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Topic	my girlfriend joestarrr just ordered me a pizza
Johnny_Nutcase 11/06/18 1:11:14 AM #16:	PlsGodDontBanMe posted... TeaMilk posted... why cant you pay for your own pizza, sean? hes got to milk his gf all he can before she either wakes up and ditches his ass or dries her up. Ya know... it's a shame. After the anger, she'll get bitter. That's when she really starts jamming catheters up your dick with brute force. I've met nurses like that. Single, angry, and catheter happy. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:911896290] in my girlfri... [t:77175168]...</cite> <quote><cite>PlsGodDontBanMe posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>why cant you pay for your own pizza, sean?</quote> hes got to milk his gf all he can before she either wakes up and ditches his ass or dries her up.</quote> Ya know... it's a shame. After the anger, she'll get bitter. That's when she really starts jamming catheters up your dick with brute force. I've met nurses like that. Single, angry, and catheter happy. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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