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Cocytus 10/30/18 3:18:46 PM #1:	A million dollars but you can never have sex again. - Results (18 votes) 1. Take the money 61.11% (11 votes) 11 2. No deal 38.89% (7 votes) 7 A million free and clear, no tax or bs. If you haven't had sex yet, same rule applies, you can never have sex in the future. Private stimulation is your only option. You can look at porn. Nothing interactive though, like phone sex or live cams, etc. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911465743] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote> A million dollars but you can never have sex again. - Results (18 votes) 1. Take the money 61.11% (11 votes) 11 2. No deal 38.89% (7 votes) 7 A million free and clear, no tax or bs. If you haven't had sex yet, same rule applies, you can never have sex in the future. Private stimulation is your only option. You can look at porn. Nothing interactive though, like phone sex or live cams, etc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ComfortablySad 10/30/18 3:19:18 PM #2:	F* no. That's not even that much money. --- Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old. <cite>ComfortablySad posted [p:911465773] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>F* no. That's not even that much money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/30/18 3:19:37 PM #3:	what would be the point --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:911465796] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>what would be the point</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 10/30/18 3:19:38 PM #4:	A million dollars and nothing changes <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:911465798] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>A million dollars and nothing changes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/30/18 3:19:55 PM #5:	ComfortablySad posted... F* no. That's not even that much money. lol, American dollars, not Canadian. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911465823] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>ComfortablySad posted...</cite> <quote>F* no. That's not even that much money.</quote> lol, American dollars, not Canadian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/30/18 3:20:16 PM #6:	TheMarthKoopa posted... A million dollars and nothing changes That is the scenario for some people, yes. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911465836] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>A million dollars and nothing changes</quote> That is the scenario for some people, yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/30/18 3:20:56 PM #7:	ThyCorndog posted... what would be the point Of taking the money? <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911465878] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>what would be the point</quote> Of taking the money?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Havik 10/30/18 3:21:24 PM #8:	Easy money. --- "What happens when woodchucks learn how to chuck wood? Digital only wont defend you from wood chucking wood chucks weilding nunchucks."-LordMarshal. <cite>Havik posted [p:911465903] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Easy money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/30/18 3:49:28 PM #9:	money > sex <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911467708] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>money > sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 10/30/18 3:55:27 PM #10:	So I can still get and give oral? --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:911468131] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>So I can still get and give oral?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmaster148 10/30/18 3:57:12 PM #11:	I'm asexual so this works for me. --- https://imgur.com/BBcZDLJ <cite>Tmaster148 posted [p:911468243] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>I'm asexual so this works for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 10/31/18 7:29:23 AM #12:	RiderofHogs posted... So I can still get and give oral? No <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911508478] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote>So I can still get and give oral?</quote> No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FarFromFields 10/31/18 7:31:49 AM #13:	I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing. --- Just because this life ain't easy, doesn't make it bad... <cite>FarFromFields posted [p:911508529] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 10/31/18 7:32:33 AM #14:	i would need more money --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:911508544] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>i would need more money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yomi 10/31/18 7:33:47 AM #15:	FarFromFields posted... I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing. The fact that you're legit shocked about that has me legit shocked. --- Chez moi, il fait beau. <cite>Yomi posted [p:911508569] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>FarFromFields posted...</cite> <quote>I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing.</quote> The fact that you're legit shocked about that has me legit shocked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 11/01/18 3:13:45 AM #16:	Yomi posted... FarFromFields posted... I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing. The fact that you're legit shocked about that has me legit shocked. I didn't think that many people could be that low on the food chain. --- [ S p e e d b o o s t ] https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:911565361] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yomi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FarFromFields posted...</cite> <quote>I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing.</quote> The fact that you're legit shocked about that has me legit shocked.</quote> I didn't think that many people could be that low on the food chain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cartwheel_Kick 11/01/18 3:20:25 AM #17:	No fuck? fuck no <cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted [p:911565508] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>No fuck? fuck no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyrannosaurus 11/01/18 3:23:18 AM #18:	Hell no --- Mmmm... Goat... <cite>Tyrannosaurus posted [p:911565566] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Hell no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MJOLNRVII 11/01/18 3:37:49 AM #19:	TheMarthKoopa posted... A million dollars and nothing changes --- https://imgtc.com/i/WBp3VHL.gif https://imgtc.com/i/aGc8opg.gif https://imgtc.com/i/tQBwJ35.gif <cite>MJOLNRVII posted [p:911565886] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>A million dollars and nothing changes</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/01/18 3:03:53 PM #20:	FarFromFields posted... I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing. But the money! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911603974] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>FarFromFields posted...</cite> <quote>I'm legit shocked that option 1 is winning. This board is depressing.</quote> But the money!