll get bitter. That's when she really starts jamming catheters up your dick with brute force. I've met nurses like that. Single, angry, and catheter happy.
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Oldin
11/06/18 1:23:11 AM
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man, i wish i had my own pizza
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 1:23:50 AM
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mmm za
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DocileOrangeCup
11/06/18 2:06:28 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/06/18 2:08:33 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
mmm za


*SLAP*

Don't call it za.
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 5:54:06 AM
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I'll call it whatever the hell I want

also mods isn't e-slapping someone """threatening""" them?
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MabusIncarnate
11/06/18 5:58:27 AM
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Wtf do those devil children have to do with pizza?
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_Rinku_
11/06/18 6:17:33 AM
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You can order pizza that late?
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 6:28:25 AM
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_Rinku_ posted...
You can order pizza that late?


za places are alway open
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_Rinku_
11/06/18 8:08:13 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
You can order pizza that late?


za places are alway open

Not around here. :(
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Oldin
11/06/18 8:09:52 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
You can order pizza that late?


za places are alway open

french?
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happibivouac
11/06/18 8:25:21 AM
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funny, my gf coffeebeanz just made me pizza
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The Trent
11/06/18 8:32:23 AM
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poor TC
he had to make up a fake girlfriend on www.gamefaqs.com just to order shitty pizza
you have my sympathy, friend
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 9:02:35 AM
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The Trent posted...
poor TC
he had to make up a fake girlfriend on www.gamefaqs.com just to order shitty pizza
you have my sympathy, friend

I exist :(
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deanshow
11/06/18 9:06:32 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
smoliske posted...
hotcegaI posted...
Randall?

So you give a fake name
perhaps the girlfriend is fake
perhaps YOU are a fakir

ylyy0vm


oh god they put the kids in the oven

Little kids with a side of pepperoni
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 9:07:06 AM
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deanshow posted...
_Lyonidias posted...
smoliske posted...
hotcegaI posted...
Randall?

So you give a fake name
perhaps the girlfriend is fake
perhaps YOU are a fakir

ylyy0vm


oh god they put the kids in the oven

Little kids with a side of pepperoni


Mmmm pepperoni babies
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YourDrunkFather
11/06/18 9:22:35 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
You can order pizza that late?


za places are alway open


Now you just sound like you're typing in an German accent
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 10:07:13 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
_Lyonidias posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
You can order pizza that late?


za places are alway open


Now you just sound like you're typing in an German accent


Uh oh now CE is gonna accuse me of mocking German people

I swear Im not actually germanist or something
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Lost_All_Senses
11/06/18 10:09:20 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
The Trent posted...
poor TC
he had to make up a fake girlfriend on www.gamefaqs.com just to order shitty pizza
you have my sympathy, friend

I exist :(


That's what you think.

*Your body starts fading away*
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 10:10:25 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
_Lyonidias posted...
The Trent posted...
poor TC
he had to make up a fake girlfriend on www.gamefaqs.com just to order shitty pizza
you have my sympathy, friend

I exist :(


That's what you think.

*Your body starts fading away*


Oh man thatd be a huge burden off everyone
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P4wn4g3
11/06/18 10:20:57 AM
#37:


This is the first time Sean has ever been able to afford pizza
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smoliske
11/06/18 10:39:25 AM
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just woke up time to poop
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 11:02:16 AM
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Goats posted...
I'll take a pep and bacon @_Lyonidias


Eh nah Im not feeding any more men
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The Trent
11/06/18 11:03:48 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
The Trent posted...
poor TC
he had to make up a fake girlfriend on www.gamefaqs.com just to order shitty pizza
you have my sympathy, friend

I exist :(


then i may have even more pity for you than for him =(
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_Lyonidias
11/06/18 11:07:42 AM
#43:


P4wn4g3 posted...
This is the first time Sean has ever been able to afford pizza


this and similar posts are wack as hell lol
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RebelElite791
11/06/18 11:08:05 AM
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How does it feel knowing your girlfriend makes fun of people with disabilities
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smoliske
11/06/18 11:11:02 AM
#45:


How does it feel to constantly puke out garbage in your posts
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RebelElite791
11/06/18 11:12:35 AM
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Its not garbage if its true m8
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Honeycon
11/06/18 11:17:00 AM
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^ dont expect substantial posts from manchild. Just to be clear, that is the TC.
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FrisbeeDude
11/06/18 11:19:17 AM
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smoliske posted...
How does it feel to constantly puke out garbage in your posts


...you literally made this topic though
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smoliske
11/06/18 11:20:11 AM
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FrisbeeDude posted...
smoliske posted...
How does it feel to constantly puke out garbage in your posts


...you literally made this topic though


Implying Dominos is garbage

lmao
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Honeycon
11/06/18 11:20:22 AM
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^ I know right? What an awtistic hypocrite.
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