Board 8 > Choose your own adventure

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You wake up to the sound of lightning. You look around your mom's basement, but you can't see anything because there are no windows and no light. You feel a little bit of water by your feet. It must have seeped in due to whatever storm is occurring outside. Suddenly, the the basement door slams open from the top of the stairs. A voice screams loudly, piercing the air. Scared, you reach under your pillow and grab your XL dragon dildo. What do you do?
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Put the dildo at the end of the bed and stick your butt in the air, offering it as a hecatomb to appease the intruder
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Q. Seduce Billy Ray
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You carefully place the dragon dildo at the end of the bed which is now covered in water. You then stick your butt straight into the air. Suddenly, you hear the crashing of thunder. It sounds a bit different than the sound of lightning. It's not as scary, but again you hear a loud shriek, this time followed by rapid footsteps down the stairs. This is it, you think to yourself with your butt in the air. Suddenly, you hear someone say 'oh shit I'm sorry'.

What do you do?
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Shoot your prolapse out at the intruder's face
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You try to shoot your prolapse at the intruder's face. Unfortunately, it doesn't go more than 2 feet and lands on top of the dragon dildo. You hurry and retract the prolapse. What do you do?
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Take a deep breath, swallow, turn around and hesitantly ask "Sorry for what?"
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