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOnionKnight 11/01/18 3:05:39 PM #21:	How the hell is taking the money winning. Dear god you people gotta go live life. --- The owls are not what they seem. <cite>TheOnionKnight posted [p:911604080] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>How the hell is taking the money winning. Dear god you people gotta go live life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FarFromFields 11/01/18 3:19:34 PM #22:	TheOnionKnight posted... How the hell is taking the money winning. Dear god you people gotta go live life. It's not even THAT much money. Yeah it's not likely, but there's a chance any of us could make that kind of money by other means. --- Just because this life ain't easy, doesn't make it bad... <cite>FarFromFields posted [p:911605054] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheOnionKnight posted...</cite> <quote>How the hell is taking the money winning. Dear god you people gotta go live life.</quote> It's not even THAT much money. Yeah it's not likely, but there's a chance any of us could make that kind of money by other means.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/01/18 3:36:49 PM #23:	FarFromFields posted... It's not even THAT much money O_o <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911606446] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>FarFromFields posted...</cite> <quote> It's not even THAT much money</quote> O_o</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 11/01/18 3:50:34 PM #24:	MJOLNRVII posted... TheMarthKoopa posted... A million dollars and nothing changes --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:911607466] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>MJOLNRVII posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMarthKoopa posted...</cite> <quote>A million dollars and nothing changes</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 11/01/18 3:54:32 PM #25:	What is this "again" clause...? --- Washable toilet paper. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:911607767] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>What is this "again" clause...?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 11/01/18 4:00:02 PM #26:	Not a chance --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:911608202] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Not a chance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FarFromFields 11/01/18 5:53:06 PM #27:	Cocytus posted... FarFromFields posted... It's not even THAT much money O_o Some of the biggest idiots on the planet fall ass backwards into millions of dollars every single day. You can get a million dollars on a single great idea, or just by luck even. People earn that kind of money making viral videos. 15% of American households have at least a million dollars, those aren't terrible odds. --- Just because this life ain't easy, doesn't make it bad... <cite>FarFromFields posted [p:911616626] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cocytus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FarFromFields posted...</cite> <quote> It's not even THAT much money</quote> O_o</quote> Some of the biggest idiots on the planet fall ass backwards into millions of dollars every single day. You can get a million dollars on a single great idea, or just by luck even. People earn that kind of money making viral videos. 15% of American households have at least a million dollars, those aren't terrible odds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 11/01/18 6:08:41 PM #28:	The money. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:911617811] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>The money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/01/18 7:13:25 PM #29:	FarFromFields posted... Cocytus posted... FarFromFields posted... It's not even THAT much money O_o Some of the biggest idiots on the planet fall ass backwards into millions of dollars every single day. You can get a million dollars on a single great idea, or just by luck even. People earn that kind of money making viral videos. 15% of American households have at least a million dollars, those aren't terrible odds. Still, it's a lot of money. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911622733] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>FarFromFields posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cocytus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FarFromFields posted...</cite> <quote> It's not even THAT much money</quote> O_o</quote> Some of the biggest idiots on the planet fall ass backwards into millions of dollars every single day. You can get a million dollars on a single great idea, or just by luck even. People earn that kind of money making viral videos. 15% of American households have at least a million dollars, those aren't terrible odds.</quote> Still, it's a lot of money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/02/18 9:57:06 AM #30:	Holy shit a 50/50 tie! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911660106] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit a 50/50 tie!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 11/02/18 10:39:44 PM #31:	People choosing the money option never had sex before. --- https://imgur.com/gWCYPlD https://imgur.com/J9kjYjA https://imgur.com/Ls3OgWR <cite>Awesome posted [p:911706447] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>People choosing the money option never had sex before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 11/02/18 10:50:32 PM #32:	Awesome posted... People choosing the money option never had sex before. --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:911707014] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Awesome posted...</cite> <quote>People choosing the money option never had sex before.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 11/02/18 10:54:54 PM #33:	Zodd3224 posted... Awesome posted... People choosing the money option never had sex before. This x1000. It's mind-boggling that the poll is this fucking close. A million dollars (yes, American TC) isn't even SO much money anymore. Like, it'd be fantastic, but I would need an exorbitant amount of money that would last me my entire life to swear off sex. --- -Revenant Dracanea- <cite>LostForest posted [p:911707269] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Awesome posted...</cite> <quote>People choosing the money option never had sex before.</quote></quote> This x1000. It's mind-boggling that the poll is this fucking close. A million dollars (yes, American TC) isn't even SO much money anymore. Like, it'd be fantastic, but I would need an exorbitant amount of money that would last me my entire life to swear off sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/04/18 8:58:54 AM #34:	One last bump. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911783817] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>One last bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChewedMint 11/04/18 9:53:22 AM #35:	lmao at people itt getting triggered <cite>ChewedMint posted [p:911785586] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>lmao at people itt getting triggered</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 11/04/18 9:59:30 AM #36:	What if I have a girl stick a fleshlight in her vagina? Does that count? <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:911785791] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>What if I have a girl stick a fleshlight in her vagina? Does that count?