Current Events > ate dinner at girls house, she said ''can you pass the ketchup daddy''

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No_U_L7
10/16/18 6:25:57 AM
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both her dad and i reached for the ketchup...

full disclosure, this one didnt happen
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Aristoph
10/16/18 6:26:40 AM
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full disclosure, we know
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No_U_L7
10/16/18 4:15:22 PM
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HighOnSolar
10/16/18 4:15:52 PM
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lol
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YUHH
10/16/18 4:16:24 PM
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aren't you like 5'6, no girl would ever call you daddy when you're the size of a child yourself
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DavidWong
10/16/18 4:16:56 PM
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If a girl ever called me daddy I'd end the relationship then and there
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L0Z
10/16/18 4:18:20 PM
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lol manlet
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LimboTraveller
10/16/18 4:18:58 PM
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L0Z posted...
lol manlet
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No_U_L7
10/16/18 4:21:26 PM
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YUHH posted...
aren't you like 5'6, no girl would ever call you daddy when you're the size of a child yourself


That's toxic masculinity. I'm bigger than my dad. There is no height requirement to be a dad. It's like if I said no girl would ever call you daddy because you have the IQ of a child since you post dumb stuff like this.
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Alpha218
10/16/18 4:21:40 PM
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C, final answer
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LimboTraveller
10/16/18 4:22:44 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
YUHH posted...
aren't you like 5'6, no girl would ever call you daddy when you're the size of a child yourself


That's toxic masculinity. I'm bigger than my dad. There is no height requirement to be a dad. It's like if I said no girl would ever call you daddy because you have the IQ of a child since you post dumb stuff like this.

holy shit your father is also a manlet?
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slothica
10/16/18 4:23:55 PM
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And then her dad gently caressed his hand with a wink, pressing his foot against his junk.
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No_U_L7
10/16/18 4:24:30 PM
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LimboTraveller posted...
holy shit your father is also a manlet?


my dad grew up homeless in a third world country and went days without eating when he was young. if you want to hold that against him, it says a lot more about you than him
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MabusIncarnate
10/16/18 4:27:40 PM
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L0Z posted...
lol manlet in a blazer

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Kitt
10/16/18 4:35:22 PM
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No_U_L7
10/16/18 4:38:01 PM
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Kitt posted...
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/130/195/e33.jpg

That originality.


did you miss the spoiler tag or something
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Kitt
10/16/18 4:39:59 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Kitt posted...
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/130/195/e33.jpg

That originality.


did you miss the spoiler tag or something

No, I was just wanted an excuse to post that picture and state the obvious.
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happibivouac
10/16/18 4:40:46 PM
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YUHH posted...
aren't you like 5'6, no girl would ever call you daddy when you're the size of a child yourself

i'm not very tall, but i had a girlfriend who called me daddy. it was kinda hot at the time.
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Lordgold666
10/16/18 4:58:50 PM
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Aristoph posted...
full disclosure, we know

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Tupacrulez
10/16/18 5:20:19 PM
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So it's like all of your topics then?
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Lord_Wombat
10/16/18 5:34:55 PM
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Tupacrulez posted...
So it's like all of your topics then?

They saw it on Reddit
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0AbsoluteZero0
10/16/18 5:37:47 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
YUHH posted...
aren't you like 5'6, no girl would ever call you daddy when you're the size of a child yourself


That's toxic masculinity. I'm bigger than my dad. There is no height requirement to be a dad. It's like if I said no girl would ever call you daddy because you have the IQ of a child since you post dumb stuff like this.

Hes not the one who spends all day making up asinine stories of his fantasy pick up life to post online. At least you were finally able to admit one of them was a lie for once.
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Megaman50100
10/16/18 5:42:28 PM
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It has never happened, but I think getting called daddy would make my skin crawl.
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No_U_L7
10/16/18 5:50:43 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
It has never happened, but I think getting called daddy would make my skin crawl.


i thought so too until it actually happened...then it was super hot
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Megaman50100
10/16/18 5:51:55 PM
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hmmm.... :thinking:
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