Current Events > Wife threw up in the uber last night :(

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lilORANG
11/04/18 9:51:45 AM
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Sucked
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Cheater87
11/04/18 9:52:28 AM
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Yikes, did you pay for clean up?
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lilORANG
11/04/18 9:53:23 AM
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I cleaned it myself so he said he wouldn't charge the cleaning fee, which was going to be $240.
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MrPeppers
11/04/18 9:54:48 AM
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Girlfriend did that on the ride home from a wedding about 2 months ago. I was too drunk to clean up and it ended up costing like $140.
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lilORANG
11/04/18 10:13:32 AM
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awesome999
11/04/18 10:15:55 AM
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lilORANG posted...
I cleaned it myself so he said he wouldn't charge the cleaning fee, which was going to be $240.

Did you lick it off while gazing suggestively at the Uber driver's eyes?
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lilORANG
11/04/18 10:18:34 AM
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awesome999 posted...
lilORANG posted...
I cleaned it myself so he said he wouldn't charge the cleaning fee, which was going to be $240.

Did you lick it off while gazing suggestively at the Uber driver's eyes?

why else would he waive the cleaning fee?
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Muffinz0rz
11/04/18 10:22:23 AM
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lilORANG posted...
I cleaned it myself so he said he wouldn't charge the cleaning fee, which was going to be $240.

With what, a paper towel?

How is a drunken mopjob sufficient enough to get a guy to waive that kind of fee
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Turtlebread
11/04/18 10:22:52 AM
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wtf whern did you get married lilorang
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SaithSayer
11/04/18 10:23:33 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Sucked

And now you know why she was stopping halfway down.
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lilORANG
11/04/18 10:23:34 AM
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Kombucha
11/04/18 10:25:44 AM
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Don't they ban people for vomiting in the back of vehicles these days?
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Alphamon
11/04/18 10:26:17 AM
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lilORANG posted...
June m8

weren't you complaining about her being sooper hot then getting fat or something
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lilORANG
11/04/18 10:26:46 AM
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Kombucha posted...
Don't they ban people for vomiting in the back of vehicles these days?

he gave us 5 stars bc I was nice and we cleaned it up.

Plus we gave him the max tip. Why is there even a maximum tip? Is it to prevent prostitution?
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Lost_All_Senses
11/04/18 10:27:02 AM
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MrPeppers posted...
Girlfriend did that on the ride home from a wedding about 2 months ago. I was too drunk to clean up and it ended up costing like $140.


Lol, Id be coming off like a creep at that price.

*Someone throws up, looks up and sees me smirking*
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thronedfire2
11/04/18 10:31:06 AM
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Yeah I would check your bank accoun over the next couple weeks, youll probably get that fee. Driver isnt gonna pass up a free detailing for his whole car just cause you wiped it up
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lilORANG
11/04/18 10:32:36 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Yeah I would check your bank accoun over the next couple weeks, youll probably get that fee. Driver isnt gonna pass up a free detailing for his whole car just cause you wiped it up

Yeah, I know. He specifically told me he wouldn't charge me the fee tho, so I'd at least try to contest it if the charge does come out. Also max tipped him for the trouble.
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littlebro07
11/04/18 10:35:45 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Kombucha posted...
Don't they ban people for vomiting in the back of vehicles these days?

he gave us 5 stars bc I was nice and we cleaned it up.

Plus we gave him the max tip. Why is there even a maximum tip? Is it to prevent prostitution?


How much was the max tip? I had someone tip me $30 in the app for a $15 ride a couple months back.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/04/18 10:37:15 AM
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lilORANG posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
Yeah I would check your bank accoun over the next couple weeks, youll probably get that fee. Driver isnt gonna pass up a free detailing for his whole car just cause you wiped it up

Yeah, I know. He specifically told me he wouldn't charge me the fee tho, so I'd at least try to contest it if the charge does come out. Also max tipped him for the trouble.


People in the real world can be more reasonable than a lot here believe
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lilORANG
11/04/18 10:49:21 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
lilORANG posted...
Kombucha posted...
Don't they ban people for vomiting in the back of vehicles these days?

he gave us 5 stars bc I was nice and we cleaned it up.

Plus we gave him the max tip. Why is there even a maximum tip? Is it to prevent prostitution?


How much was the max tip? I had someone tip me $30 in the app for a $15 ride a couple months back.

We tried to tip 30 and it said 25 was the max on a $13 ride
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Flintlock_Staff
11/04/18 10:53:35 AM
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Probably double the cost of the ride is the max it seems
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
11/04/18 10:58:09 AM
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the puke stench is gonna stay in his car. it is really hard to get rid of that stench.
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