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Learning 11/04/18 10:03:04 AM #37:	Awesome posted... People choosing the money option never had sex before. So they're just like you --- I'm feeling stoned and alone like a heretic And I'm ready to meet my maker <cite>Learning posted [p:911785927] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Awesome posted...</cite> <quote>People choosing the money option never had sex before.</quote> So they're just like you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/04/18 11:11:59 AM #38:	Sex is finally getting a lead over money. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911788641] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Sex is finally getting a lead over money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/04/18 11:12:37 AM #39:	Not by much though. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911788669] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Not by much though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/05/18 7:40:35 AM #40:	Money wins the poll by a nose. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911840684] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Money wins the poll by a nose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rioushu 11/05/18 7:50:24 AM #41:	If I had never had sex before then it wouldn't be again, so I'll take the money without the restriction. thanks. --- engligh <cite>Rioushu posted [p:911840943] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>If I had never had sex before then it wouldn't be again, so I'll take the money without the restriction. thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 11/05/18 7:51:03 AM #42:	Maybe if it applied to the rest of the year. Otherwise hell no. <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:911840963] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Maybe if it applied to the rest of the year. Otherwise hell no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Black_Arch 11/05/18 7:59:41 AM #43:	I steal the money and then fuck hookers for years. Basically just use all the money on lots of hookers all the time day in and day out. Just, hooker hookers hookers. --- Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Give me Liberty, or give me Death! - Patrick Henry <cite>Black_Arch posted [p:911841178] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>I steal the money and then fuck hookers for years. Basically just use all the money on lots of hookers all the time day in and day out. Just, hooker hookers hookers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 11/05/18 8:02:20 AM #44:	Even though sex isnt the only important part of a religion it's a big enough part where idk if I could be happy without it. Sure I could still cuddle with him and do other relationship type stuff but what happens when we're making out and both in the mood. Do I just stop? Yeah I'll pass --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:911841260] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Even though sex isnt the only important part of a religion it's a big enough part where idk if I could be happy without it. Sure I could still cuddle with him and do other relationship type stuff but what happens when we're making out and both in the mood. Do I just stop? Yeah I'll pass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaithSayer 11/05/18 8:08:56 AM #45:	Key posted... Even though sex isnt the only important part of a religion it's a big enough part where idk if I could be happy without it. Sure I could still cuddle with him and do other relationship type stuff but what happens when we're making out and both in the mood. Do I just stop? Yeah I'll pass religion <cite>SaithSayer posted [p:911841454] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote>Even though sex isnt the only important part of a religion it's a big enough part where idk if I could be happy without it. Sure I could still cuddle with him and do other relationship type stuff but what happens when we're making out and both in the mood. Do I just stop? Yeah I'll pass</quote> religion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fossil 11/05/18 8:09:52 AM #46:	Awesome posted... People choosing the money option never had sex before. Or they aren't weak and tied down by lust. --- http://i.imgtc.com/fHHz9y2.png <cite>Fossil posted [p:911841485] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Awesome posted...</cite> <quote>People choosing the money option never had sex before.</quote> Or they aren't weak and tied down by lust.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Key 11/05/18 4:44:06 PM #47:	SaithSayer posted... Key posted... Even though sex isnt the only important part of a religion it's a big enough part where idk if I could be happy without it. Sure I could still cuddle with him and do other relationship type stuff but what happens when we're making out and both in the mood. Do I just stop? Yeah I'll pass religion Lol should say relationship --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) <cite>Key posted [p:911867700] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote><cite>SaithSayer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Key posted...</cite> <quote>Even though sex isnt the only important part of a religion it's a big enough part where idk if I could be happy without it. Sure I could still cuddle with him and do other relationship type stuff but what happens when we're making out and both in the mood. Do I just stop? Yeah I'll pass</quote> religion</quote> Lol should say relationship</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 11/05/18 4:47:10 PM #48:	I'm gonna need more money than that before I commit myself to a real doll and dildo for the rest of my life. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE <cite>slothica posted [p:911867886] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>I'm gonna need more money than that before I commit myself to a real doll and dildo for the rest of my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 11/06/18 1:29:00 PM #49:	I been thinking on this and I'd still take the million. And people who say a million dollars isn't a lot of money is nuts, imo. And even though sex is winning the poll atm, there sure is a whole lot of other people who would take the million, so it's not an unpopular or irrational opinion. <cite>Cocytus posted [p:911919877] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>I been thinking on this and I'd still take the million. And people who say a million dollars isn't a lot of money is nuts, imo. And even though sex is winning the poll atm, there sure is a whole lot of other people who would take the million, so it's not an unpopular or irrational opinion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drumiester 11/06/18 1:30:22 PM #50:	Sex has done nothing but fuck my life up. Taking the $ and watching porn --- Currently Playing: Sonic Mania I Love Sasha Banks and Lana! <cite>Drumiester posted [p:911919952] in A million ... [t:77149623]...</cite> <quote>Sex has done nothing but fuck my life up. Taking the $ and watching porn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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