Poll of the Day > This 76 y/o Man tried to KILL his SON with a CHAINSAW and LOST to a LAWNMOWER!!!

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Full Throttle
10/14/18 10:57:21 PM
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Are you surprised that a chainsaw lost to a lawnmower? - Results (0 votes)
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76 y/o One Leg Less Goat, Douglas Ferguson from Tennessee is charged with attempted second degree murder after he tried to KILL his SON with a CHAINSAW..but he LOST the battle after his son fought back with a LAWNMOWER and now he had to have his leg AMPUTATED because of it!!

He ran outdoors to get the chainsaw after an ongoing feud on June 28th where Douglas was only indicted after recovering from injuries he sustained when his son fought back in self defense. The sheriff's office waited until he got better and amputating his leg before formally charging him.

Officers arrived on scene where he had a bleeding leg after he was severely wounded when his son RAN HIM OVER with the lawnmower and took him and the chainsaw down.

He is held on 25,000 bond for 2 offenses after violating probation for a previous assault.

Are you surprised that a Chainsaw LOST to a Lawnmower??.

Douglas - Freak

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/13/23/5027598-6273365-image-a-4_1539469632944.jpg

Chainsaw -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/13/23/5027602-6273365-image-a-12_1539470236320.jpg
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GanonsSpirit
10/14/18 11:11:22 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Are you surprised that a Chainsaw LOST to a Lawnmower??

It was being wielded by a 76-year-old man, so no.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/14/18 11:13:58 PM
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Push mower I assume? Riding mower would've killed him.

Still, this is the kind of relevant detail you would include if you could write worth a damn.
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WastelandCowboy
10/14/18 11:19:52 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Chainsaw -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/13/23/5027602-6273365-image-a-12_1539470236320.jpg

Yup. That is a chainsaw.
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Zeus
10/14/18 11:23:51 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Are you surprised that a Chainsaw LOST to a Lawnmower??.


No, because a lawnmower clearly has a reach advantage.
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Revelation34
10/15/18 4:18:14 AM
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I wonder how old the son is.
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Kyuubi4269
10/15/18 5:02:17 AM
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Zeus posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Are you surprised that a Chainsaw LOST to a Lawnmower??.


No, because a lawnmower clearly has a reach advantage.

Bruh.

rock>lawnmower>chainsaw>rock
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Nade Duck
10/15/18 5:09:17 AM
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those looney tunes sure have gotten violent.
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TaKun782
10/15/18 12:15:47 PM
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Yes..we know what a chainsaw looks like. Moron... >_>
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