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R0N1N187
10/23/18 1:07:03 AM
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Whats it like?
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ProfessorKukui
10/23/18 1:09:43 AM
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Embarrassing.
Apparently the mall fountain is not the place for skinny dipping.
I mean, why have all that water then?!
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ExtremeLuchador
10/23/18 1:10:53 AM
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I got hit by a Ford Escort once.
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HighOnSolar
10/23/18 1:12:41 AM
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I played an escort mission once
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Shotgunnova
10/23/18 1:13:51 AM
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HighOnSolar posted...
I played an escort mission once

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Rikiaz
10/23/18 1:15:00 AM
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HighOnSolar posted...
I played an escort mission once

I played a mission where I was being escorted before.
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smoliske
10/23/18 1:15:25 AM
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dj1200
10/23/18 1:22:29 AM
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Really weird.
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Manocheese
10/23/18 1:33:57 AM
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@Sativa_Rose, was it you that posted a story about this?
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tremain07
10/23/18 2:02:06 AM
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CE used to have a poster who would regularly entertain us with his escort tales. Wonder what happened to him
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MuayThai85
10/23/18 2:10:04 AM
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I use to drive escorts for a few years. I've also been with an escort (that job had me on call 24/7 while in little oil towns in the middle of no where so it was pretty much the only way to get laid) and was even paid to have an escort give me head.

My only suggestion is to find an escort review board for your city and only choose a girl with good reviews.
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Sativa_Rose
10/23/18 4:06:52 AM
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Manocheese posted...
@Sativa_Rose, was it you that posted a story about this?


Yeah a few times. It was fine. The bad part for me was that you kind of feel like you're being rushed, but that may be because I was not with good enough (basically expensive enough) providers. So that took away from the experience but I am sure it is not always like that.

I think I would rather be a sugar daddy, but that is even more expensive, lol. Some day.
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Bad_Mojo
10/23/18 4:08:34 AM
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Twice for me

First time was great because she was fun to be around. Second one wouldn't let me kiss her, so it just threw the entire thing out for me and wasn't a good time.
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Anisoptera
10/23/18 4:09:39 AM
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Jonestown
10/23/18 4:10:33 AM
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I escorted a female Tauren in Tarren Mills more than a few times.
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Bad_Mojo
10/23/18 4:11:28 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
https://imgur.com/df4uH6A


This is going to blow your mind, but if you take 20 seconds to use imgtc then Text-To-Image would work and it would me your entire post so much better
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electricbugs2
10/23/18 4:13:21 AM
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Dated one. Three fun weeks out of it but she was a headcase by week four and on.

Funny enough me and my best friend were dating escorts at the same time but his was relatively normal so I drew the short straw.
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MuayThai85
10/23/18 4:17:19 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
https://imgur.com/df4uH6A


For her minimum rate, you can fly round trip to Thailand or the Philippines for a week, get a decent hotel and fuck 20 different girls and still have some money left over in the end.
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Garrmanarnarr
10/23/18 4:18:15 AM
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Unless you have 2 kidneys, I wouldn't recommend it.
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Kazi1212
10/23/18 4:49:54 AM
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Make sure the girl has good reviews first. Most of my experiences with escorts have been pretty good, most are very professional
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Looked gf
10/23/18 5:31:00 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
I use to drive escorts for a few years. I've also been with an escort (that job had me on call 24/7 while in little oil towns in the middle of no where so it was pretty much the only way to get laid) and was even paid to have an escort give me head.

My only suggestion is to find an escort review board for your city and only choose a girl with good reviews.

Lol that was you? I thought that came from a different poster
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MuayThai85
10/23/18 6:54:58 AM
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Denver1985 was my old account but got banned for calling a shitposter a shitposter.
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